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@soroks.bsky.social
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He/Him. CO. Graphic Designer. 3D Printing Hobbyist. Aspiring Author.

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🦃 Ryan, but Turkey 🦃 @soroks.bsky.social · Mar 28
My midlife crisis was supposed to be me finally writing my novel, not rebuilding my entire life. (Don't worry you dumb manuscript, I am still gonna get you).

That being said, here are some cool things I have figured out and reaffirmed over the last couple days.
Donate to Help the Holt Family Rebuild After Tragic Fire, organized by Katie McDonald
I’m reaching out with a heavy heart to share something truly heartbreaki… Katie McDonald needs your support for Help the Holt Family Rebuild After Tragic Fire
www.gofundme.com
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refrag.bsky.social
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.

Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Nerdy kid at keyboard: Hi guys, I've noticed that it is International Men's Day today, and I'm confused. Why do we need a day to talk about men? We're not a marginalised group like women, queer people, or people of colour. The media is already full of stories about men. Big buff shirtless dude at keyboard: I'm glad you asked, champ. Whatever your view on men's place in society, it's still true that we face a lot of issues - like social isolation, risk of suicide, health problems, and attitudes towards sex and child rearing. Having a day to talk about those doesn't take away from anyone else's problems. In fact, having a day to talk about them helps us be more mindful, and listen better at other times. Second shirtless buff dude on a couch at his laptop: The chief here is really on to something. I want to echo what he said, and also point out that the idea we should remain silent about our problems actually contributes to a lot of our issues. We are human beings, with human needs. Seeking mutual support and understanding isn't the same thing as placing a burden on others. Especially if we're providing it for each other. Third buff dude at his laptop: Right on, my fellow kings. We've inherited a social legacy of competition and division, and a lot of what makes a man in our era is under question. IMD is a chance for us to examine and rethink what we are together, and build the bonds of solidarity and support that will make a better way possible - like in this meme. Because in our hearts, we're all curious kids and buff guys on keyboards.
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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lincolnhello.bsky.social
I consider it my professional obligation to inflict as much collateral psychic damage on passing web designers as possible.
An abomination of a PC Gamer headline: Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie modder just released a fan patch for Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie By Lincoln Carpenter, published 3 minutes ago Great works only die if you let them.
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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fizzvstheworld.bsky.social
AIBros being creepy stalkers who are addicted to revenge porn?!
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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jwhitbrook.bsky.social
oh, to be a psyduck barely keeping its head above water
An image of an alternate art Japanese language Pokémon Trading Card from the MEGA Dream expansion for Psyduck, illustrated by REND. The card shows a Psyduck on a sunny day relaxing in a glittering ocean. It floats with only its head above the water, with its eyes closed, as we see its body below the water line barely floating above the sandy waterbed. A wingull flies overhead towards the clouds in the distance.
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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gamerstavernshow.com
Remember according to Republicans, 15 year old girls are actually adult women while 30-something year old men with government jobs are just wee little lads who aren't responsible for their racist and Nazi memes because boys will be boys.
broadwaybabyto.bsky.social Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 23h
Fox News displaying a poll with the first age bracket for women and men being 15-44.

Once again, 15 year olds are children.

They are kids.

They are not adults, they can’t consent to sex, and pedophilia must not be normalized.
Screenshot of a Fox News poll showing women 15-44, women 45+, men 15-44, men 45+
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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acyn.bsky.social
AOC: Should this AI bubble pop, we should not be entertaining a bailout of these corporations while healthcare is being denied to Americans and SNAP is being denied to Americans —
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
soroks.bsky.social
I got to gun down a Ned Flanders in a Cybertruck tonight, Fortnite is silly
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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rianjohnson.bsky.social
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
kenplume.bsky.social Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 21h
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
Image I photoshopped of a theatrical poster for "OH, MARY" but with Miss Piggy pictured and billed in the lead role
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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kotaku.com
Microsoft Warns That Windows 11 AI Might Install Malware On Your PC
Microsoft Warns Windows 11 AI Can Install Malware
The upcoming AI agents will have to be turned on by users and I'd advise you not to do that
kotaku.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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edzitron.com
fox mulder sitting at desk
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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lizardengland.bsky.social
man I dunno this is just off the top of my head, probably missed some things
GDC informa survey of the industry with the question "From your perspective, what is responsible for the rise in layoffs in the game industry?" and the answer "The economy is heading south so people are battening down the hatches. Money continues to flow upwards and consolidate in fewer hands, leaving the rest to fight for crumbs and fold. The promise of cheap labor - whether it's AI or offshoring - combines with the pressures of our capitalist system on infinite growth and competing for ever larger slices of the pie to keep costs down. The business chases profit to the point where our industry seeks out the lowest cost methods to produce the most revenue, sacrificing quality in favor quantity and a sweatshop approach to development. Funding sources have dried up, with fewer investors or publishers willing to fund a game through completion and instead pulling out partway, leaving teams abandoned with incomplete games and no money to finish them. What funding exists requires significant investment on the side of the creators in the first place - money that, again, is not available except for very few - or is dedicated toward the AI bubble, incentivizing companies to go all-in on a technology that requires them to destroy our own labor market."
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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rj-palmer.com
This might be the most realistic portrayal of being an artist working for indecisive directors/leads I've ever seen on tv. Everyone needs to be watching The Chair Company.
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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infinata.bsky.social
* refers to turkey drumsticks as nacelles *
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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cwebbonline.com
Wow! Epstein survivor Haley Robson just offered to hold Marjorie Taylor Greene’s hand if she decides to read the names on the floor.

And a powerful message to Donald Trump: “I am traumatized. I am not stupid.”
@rokhanna.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
soroks.bsky.social
Look, I didn't need an excuse to listen to Oasis today, but thanks anyway.
Project Hail Mary | Official Trailer 2
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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adamtots.bsky.social
whats up my fellow gamers
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social
If Monday was a person... 🖤
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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cheatlines.co
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
Natalie Portman in Black Swan being menaced by a doppelganger in the mirror
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
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westword.com
The lawsuit adds to the troubling history of rideshare drivers sexually assaulting passengers in Colorado and nationwide.
Colorado Woman Sues Lyft Over "Sexual Predator Crisis" Among Drivers
The lawsuit adds to the troubling history of rideshare drivers sexually assaulting passengers in Colorado and nationwide.
www.westword.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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jordanmaison.com
Well, holy shit. These official #LegendOfZelda movie pics sure look good!
Live-action Link and Zelda in a field Close up on the live action movie Link Close up on the live action movie Zelda
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
soroks.bsky.social
Was fortunate enough to catch this at Denver Film Festival last month and it is stunning. Can't wait to catch it again.
rianjohnson.bsky.social Rian Johnson @rianjohnson.bsky.social · 2d
Final trailer! Wake Up Dead Man is in theaters 11/26 and on Netflix 12/12. Can’t WAIT for you all to see it. #wakeupdeadman
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
soroks.bsky.social
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Pew pew pew space
- Don't touch it! "I am gonna steal it"
- What if animal was bigger, and in a city
- What if someone was so alone and used that time for self growth... WITH ZOMBIES
- I am cute, they are cute. Our witty banter... Is it enough for love?
piaguerra.bsky.social Pia Guerra @piaguerra.bsky.social · 2d
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Smart people! Solving problems! In Space!
- Witty murder mystery in messy class dynamics.
- Mind bending time travel adventure.
- Let's smash this dystopia!
- Much ado at this crazy wedding.
joannestarer.bsky.social Joanne Starer @joannestarer.bsky.social · 2d
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-this romp through the jungle made me realize I love you
-the big muscle guy is actually funny
-we're sarcastic and we steal shit
-I'm a woman who enjoys sex, so of course my life is a mess
-even Disney princesses hate their moms
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
soroks.bsky.social
Restarted The Orville, the best Modern Star Trek
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
soroks.bsky.social
Sequels and reboots should not be eligible for tax breaks
omrimarian.bsky.social Omri Marian @omrimarian.bsky.social · 3d
Okay, let's try this. One like, one good tax reform idea. Popular or not, but one I think will improve our country and strengthen our democracy.
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM