Rob Cureton
@robcureton.bsky.social
Animation Director at Karrot Animation. Likes rolling dice. Formerly Orful Comics
He/him. Breakfast wizard.
He/him. Breakfast wizard.
I hope Donald Trump got visited by three spirits overnight and they all told him to fuck off
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I hope Donald Trump got visited by three spirits overnight and they all told him to fuck off
Merry fuckin' Christmas everybody!!!
December 25, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Merry fuckin' Christmas everybody!!!
It's present wrapping night and I have some absolutely disgusting shapes to navigate
December 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It's present wrapping night and I have some absolutely disgusting shapes to navigate
Congratulations to everyone finishing work today. Well done, happy for you I guess. Think of me while I'm still working next week after having already spunked all my annual leave on honeymoon and F1 trips 😅
December 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Congratulations to everyone finishing work today. Well done, happy for you I guess. Think of me while I'm still working next week after having already spunked all my annual leave on honeymoon and F1 trips 😅
Reposted by Rob Cureton
8 more days of work and then I can fuck off to Thailand for two weeks!! Can't come soon enough, I'm fuckin' DONE!!
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
8 more days of work and then I can fuck off to Thailand for two weeks!! Can't come soon enough, I'm fuckin' DONE!!
I wish this game had a 'restart fight' option when you've absolutely fucked it in the first moments and then just have to stand there and wait for them to cut you down so you can start again. Anyway, attempt number 30-something at this fuckin' fight...
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I wish this game had a 'restart fight' option when you've absolutely fucked it in the first moments and then just have to stand there and wait for them to cut you down so you can start again. Anyway, attempt number 30-something at this fuckin' fight...
Genuinely can't fathom that it's somehow only Tuesday
December 16, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Genuinely can't fathom that it's somehow only Tuesday
Oh no, the internet went down during a meeting I hadn't prepared for that I neither wanted nor needed to be in!! Oh well, guess I can get on with other work instead now
December 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Oh no, the internet went down during a meeting I hadn't prepared for that I neither wanted nor needed to be in!! Oh well, guess I can get on with other work instead now
Saddened by the news of Rob Reiner's death this morning. The fact that This Is Spinal Tap, Stand By Me, Misery and A Few Good Men were all directed by the same person blows my wind. That is RANGE!
December 15, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Saddened by the news of Rob Reiner's death this morning. The fact that This Is Spinal Tap, Stand By Me, Misery and A Few Good Men were all directed by the same person blows my wind. That is RANGE!
Self Whammed! Time of death, 12th December, 20:02
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Self Whammed! Time of death, 12th December, 20:02
Tesco mystery of the week: 5 packs of parmesan we didn't order. Apparently, the previous house on the route ALSO had 5 packs of parmesan they didn't order. Poor driver looked very confused.
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Tesco mystery of the week: 5 packs of parmesan we didn't order. Apparently, the previous house on the route ALSO had 5 packs of parmesan they didn't order. Poor driver looked very confused.
Calibri is Antifa
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Calibri is Antifa
'Not only is it worse, but it took us way longer and much more effort than traditional film making' is not the defence they think it is.
The company behind the mcdonalds ad:
Imagine taking more time than it would take to do something traditionally. I bet it would take a builder longer to build a house out of jelly instead of brick, because jelly isn't brick.
Imagine taking more time than it would take to do something traditionally. I bet it would take a builder longer to build a house out of jelly instead of brick, because jelly isn't brick.
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
'Not only is it worse, but it took us way longer and much more effort than traditional film making' is not the defence they think it is.
Today on LinkedIn:
'We saw all the backlash a prominent AI project got last month and just had to jump on that! It sucks but what can you do?'
'We saw all the backlash a prominent AI project got last month and just had to jump on that! It sucks but what can you do?'
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Today on LinkedIn:
'We saw all the backlash a prominent AI project got last month and just had to jump on that! It sucks but what can you do?'
'We saw all the backlash a prominent AI project got last month and just had to jump on that! It sucks but what can you do?'
RunKeeper throwing shade by giving me my 'weekly fitness recap' when I haven't done a fitness in maybe two months.
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
RunKeeper throwing shade by giving me my 'weekly fitness recap' when I haven't done a fitness in maybe two months.
NORRIS DID IT!! WORLD CHAMPION!!!! What a season!! COngrats to Max and Oscar for running him so close to end
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
NORRIS DID IT!! WORLD CHAMPION!!!! What a season!! COngrats to Max and Oscar for running him so close to end
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It's all come down to this! Hoping for some good clean racing today (Verstappen, looking at you!) for this three way title decider
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
December 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It's all come down to this! Hoping for some good clean racing today (Verstappen, looking at you!) for this three way title decider
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
Has anyone checked on the whereabouts of Vitaly Petrov today? Asking for a championship decider.
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Has anyone checked on the whereabouts of Vitaly Petrov today? Asking for a championship decider.
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
Oh great just been for some travel vaccines at my GPs and the NHS app says I had three last week when I only had two so now I've no idea what I've had or what I'm protected against. Fucking great!
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh great just been for some travel vaccines at my GPs and the NHS app says I had three last week when I only had two so now I've no idea what I've had or what I'm protected against. Fucking great!
"Your bills will go up to pay to pay for infrastructure but don't worry, once that's done, you'll still be paying more"
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"Your bills will go up to pay to pay for infrastructure but don't worry, once that's done, you'll still be paying more"
Jury trials gone is it? Get a judge with a bias against you and BAM, three years in prison. Seems fair...
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Jury trials gone is it? Get a judge with a bias against you and BAM, three years in prison. Seems fair...