My assistant has done a big poo in the garden. I'm calling HR.

My assistant is now asleep at my feet and twitching as he dreams. Terrible hire.

It felt like that alone just in fucking Boots

Christ yeah had to direct my mother in law around the ring road. It makes perfect sense to peel off in the same lane people are trying to merge in!! Chaos!!

Oh fuck yeah they're a nightmare! Notoriously there are only like three driving test routes that anyone ever passes on

So tight on annual leave right now I was seriously considering working from my mum's on xmas eve