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Emotional Support Hot Dogs

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A stuffed toy in the design of a basket containing 6 Emotional Support Hot Dogs
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Need holiday party game ideas.

Whatcha got?
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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#WhatToWatch TV Hotness 📺

Pluribus
Stranger Things
Chair Company
Landman
I Love LA
IT
Beast In Me
American Revolution
Heated Rivalry
Death by Lightning

Coming soon:
Sarah Squirm: Live + In the Flesh
Spinal Tap II (HBO)
Dance Moms
Percy Jackson / Olympians
Taylor Swift: Eras Tour final show
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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The American Film Institute has named their Top 10 TV series
for the year:

Tank
The Studio
Adolescence
Andor
Death by Lightning
The Diplomat
Pluribus
Severance
The Pitt
The Lowdown

#WhatToWatch 📺
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Did #NBC and #PEACOCK not make the Macy's Parade available for post-Thanksgiving streaming? It's not listed via search or on the Holiday content page

#TV 📺
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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I think this is a record. We have twenty-two pies for eighteen people.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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#WhatToWatch 📺 TV Hotness

Pluribus
Chair Company
Stranger Things
I Love LA
Landman
IT
Death by Lightning
Beast in Me
Murdaugh
American Revolution
#DWTS

Coming Soon:
Toronto Airport Uncovered
Everybody Loves Raymond 30th Anniv Reunion
Stranger Things
Beatles Anthology 2025
Love Is Blind: Italy
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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#WhatToWatch TV Hotness 📺

Pluribus
The Chair Company
I Love LA
The Lowdown
Death by Lightning
Landman
IT: Welcome to Derry
Murdaugh
Nobody Wants This
Slow Horses
DWTS
Last Samurai Standing
Squid Games Challenge
Tournament of Champions Holiday Edition

Coming Soon:
Man on the Inside
GBBS Holiday
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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#WhatToWatch TV Hotness 📺

The Chair Company
Slow Horses
Nobody Wants This
The Lowdown
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Task
IT: Welcome to Derry
Only Murders...
English Teacher
Gen V

Coming soon:
Hazbin Hotel S2
Squid Game: The Challenge
Tournament Of Champions: All-Star Christmas
Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame Induction
October 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Slow Horses
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Only Murders...
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Wednesday
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Unknown Number: High School Catfish
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GBBS
October 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Introducing a new music service, Tapedeck. Our goal is to make a penny per play the floor, rather than the ceiling, for streaming royalties.
Introducing Tapedeck: A Music Service That Pays Artists What They Want
by Tim Quirk Zedge is pleased to announce the launch of Tapedeck, a new music download store and streaming service whose not-so-humble goal is to make a penny per play the floor, rather than the ceil...
blog.zedge.net
September 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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#WhatToWatch 📺 TV Hotness

Task
Alien: Earth
The Lowdown
Gen V
Slow Horses
Only Murders...
Black Rabbit
Summer I Turned Pretty
Peacemaker
English Teacher
DWTS

Coming Soon:
Chad Powers
Austin City Limits
SNL51
Grammy Salute To Cyndi Lauper
60 Mins
Squid Game: Challenge
Stranger Things
Loot
September 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Get all todays Carolina Panthers game info and chatter in the Carolina Panthers newsfeed

#KeepPounding #NFL #ATLvsCAR #Panthers

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September 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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#WhatToWatch 📺 TV Hotness

Task
Alien: Earth
Summer I Turned Pretty
Peacemaker
Only Murders..
Gen V
The Girlfriend
The Paper
Black Rabbit
Foundation
BB27
DWTS
The Studio

Coming soon:
Traitors
Slow Horses
Simpsons Treehouse of Horror
Love is Blind
Nobody Wants This
Hazbin Hotel
Squid Game: Challenge
September 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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#WhatToWatch 📺

Looking forward to 2026 on #HBO:

* Game of Thrones prequel A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is scheduled to premiere in January 2026

* House of the Dragon Season 3 is targeted to premiere in summer 2026

* Industry Season 4 is expected for January 2026
September 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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#KeepPounding

Get all your Carolina Panthers news and commentary in the Carolina Panthers news feed (pin and like it!)

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#NFL #CarolinaPanthers #CARvsARI #PanthersNation
September 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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#WhatToWatch TV Hotness 📺

Task
Alien Earth
Summer I Turned Pretty
Peacemaker
Only Murders...
The Girlfriend
Dexter
The Paper
Wednesday
Foundation
#BB27
The Challenge

Coming soon:
DWTS
Futurama
Black Rabbit
Reluctant Traveler
Wrestlepalooza
Comics Unleashed
Golden Bachelor
The Lowdown
Chad Powers
September 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Politicians, journalists and attorneys, in particular, should be paying more careful attention to their information security. A few quick hits in a short thread…
1/🧵
nothoodlum.bsky.social Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · Jul 1
Stop threatening and just do it—Iranian-linked hackers claim to have 100 gigabytes of emails tied to the White House.
July 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Din Tai Fung makes $27.4m per location, twice the AUV of the 2nd closest chain

IOW, the average DTF location would rank as the 15th-largest stand-alone restaurant in the country

#FoodSky

www.restaurantbusinessonline.com/financing/so...
This soup dumpling chain has the industry's highest AUVs, and it's not even close
Din Tai Fung’s per-restaurant average of $27.4 million is nearly two times higher than the next closest brand, an astounding feat for a
www.restaurantbusinessonline.com
September 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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official (not my email) source, thanks @zunderscore.tv for the link:

forums.plex.tv/t/important-...
Important Notice of Security Incident
We have recently experienced a security incident that may potentially involve your Plex account information. We believe the actual impact of this incident is limited; however, action is required from ...
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September 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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FYI: if you want to know only the final scores and nothing else, you can follow @nflscorigamiscores.bsky.social. It will repost the final score of each game.
September 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Random google says that all Panthers fans are invited tonight to Locals Bar and Package in Jacksonville, 7p

#PanthersNation will be "hanging out, cold drinks flowing, and good vibes guaranteed"

#KeepPounding #CARvJAX #CARvJAC

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September 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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The rights to TMJ's 2nd LP have reverted to the band, so we are pleased to announce this super deluxe reissue, with 19 (!) bonus tracks.

Too Much Joy, indeed.
Son of Sam I Am (Tommy's Version), by Too Much Joy
34 track album
toomuchjoy.bandcamp.com
September 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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#WhatToWatch TV 📺 Hotness:

Alien: Earth
Dexter
Summer I Turned Pretty
Peacemaker
Wednesday
Task
The Paper
Chief of War
Foundation
Only Murders...
#NFL Football
Big Brother

Coming Soon:
MTV Video Awards
Secrets Of Celeb Sex Tapes
DWTS
Reluctant Traveler
Golden Bachelor
Slow Horses
Nobody Wants This
September 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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In honor of the season starting today, I’ve updated my NFL STARTER PACK.

Even if you already subscribe, re-subscribe bc there are a ton of new names—beat reporters, bloggers, and great posters.

Please share here and everywhere!

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September 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM