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Rob Z ✨ | he/they
@robthez.bsky.social
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NB he/him|they/them. 38. Amazing. Writer. Game Dev. Live2D Vtuber rigger & streamer. Can probably beat you at Mario Kart (but will be nice about it)
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robthez.bsky.social
They let me into the USA. Now it's time to wrestle a gator and then see Michael Mouse
February 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
robthez.bsky.social
early birthday breakfast at my favourite cafe in town, many bacons pancake
a picture of two thick pancakes on a white plate next to a cup of coffee. there is visible bacon jam, strips of bacon, and ice cream on the pancakes
February 17, 2026 at 11:47 AM
robthez.bsky.social
Happy day!
robthez.bsky.social Rob Z ✨ | he/they @robthez.bsky.social · Feb 14
Happy Valentine's Day!
February 14, 2026 at 11:29 AM
robthez.bsky.social
Most of Don Broco lol
williamadler78.bsky.social William Adler @williamadler78.bsky.social · 6d
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
marisakabas.bsky.social Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 9d
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 9:31 AM
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jimtrinca.bsky.social
A consultation happening now, under Labour, that frames settlement as some sort of reward for being the right kind of person instead of a fundamental human right. That's the party that folk keep telling us to vote for to "keep the far right out"
sarahpyke.bsky.social Sarah Pyke @sarahpyke.bsky.social · 7d
the whole thing is of course completely revolting. 20 YEARS to settlement for refugees? no settlement if you’ve ever had a criminal conviction or a tax debt? 10 YEARS added if you’ve ever received benefits? partners and children on their own routes to settlement? What are you even TALKING about
February 11, 2026 at 9:56 AM
robthez.bsky.social
oh man, this will be my tenth year without being sent a valentine, thank you for doing shitty maths, brain lmao
February 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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thestarlightfairy.bsky.social
It's my birthday today! 🍰

All I want is for you to do something kind for someone (including yourself)

....and maybe like/share my art and cosplay a little 🥰
(📸 @goldstonecosplay.bsky.social)
A half body traditional illustration of Wyrd, a Tiefling/Air Genasi with porcelain white skin, long purple/blue hair and deep purple/blue eyes. They wear a pale blue top with sheer black sleeves under a black cloak and a purple underbust corset. They also wear a large purple wizard hat with several trinkets in the band. All their clothes have a lot of intricate gold and silver embroidery, trim and beadwork. theStarlightFairy cosplaying as Jester from Critical Role, in her level 20 pink dress. She is leaning against a tree and giggling as if she's about to play a trick on someone, while gesturing to the viewer to stay quiet theStarlightFairy cosplaying as Disney's Cinderella. She is holding one hand out to the viewer, A half body traditional illustration of Ceres, a feminine fairy with pale skin, and long pink/purple hair, purple eyes and silver star freckles. They wear a pink glittery dress with rainbow ribbons under a brown corset with gold floral embroidery
February 8, 2026 at 8:58 AM
robthez.bsky.social
Broke 103kg (102.9 lol) so probably not hitting 100 by my birthday at this rate BUT downward trend innit
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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caphurricane.bsky.social
IT'S FRIDAY! ROLL THE CLIP! #frierenfriday
February 6, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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caphurricane.bsky.social
NINTENDO PARTNER SHOWCASE PREDICTIONS

- Coming to Switch 2: Metal Gear Solid Δ... Pachinko!
- Somehow The Rabbids Returned
- Xenoblade/gear/saga MOBA with more microtransaction gambling than is allowed by EU law
- Smash Bros the TCG smartphone app
- Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Switch 2 Edition
February 5, 2026 at 11:04 AM
robthez.bsky.social
Two 5ks, ten days apart? He's beginning to believe
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
robthez.bsky.social
lmao i miss changing my display name when people misspelled or completely got my name wrong but i definitely don't post enough on this account to do it anymore
screenshot from an email addressed 'to me' it reads 'hi josh'
February 3, 2026 at 10:09 AM
robthez.bsky.social
'all these various problems with the world don't have an easy explanation, it's due to various complex issues intertwining over decades, cent-oh, no it was all just jeffrey epstein? oh'
February 2, 2026 at 9:36 AM
robthez.bsky.social
did my first 5k in like nine years! feeling powerful (and tired)
January 24, 2026 at 1:34 PM
robthez.bsky.social
apparently my life right now lmao

but hey, two dates in as many months is a record for me (lol, yeah, I know, skill issue)
January 22, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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caphurricane.bsky.social
sorry american games journos, we'll continue to give game franchises diminutive nicknames like 'Resi' until morale improves

Baldi's 3
Mazza Kart
Final Fants
Ass Creed
Car nicker (GTA)
January 21, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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strongmisgiving.bsky.social
hi, famous comedian expert here! this is not funny, famous comedians only become children's authors when they're in extreme distress.
January 21, 2026 at 11:02 AM
robthez.bsky.social
Oh hell yeah, I've nearly put my diabetes into remission already???? Let's fucking go
January 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
robthez.bsky.social
me turning 29: fuck SHIT FUCK piss I'm going to be 30 next year! I've achieved nothing

me turning 39: oh cool i'll be 40 next year, sick
January 10, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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sonomikan.bsky.social
🟥 MY FIRST YOUTUBE ESSAY IS LIVE! 🟥

ITS NOT "L IS REAL" OR ETERNAAL STAR"!

I've been sitting on this script about Mario 64's biggest "Mystery" for three years! Please check it out! I'm really proud of this!

🔴 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi0a...
January 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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caphurricane.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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caphurricane.bsky.social
tracing back everything wrong with fandom culture to bioware capitulating to angry baby nerds and changing the ending of mass effect 3 to be shit
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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caphurricane.bsky.social
introducing the concept of an unreliable narrator to the worlds most prolific fanwiki editor and watching them immediately shit out their colon
January 9, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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caphurricane.bsky.social
lmao is this what it's like for straight women on dating apps?
screenshot of a conversation from bumble, a dating app Match: Hey 😊 Me: Hi there! Oh damn you are a big Pokemon fan - you been playing Legends ZA at all? I'm slowly picking my way through the DLC at the moment Match: No I'm not playing it Ah right that's fair Me: Ah fair! What games you been playing recently then? Match: Nothing recently Me: What kind of hobby stuff have you been up to then? Match: Nothing I been working Me: Ah you're a chef? What kind of stuff do you cook? Match: I cook anything im asked to
January 7, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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caphurricane.bsky.social
🦔 STRIM SCHEDULE 🦔

I'm back! In pog form!

TUESDAY gonna build some Gunpla and look over a Star Wars cookbook, and catch up from the holidays!

FRIDAY I'm taking part in #Jankuary 2 with BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING. With apologies to @alexnavarro.bsky.social, he warned us

Have a great week 🦔💖
My strim schedule for 5 to 11 Jan presented as text on a blackboard. Strims: Tue: Chill gunpla! Gonna build and catch up - 7pm UK/2pm ET/11am PT Fri - Big Rigs over the road racing! It's getting janky in here - 7pm/2pm/11am Other days Mon - how do I do my job again? Wed - Yoga fire Thu - Learn kung fu, free mind Sat - Night's alright for fighting Sun - spring clean robots
January 4, 2026 at 11:43 PM