Rob Cureton
@robcureton.bsky.social
Animation Director at Karrot Animation. Likes rolling dice. Formerly Orful Comics
He/him. Breakfast wizard.
He/him. Breakfast wizard.
Good god 2026 has been an absolute shower of shit so far and now I have one more day of work before I fuck off to Thailand for two weeks
January 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Good god 2026 has been an absolute shower of shit so far and now I have one more day of work before I fuck off to Thailand for two weeks
Hoping none of my DnD group speak German because I've finally come up with a name for one of my future villains and it's literally telling them what they secretly are 😅
January 6, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Hoping none of my DnD group speak German because I've finally come up with a name for one of my future villains and it's literally telling them what they secretly are 😅
Papa JOhns forgot about the 'sticks' part of my garlic sticks and gave me more of a solid disc instead
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Papa JOhns forgot about the 'sticks' part of my garlic sticks and gave me more of a solid disc instead
Got a very good assistant at work today
January 2, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Got a very good assistant at work today
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hi! I am my own mother a week ago pulling out into on coming traffic without looking!
Hi! I am my own mother a week ago pulling out into on coming traffic without looking!
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Greetings! I am a very, very dusty lamp with no bulb in my socket and I am turned on. Dust me?
Greetings! I am a very, very dusty lamp with no bulb in my socket and I am turned on. Dust me?
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hi, I'm the fireball from the kitchen oven
Hi, I'm the fireball from the kitchen oven
January 2, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hi! I am my own mother a week ago pulling out into on coming traffic without looking!
Hi! I am my own mother a week ago pulling out into on coming traffic without looking!
Reposted by Rob Cureton
Happy New Year everyone!
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January 1, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Happy New Year everyone!
If you didn't get the 2026 Greatest Grand Prix Calendar, you can bag one now with a special offer for a very limited time.
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If you didn't get the 2026 Greatest Grand Prix Calendar, you can bag one now with a special offer for a very limited time.
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Dare I Rickroll ny wife through the medium of Hangman?
December 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Dare I Rickroll ny wife through the medium of Hangman?
Reposted by Rob Cureton
This Brazilian woman hates AI
December 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This Brazilian woman hates AI
hahaha trying to do an online shop and there's no delivery available until fucking Friday
December 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
hahaha trying to do an online shop and there's no delivery available until fucking Friday
It's a Christmas miracle! I have FINALLY left fucking Westfield!
December 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It's a Christmas miracle! I have FINALLY left fucking Westfield!
How. The fuck. Am I STILL in Westfield?!!
December 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
How. The fuck. Am I STILL in Westfield?!!
In Westfield. Send help.
December 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
In Westfield. Send help.
DUN3: Tokyo Drift
December 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
DUN3: Tokyo Drift
Back home from several days away and absolutely stuffing ourselves with all the vegetables you just can't seem to get while staying with other people
December 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Back home from several days away and absolutely stuffing ourselves with all the vegetables you just can't seem to get while staying with other people
Oof, bit fuckin' flaggy around here
December 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Oof, bit fuckin' flaggy around here
I hope Tommy Robinson has had Gremlins all day!
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I hope Tommy Robinson has had Gremlins all day!
I hope Nigel Farage has spent his day surrounded by Muppets singing songs about what a cunt he is
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I hope Nigel Farage has spent his day surrounded by Muppets singing songs about what a cunt he is
I hope Donald Trump got visited by three spirits overnight and they all told him to fuck off
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I hope Donald Trump got visited by three spirits overnight and they all told him to fuck off
Merry fuckin' Christmas everybody!!!
December 25, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Merry fuckin' Christmas everybody!!!
It's present wrapping night and I have some absolutely disgusting shapes to navigate
December 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It's present wrapping night and I have some absolutely disgusting shapes to navigate
Congratulations to everyone finishing work today. Well done, happy for you I guess. Think of me while I'm still working next week after having already spunked all my annual leave on honeymoon and F1 trips 😅
December 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Congratulations to everyone finishing work today. Well done, happy for you I guess. Think of me while I'm still working next week after having already spunked all my annual leave on honeymoon and F1 trips 😅
Reposted by Rob Cureton
8 more days of work and then I can fuck off to Thailand for two weeks!! Can't come soon enough, I'm fuckin' DONE!!
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
8 more days of work and then I can fuck off to Thailand for two weeks!! Can't come soon enough, I'm fuckin' DONE!!
I wish this game had a 'restart fight' option when you've absolutely fucked it in the first moments and then just have to stand there and wait for them to cut you down so you can start again. Anyway, attempt number 30-something at this fuckin' fight...
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I wish this game had a 'restart fight' option when you've absolutely fucked it in the first moments and then just have to stand there and wait for them to cut you down so you can start again. Anyway, attempt number 30-something at this fuckin' fight...
Genuinely can't fathom that it's somehow only Tuesday
December 16, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Genuinely can't fathom that it's somehow only Tuesday