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Rick Gualtieri

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Horror & Comedy Author 🧛 Bill The Vampire 👣 Bigfoot Hunters 🐺 The Girl Who Punches Werewolves Fan of cryptids, Transformers, & Godzilla. He/Him. Check out my books at: https://rickgualtieri.com/links/

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · Feb 18

What happens when a foul-mouthed gamer is mistakenly recruited into the ranks of the undead?

All hell breaks loose, duh!

The Tome of Bill horror comedy series, starting with BILL THE VAMPIRE.

There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.

www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K #books

The Tome of Bill series starting with Bill The Vampire, Scary Dead Things, The Mourning Woods, and Holier Than Thou

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 23m

Currently in a battle of wills with our new cat.

She thinks my office chair is hers, while I clearly know it’s mine.

I may have to get another chair.

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 1h

Back in Nov, I posted on FB that everyone who voted against my children (special needs) could go fuck themselves.

Afterward, I felt a bit bad wondering if I maybe overreacted.

But no. We are definitely back to fuck everyone who voted against my and so many others kids.

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 5h

Figured I’d check the garden before the storm hits today.

Found this monster waiting for me today.

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 18h

Get ready to die laughing!

BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.

For ebook, print, and audio.

www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K

I might be a vampire, but that doesn't mean I have to be a dick about it - Bill The Vampire

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 1d

Fingers crossed it's not as bad as they say.

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 1d

My daughter is trans. She's awesome and I'm super proud of her.

If you don't like that, good. I hope it ruins your day.

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 1d

It’s kinda like how big screen TVs get returned the day after the Super Bowl

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 1d

There’s never any way of actually knowing. But it certainly is a wee bit sus.

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 1d

I have never had an issue with Amazon allowing people to return books.

But I still gotta throw some side eye at those who purchase then return an entire series.

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 1d

If you’re on the east coast, good luck and batten down the hatches.

Fingers crossed this nor’easter isn’t as bad as they’re predicting.

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 1d

“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”

Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES

For ebook, print, and audio.

www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1

The Girl Who Punches Werewolves - half witch, half werewolf, all attitude

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 1d

It’s Geeky Friday, with a brand new look for Bill of the Dead!

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 1d

The news the last 48 hours has been so batshit as to make me think there’s gotta be some reason for the escalation, like maybe a bad prognosis that has the folks in power thinking 🍊 dude could keel over at any time.

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 1d

As if anyone would post RIP for him.

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 2d

Blocking a lot of “nobody deserve the Nobel Peace Prize as much as orange leader!” posters today.

I don’t have time for either bots or fascist bootlickers.

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 2d

I keep trying to unsubscribe from One Drive’s memory of the day emails because, go figure, I don’t need daily memories from a fucking backup drive.

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 2d

Everything sucks right now because fascist Smurf Stephen Miller has the ear of bloated, orange Gargamel.

This truly is the weirdest timeline

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 3d

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 2d

He’s like a Neanderthal, finally catching up after everyone else has already invented Fire.

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 2d

Transphobes suck!

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 2d

Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.

BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.

A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.

www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA

Bigfoot Hunters - a terrifying cryptid thriller

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 2d

So now it’s circumcision that’s causing autism? I see the brain worm is accelerating its feast of RFK Jr’s little remaining grey matter.

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 2d

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 3d

I never said I was any good at this! 😅

Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 3d

Good luck.