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Donald Trump has no business telling Jewish people how we should vote — and his constant attacks on Jews who don’t align with his politics and ideology are dangerous and appalling.
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Donald Trump has no business telling Jewish people how we should vote — and his constant attacks on Jews who don’t align with his politics and ideology are dangerous and appalling.
Alejandro Kirk makes me, a heavyset 37 year old male, believe that I, too, can play professional baseball one day. #worldseries #believe
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Alejandro Kirk makes me, a heavyset 37 year old male, believe that I, too, can play professional baseball one day. #worldseries #believe
If they intentionally walk shohei
bugs bunny is wearing a hat and a bag of looney tunes
ALT: bugs bunny is wearing a hat and a bag of looney tunes
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November 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If they intentionally walk shohei
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there are going to be a lot of stories in the next couple weeks about the generosity of ordinary people in helping their fellow Americans and all of them will be wonderful and none of them should be necessary
we don’t have to have a government this cruel and capricious
we don’t have to have a government this cruel and capricious
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
there are going to be a lot of stories in the next couple weeks about the generosity of ordinary people in helping their fellow Americans and all of them will be wonderful and none of them should be necessary
we don’t have to have a government this cruel and capricious
we don’t have to have a government this cruel and capricious
Do Jewish Space Lasers next. People must know the truth!
EPA Commissioner Lee Zeldin announces his agency is launching a major investigation into the right-wing conspiracies about chemtrails and weather manipulation to get to the bottom of it.
October 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Do Jewish Space Lasers next. People must know the truth!
Mike Johnson is great at not answering questions. He never once says what "point" Trump was making. I bet he doesn't even know what satire is.
Q: What does it say that president released a video of him pooping on the American people?
MIKE JOHNSON: You can argue he's probably the most effective person who has ever used social media. He's using satire to make a point. He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents.
MIKE JOHNSON: You can argue he's probably the most effective person who has ever used social media. He's using satire to make a point. He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents.
October 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Mike Johnson is great at not answering questions. He never once says what "point" Trump was making. I bet he doesn't even know what satire is.
Spoilers aren't that big of a deal and you can enjoy any type of story that's been spoiled. And if you can't enjoy it, it says more about the artwork than the spoil.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Spoilers aren't that big of a deal and you can enjoy any type of story that's been spoiled. And if you can't enjoy it, it says more about the artwork than the spoil.
Just a friendly reminder that the President of the United States hates America. He hates Americans who live in cities. He hates the American tradition of protesting. He hates American exceptionalism. He hates laws and norms. And he hates you.
October 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just a friendly reminder that the President of the United States hates America. He hates Americans who live in cities. He hates the American tradition of protesting. He hates American exceptionalism. He hates laws and norms. And he hates you.
Tigers fans shouldn't blame tommy kahnle. He was just trying to put this game out of its misery.
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Tigers fans shouldn't blame tommy kahnle. He was just trying to put this game out of its misery.
The year is 2035
My 15 year old daughter: Daddy, where were you when game 5 of the NLDS game between the Tigers and the Mariners happened?
Me: why sweetie, I'm still watching the game now on Fox.
My 15 year old daughter: Daddy, where were you when game 5 of the NLDS game between the Tigers and the Mariners happened?
Me: why sweetie, I'm still watching the game now on Fox.
October 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The year is 2035
My 15 year old daughter: Daddy, where were you when game 5 of the NLDS game between the Tigers and the Mariners happened?
Me: why sweetie, I'm still watching the game now on Fox.
My 15 year old daughter: Daddy, where were you when game 5 of the NLDS game between the Tigers and the Mariners happened?
Me: why sweetie, I'm still watching the game now on Fox.
You don't name your child Dillon Dingler unless you know they're going to play Major League Baseball
October 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
You don't name your child Dillon Dingler unless you know they're going to play Major League Baseball
I don't think this game will ever end. We'll be watching this as the meteor comes to destroy our world. #aldsgame5 #tigers #mariners
October 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I don't think this game will ever end. We'll be watching this as the meteor comes to destroy our world. #aldsgame5 #tigers #mariners
1. Stop using "Palestinian" as an insult. They are a people, not a slur.
2. Stop implying that Palestinians and Jewish people are opposites. The two nations have more in common than anyone wants to realize.
3. DON'T YOU DARE police who is and who isn't Jewish.
2. Stop implying that Palestinians and Jewish people are opposites. The two nations have more in common than anyone wants to realize.
3. DON'T YOU DARE police who is and who isn't Jewish.
JD Vance describes Chuck Schumer as "one of the most famous Palestinians in the world"
October 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
1. Stop using "Palestinian" as an insult. They are a people, not a slur.
2. Stop implying that Palestinians and Jewish people are opposites. The two nations have more in common than anyone wants to realize.
3. DON'T YOU DARE police who is and who isn't Jewish.
2. Stop implying that Palestinians and Jewish people are opposites. The two nations have more in common than anyone wants to realize.
3. DON'T YOU DARE police who is and who isn't Jewish.
"oh, no! You misunderstood me. I was talking about Portland, Maine! You all were talking about Oregon. Not me. I'm a Maine fella." - Donald Trump in one week
October 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"oh, no! You misunderstood me. I was talking about Portland, Maine! You all were talking about Oregon. Not me. I'm a Maine fella." - Donald Trump in one week
None of you read these skeets, so this is likely going into an empty ether, but I have seen a lot of disproven conspiracy theories being shared on this site regarding October 7. There are some of you who are outright anti semitic and try to hide it behind your criticisms of the Israeli government
October 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
None of you read these skeets, so this is likely going into an empty ether, but I have seen a lot of disproven conspiracy theories being shared on this site regarding October 7. There are some of you who are outright anti semitic and try to hide it behind your criticisms of the Israeli government
How many rabbis are frantically updating their Rosh Hashanah sermon now that Jimmy Kimmel is back?
September 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
How many rabbis are frantically updating their Rosh Hashanah sermon now that Jimmy Kimmel is back?
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Instead of the angry finger-pointing, can we just for one day agree that it is horrible and monstrous to shoot another human? On behalf of my family, we send love to the Kirks and to all the children, parents and innocents who fall victim to senseless gun violence.
September 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Instead of the angry finger-pointing, can we just for one day agree that it is horrible and monstrous to shoot another human? On behalf of my family, we send love to the Kirks and to all the children, parents and innocents who fall victim to senseless gun violence.
Well our democracy may be crumbling but there's one institution I can always count on: The Mets blowing the season in September
September 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Well our democracy may be crumbling but there's one institution I can always count on: The Mets blowing the season in September
I have nothing new to add. It is quite astounding how quickly we let this happen. USA!
September 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I have nothing new to add. It is quite astounding how quickly we let this happen. USA!
Just remember, the president of the United States hates American cities. We wouldn't tolerate a president who would hate rural or suburban America, so we shouldn't tolerate one who hates cities.
August 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Just remember, the president of the United States hates American cities. We wouldn't tolerate a president who would hate rural or suburban America, so we shouldn't tolerate one who hates cities.
Why does Donald Trump Jr hate America?
Donald Trump Jr on Trump's DC takeover: "Maybe we should roll out the tour to Portland, Seattle, the other what we'd call craphole cities of the country."
August 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Why does Donald Trump Jr hate America?
With this name, this guy was destined to play baseball
August 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
With this name, this guy was destined to play baseball
Forgot to wash dishes at home and acted like I didn't know I was supposed to. Can I become a US Senator now?
August 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Forgot to wash dishes at home and acted like I didn't know I was supposed to. Can I become a US Senator now?
There are nights where it's really hard to be a Mets fan. Tonight was one of them.
August 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
There are nights where it's really hard to be a Mets fan. Tonight was one of them.