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Richard J Torres
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Due to the Thanksgiving holiday, today is a Special Edition of Recall Thursday we are calling Recall Wednesday.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Will y’all remind me to take Thanksgiving week off next year, please?
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Damn, that was quick. They usually wait until June or July. lol.
The New York Yankees have been eliminated from postseason contention

#MinnesotaTwins #TwinsBaseball #MLB
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The day is still early, but it seems that I vastly underestimated how much sleep I should’ve gotten last night.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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🦃🦆🐓😂😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 AM
alt text: a perineum is situated between a dick and an asshole
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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just sayin i've never seen anybody in a jeep doin any wranglin
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
if i had a Friends-giving, would you attend?
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
gonna be a barrel of laughs watching the clowns currently in charge try to lead us out of the inevitable financial collapse.
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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The Switch version of MLB The Show was on sale for $9, the low res Orioles can't hurt you
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
yo @sewimperfect.bsky.social

what do you call a person who refuses to fart in public?

a private TOOTer
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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i used chatgpt to write a novel earlier today. i haven’t read it but chatgpt did and it cried..
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Waiting. Perhaps you can get up and throw this at some point today, mom.
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
this is remarkable because you couldn't get 99% of people to admit that water is wet.
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Ok, now Halloween is officially over 😆😋🎃🍰
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Iron Maiden - Piece of Mind.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
#Music #MusicSky #Vinyl #VinylSky #VinylCommunity #VinylCollectors #VinylRecords #NowPlaying #NowSpinning
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Two more batches to go. Hand for scale only, not an ingredient. Lol
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
that mofo has hammer time going on in his shoes with those fred flintstone bunions
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Remember to clean up and put your toys away before you go to bed.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Thanksgiving prep work begins with a shit ton of cornbread for the stuffing.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM