Rick Gualtieri
@rickgualtieri.com
Horror & Comedy Author, writing literary escape hatches from the drudgery of life's BS. Fan of cryptids, Transformers, & Godzilla.
He/Him.
Check out my books at: https://rickgualtieri.com/links/
He/Him.
Check out my books at: https://rickgualtieri.com/links/
No thanks, Gemini. I usually like the people I email and prefer not to embarrass myself with slop.
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 PM
No thanks, Gemini. I usually like the people I email and prefer not to embarrass myself with slop.
Don't sleep with the lights on! That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
January 16, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Don't sleep with the lights on! That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
I was going to use this stand as a sort of mini-printing station. But looks like it’s already spoken for.
January 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I was going to use this stand as a sort of mini-printing station. But looks like it’s already spoken for.
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
January 15, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
Ready for a terrifying Bigfoot thriller?
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
January 13, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Ready for a terrifying Bigfoot thriller?
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
Not too shabby for a Sunday morning.
Crush some ICE.
Crush some ICE.
January 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Not too shabby for a Sunday morning.
Crush some ICE.
Crush some ICE.
Time to start the day … with waffles!
January 11, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Time to start the day … with waffles!
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
January 11, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
January 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
January 9, 2026 at 4:07 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
Me: (typing in the full book blurb)
IngramSpark's janky-ass website:
IngramSpark's janky-ass website:
January 8, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Me: (typing in the full book blurb)
IngramSpark's janky-ass website:
IngramSpark's janky-ass website:
Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
January 8, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
January 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
Me: (Setting up an ad for my horror series)
FB: "How about you use this GenAi image instead?"
Me: "WTF? Go home, Facebook. You're drunk." 😂
FB: "How about you use this GenAi image instead?"
Me: "WTF? Go home, Facebook. You're drunk." 😂
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Me: (Setting up an ad for my horror series)
FB: "How about you use this GenAi image instead?"
Me: "WTF? Go home, Facebook. You're drunk." 😂
FB: "How about you use this GenAi image instead?"
Me: "WTF? Go home, Facebook. You're drunk." 😂
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
January 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
Ready for a terrifying Bigfoot thriller?
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
January 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Ready for a terrifying Bigfoot thriller?
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
ChatGPT, come up with a totally believable, not at all suspicious name for this book marketing scam I’m running… 😂
January 1, 2026 at 2:24 PM
ChatGPT, come up with a totally believable, not at all suspicious name for this book marketing scam I’m running… 😂
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1