Rob Usry
@robusry.bsky.social
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I created my first markdown file today. I might be the smartest person alive.
February 12, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I created my first markdown file today. I might be the smartest person alive.
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The only conclusion I can really draw from the moves MLS continues to make is that the people making decisions do not know or even like the sport their league plays
February 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
The only conclusion I can really draw from the moves MLS continues to make is that the people making decisions do not know or even like the sport their league plays
Great to see Atlanta United’s best player having a great preseason
February 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Great to see Atlanta United’s best player having a great preseason
If you love MLS or American soccer, supporting Matt is a no-brainer.
Fifteen years ago, I got my dream job writing for MLSsoccer. Last week, that came to an end.
I'm off on my own, and it's time to build something new – with a little help from all of you.
tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/an-end-to-my...
I'm off on my own, and it's time to build something new – with a little help from all of you.
tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/an-end-to-my...
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
If you love MLS or American soccer, supporting Matt is a no-brainer.
Reposted by Rob Usry
Fifteen years ago, I got my dream job writing for MLSsoccer. Last week, that came to an end.
I'm off on my own, and it's time to build something new – with a little help from all of you.
tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/an-end-to-my...
I'm off on my own, and it's time to build something new – with a little help from all of you.
tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/an-end-to-my...
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Fifteen years ago, I got my dream job writing for MLSsoccer. Last week, that came to an end.
I'm off on my own, and it's time to build something new – with a little help from all of you.
tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/an-end-to-my...
I'm off on my own, and it's time to build something new – with a little help from all of you.
tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/an-end-to-my...
Hot take: New kit is good
February 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Hot take: New kit is good
Are you sure about that
February 10, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Are you sure about that
Boiled Peanuts
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Boiled Peanuts
Not cutting my hair until an Atlanta United winger scores an MLS goal
February 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Not cutting my hair until an Atlanta United winger scores an MLS goal
Need an app that fills me in on what to be mad about at the end of every day. Having a hard time keeping up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Need an app that fills me in on what to be mad about at the end of every day. Having a hard time keeping up.
Mad Men being my comfort show probably says a lot about why I’m so fucked up. But I’m too lazy to go to a shrink to get it explained to me. Ah well.
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Mad Men being my comfort show probably says a lot about why I’m so fucked up. But I’m too lazy to go to a shrink to get it explained to me. Ah well.
Post a banger not in English (IYKYK) www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMHL...
NENA | Irgendwie · Irgendwo · Irgendwann [1984] [Offizielles HD Musikvideo]
YouTube video by NENA
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February 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Post a banger not in English (IYKYK) www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMHL...
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Steven Alzate sat down with us for a very insightful look at the differences between Tata and Ronny www.fivestripefinal.com/p/five-strip...
FIVE STRIPE FINAL: Exclusive interview with Steven Alzate
Atlanta United's midfielder talks about how Tata Martino is asking him to play differently, his life growing up, his reaction to Ronny Deila's firing and more.
www.fivestripefinal.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Steven Alzate sat down with us for a very insightful look at the differences between Tata and Ronny www.fivestripefinal.com/p/five-strip...
When I get one (1) menial task done without making a mistake
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February 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
When I get one (1) menial task done without making a mistake
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It really bums me out that nearly every single "general space" on social media to talk about anything is full of people who are just there to hate on and complain about the show/movie/book.
So many people hate everything and only derive joy from making others miserable for enjoying something.
So many people hate everything and only derive joy from making others miserable for enjoying something.
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
It really bums me out that nearly every single "general space" on social media to talk about anything is full of people who are just there to hate on and complain about the show/movie/book.
So many people hate everything and only derive joy from making others miserable for enjoying something.
So many people hate everything and only derive joy from making others miserable for enjoying something.
They put me next to @juliangressel.bsky.social. That’s a sign. Bring him home.
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 AM
They put me next to @juliangressel.bsky.social. That’s a sign. Bring him home.
This is awesome. I learned so much about a culture I know very little about.
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 AM
This is awesome. I learned so much about a culture I know very little about.
I need an hour YouTube video breaking down and analyzing the halftime show. When he fell through the floor and into that couple's living room, was that live or did it cut to a tape? I have so many questions. I had no idea what he was singing about, I'm not gonna lie. But I was captivated af.
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I need an hour YouTube video breaking down and analyzing the halftime show. When he fell through the floor and into that couple's living room, was that live or did it cut to a tape? I have so many questions. I had no idea what he was singing about, I'm not gonna lie. But I was captivated af.
The best team won. How un-American. Not my pastime.
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
The best team won. How un-American. Not my pastime.
This is the plot to Foundation
Omg. The greatest grifter ever has pivoted from Mars to the moon.
Laughing.
Buy my IPO!
Laughing.
Buy my IPO!
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
This is the plot to Foundation
GIVE THE KICKER MVP YOU ABSOLUTE COWARDS
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
GIVE THE KICKER MVP YOU ABSOLUTE COWARDS
Don’t send 28-3 memes to your Seahawks friends right now if you value that relationship
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Don’t send 28-3 memes to your Seahawks friends right now if you value that relationship
Game is ass. Let Bad Bunny jump off the field goal posts and run around the field during play or something.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Game is ass. Let Bad Bunny jump off the field goal posts and run around the field during play or something.
This is without a doubt the coolest cinematic halftime show ever. This is a whole ass movie.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
This is without a doubt the coolest cinematic halftime show ever. This is a whole ass movie.