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Riposo
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Queer as heaven, Golden Corral Catholic, post-modern apologist, #billsmafia

🙏 Taking naps for Jesus 🙏

“so the last will be first, and the first will be last"
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January 25, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Next they came for no one, because we stopped them.
January 25, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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Don't let someone put their own name on your superpower
January 23, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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Jesus said... whatever you did to one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did to me.

That's why I draw pictures like this one.
January 23, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Ed Zitron is right. It'll take a while but the mass of layoffs amongst the tech giants is going to be their downfall in the end. You can't just automate away a need for human intellect in building tech that relies on meeting human needs. You need human involvement at all stages to define those needs
January 23, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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someone should show this to cris
January 23, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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Mario is Italian
Wario is Greek
Waluigi is Serbian
January 21, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Seriously can't evangelicals wait until AFTER the service to drink their coffee? Like they gotta be super caffeinated to raise their hands in the air and "worship" with their shitty hillsong songs.
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 PM
If Jesus came back today he'd throw all the espresso machines out of the mega churches like he did with the money changers in the temple
January 21, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Legitimately the face I made when I discover evangelicals drink lattes at their "worship services"
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 PM
OK finally looking at the video of the cities church protest in Saint Paul and wtf is up with all these people DRINKING COFFEE during the service? I wouldn't dare do that during mass!
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Gonna start a new denomination called eleventh day adventism and make it hella confusing for no reason
January 21, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Alani is just Bang for white suburban women 💅
January 18, 2026 at 3:12 PM
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Weirdest turnover I've ever seen
#billsmafia
January 18, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Perfect kick!
#billsmafia
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Wayy too early in the game to do an intentional fumble, especially when you're just gonna receive the ball in the next half!
#billsmafia
January 17, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Our Defense can't lose their cool. Head in the game guys!
#billsmafia
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Oof that was tough to watch 😬
#billsmafia
January 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
James Cook 😍
#BILLSMAFIA
January 17, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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Free him
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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Jacksonville is the ohio of Florida
January 16, 2026 at 12:20 PM
For when you wanna say "Im a schmuck who overcooks his spaghetti and smothers it in ketchup"
And for a classy night on the town, be sure to wear your Ragu Rich & Meaty half-zip windbreaker!
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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And for a classy night on the town, be sure to wear your Ragu Rich & Meaty half-zip windbreaker!
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 PM
"yous call this classic Italian sauce? Gettoutahere and take your fuggin hamburger ketchup wit you!"
Ragu Rich & Meaty (2002-circa 2008): A line of *extra* thick, jarred tomato sauce, boasting a "1/2 pound of meat in each jar". See this 🧵to see the varieties!
January 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM