Rob Gotobed
@robgotobed.bsky.social
Stand-up philosopher, scribe, bongo drummer and professional mermaid. Previously one half of Grammy Award-winning duo Simon & Garfunkel.
Amazon: bit.ly/4hA0B7W
Apple: http://bit.ly/3K6WdB9
IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2992620/
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IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2992620/
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Rob Gotobed
@robgotobed.bsky.social
· Jul 26
My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.
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Just received the weirdest message on my computer!
January 12, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Just received the weirdest message on my computer!
Just received the weirdest message on my computer!
January 12, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Just received the weirdest message on my computer!
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WAITER: Sir, do you have any allergies we should know about?
ROB: Yes, I have an allergy to peanuts.
CHARLIE BROWN: Let's go, Snoopy. It’s obvious we’re not welcome here.
ROB: Yes, I have an allergy to peanuts.
CHARLIE BROWN: Let's go, Snoopy. It’s obvious we’re not welcome here.
January 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
WAITER: Sir, do you have any allergies we should know about?
ROB: Yes, I have an allergy to peanuts.
CHARLIE BROWN: Let's go, Snoopy. It’s obvious we’re not welcome here.
ROB: Yes, I have an allergy to peanuts.
CHARLIE BROWN: Let's go, Snoopy. It’s obvious we’re not welcome here.
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Every Christmas, when I see Santa Claus for the first time, I always say, "Hi Santa, how long has it been?" And he always replies, “A year!
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Every Christmas, when I see Santa Claus for the first time, I always say, "Hi Santa, how long has it been?" And he always replies, “A year!
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No matter where you are, laughter travels — discover three books that unite the world in humour.
Amazon: bit.ly/4hA0B7W
Apple: bit.ly/3K6WdB9
Amazon: bit.ly/4hA0B7W
Apple: bit.ly/3K6WdB9
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
No matter where you are, laughter travels — discover three books that unite the world in humour.
Amazon: bit.ly/4hA0B7W
Apple: bit.ly/3K6WdB9
Amazon: bit.ly/4hA0B7W
Apple: bit.ly/3K6WdB9
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Remember when Queen performed 'Muppets Of The Universe', 'We Are The Muppets' and 'Tie Your Muppet Down' live on the Muppet Christmas Show? Or is that just another one of my weird dreams?
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Remember when Queen performed 'Muppets Of The Universe', 'We Are The Muppets' and 'Tie Your Muppet Down' live on the Muppet Christmas Show? Or is that just another one of my weird dreams?
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Now for the first time you can experience Rob Gotobed live in the comfort of your own home as the stand-up comedian narrates his hilarious first audiobook, The Canyons Of Rob Gotobed’s Overactive Mind. Very funny and guaranteed to make you lol!!
Amazon: amzn.to/4obJSd0
Apple: bit.ly/3K6WdB9
Amazon: amzn.to/4obJSd0
Apple: bit.ly/3K6WdB9
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Now for the first time you can experience Rob Gotobed live in the comfort of your own home as the stand-up comedian narrates his hilarious first audiobook, The Canyons Of Rob Gotobed’s Overactive Mind. Very funny and guaranteed to make you lol!!
Amazon: amzn.to/4obJSd0
Apple: bit.ly/3K6WdB9
Amazon: amzn.to/4obJSd0
Apple: bit.ly/3K6WdB9
Every Christmas, when I see Santa Claus for the first time, I always say, "Hi Santa, how long has it been?" And he always replies, “A year!
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Every Christmas, when I see Santa Claus for the first time, I always say, "Hi Santa, how long has it been?" And he always replies, “A year!
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BlueSky has brought amazing people into my life like @robgotobed.bsky.social !
I truly loved his collection of stories & jokes in “Captain Apollo And The Casually Dressed Drone In Grandma’s Home Theatre.”
With all the bad news out there, I didn’t know how much I needed this book.
#BookSky
I truly loved his collection of stories & jokes in “Captain Apollo And The Casually Dressed Drone In Grandma’s Home Theatre.”
With all the bad news out there, I didn’t know how much I needed this book.
#BookSky
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 AM
BlueSky has brought amazing people into my life like @robgotobed.bsky.social !
I truly loved his collection of stories & jokes in “Captain Apollo And The Casually Dressed Drone In Grandma’s Home Theatre.”
With all the bad news out there, I didn’t know how much I needed this book.
#BookSky
I truly loved his collection of stories & jokes in “Captain Apollo And The Casually Dressed Drone In Grandma’s Home Theatre.”
With all the bad news out there, I didn’t know how much I needed this book.
#BookSky
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If you’re looking for books that play with your perception of reality while leaving you in stitches, then these two books by Rob Gotobed are an absolute must-read. The collections of short stories are as funny as they are intellectually engaging, with humour that’s both surreal and cerebral.
August 26, 2025 at 9:43 AM
If you’re looking for books that play with your perception of reality while leaving you in stitches, then these two books by Rob Gotobed are an absolute must-read. The collections of short stories are as funny as they are intellectually engaging, with humour that’s both surreal and cerebral.
Remember when Queen performed 'Muppets Of The Universe', 'We Are The Muppets' and 'Tie Your Muppet Down' live on the Muppet Christmas Show? Or is that just another one of my weird dreams?
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Remember when Queen performed 'Muppets Of The Universe', 'We Are The Muppets' and 'Tie Your Muppet Down' live on the Muppet Christmas Show? Or is that just another one of my weird dreams?
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Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!
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Rob Gotobed’s NEW comedy book is in the shops now!🤪🤓🥸🧐🤠
The Best Of Rob Gotobed contains all his funniest stories, stand-up routines and TV and radio sketches. Plus the all-new, never-before-seen episode of The Weird World Of Professor Burp!😊👍🤣
bit.ly/4hA0B7W
The Best Of Rob Gotobed contains all his funniest stories, stand-up routines and TV and radio sketches. Plus the all-new, never-before-seen episode of The Weird World Of Professor Burp!😊👍🤣
bit.ly/4hA0B7W
November 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Rob Gotobed’s NEW comedy book is in the shops now!🤪🤓🥸🧐🤠
The Best Of Rob Gotobed contains all his funniest stories, stand-up routines and TV and radio sketches. Plus the all-new, never-before-seen episode of The Weird World Of Professor Burp!😊👍🤣
bit.ly/4hA0B7W
The Best Of Rob Gotobed contains all his funniest stories, stand-up routines and TV and radio sketches. Plus the all-new, never-before-seen episode of The Weird World Of Professor Burp!😊👍🤣
bit.ly/4hA0B7W
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My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.
July 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.
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The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.
June 20, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.
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People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when I’ve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.
October 13, 2025 at 10:06 AM
People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when I’ve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.
Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!
November 3, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!
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My head is buried in a new book by fellow BlueSky user @robgotobed.bsky.social! I just received my new book and I’m excited to laugh out loud. #booksky 💙📚
September 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My head is buried in a new book by fellow BlueSky user @robgotobed.bsky.social! I just received my new book and I’m excited to laugh out loud. #booksky 💙📚
People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when I’ve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.
October 13, 2025 at 10:06 AM
People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when I’ve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.
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The girlfriend just asked me, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bedroom floor?" ….I said, "It's a dead Jedi!!"
May 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The girlfriend just asked me, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bedroom floor?" ….I said, "It's a dead Jedi!!"
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Wow! Here are my top book recommendations so far for 2025. Three great books, guaranteed to raise your spirits, put a smile on your face, and make you laugh out loud.
One is by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social and two are by
@robgotobed.bsky.social
I can highly recommend all three books.
#reading
One is by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social and two are by
@robgotobed.bsky.social
I can highly recommend all three books.
#reading
June 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Wow! Here are my top book recommendations so far for 2025. Three great books, guaranteed to raise your spirits, put a smile on your face, and make you laugh out loud.
One is by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social and two are by
@robgotobed.bsky.social
I can highly recommend all three books.
#reading
One is by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social and two are by
@robgotobed.bsky.social
I can highly recommend all three books.
#reading
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Awoken last night by a commotion coming from the bathroom. When I went to investigate, I could not believe my eyes. I bet Andy from ‘Toy Story’ never had this trouble.
August 15, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Awoken last night by a commotion coming from the bathroom. When I went to investigate, I could not believe my eyes. I bet Andy from ‘Toy Story’ never had this trouble.
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September 18, 2025 at 10:12 AM
My grandpa Beelzebub Gotobed is always complaining that the younger generation never shows the older generation any respect! Well, just to prove him wrong, here is my grandpa enjoying a special dish of his favourite steak and chips.
September 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
My grandpa Beelzebub Gotobed is always complaining that the younger generation never shows the older generation any respect! Well, just to prove him wrong, here is my grandpa enjoying a special dish of his favourite steak and chips.
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If ever a picture was worth a thousand words.
August 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
If ever a picture was worth a thousand words.