Bbv: wow. He don’t look like a bunny.
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Bbv: wow. He don’t look like a bunny.
Minneapolis is at it again 😂😂😂 www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
February 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Minneapolis is at it again 😂😂😂 www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
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Unfortunately I have another separate link to share that hits close to home. Please help if you are able. www.gofundme.com/f/y2detr-ple...
February 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Unfortunately I have another separate link to share that hits close to home. Please help if you are able. www.gofundme.com/f/y2detr-ple...
Overheard in the Costco food court: a man with a very very serious tone talking to a woman.
“i am by your side in battle.”
”when you AFFIRM this, you are affirming god.”
They are talking about eating family dinners.
“i am by your side in battle.”
”when you AFFIRM this, you are affirming god.”
They are talking about eating family dinners.
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Overheard in the Costco food court: a man with a very very serious tone talking to a woman.
“i am by your side in battle.”
”when you AFFIRM this, you are affirming god.”
They are talking about eating family dinners.
“i am by your side in battle.”
”when you AFFIRM this, you are affirming god.”
They are talking about eating family dinners.
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Revealing undercover ICE agents by offering them the last donut in the box and seeing them take the whole thing.
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Revealing undercover ICE agents by offering them the last donut in the box and seeing them take the whole thing.
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Minnesota is everywhere. #wearegoingtowin
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Minnesota is everywhere. #wearegoingtowin
Unfortunately I have another separate link to share that hits close to home. Please help if you are able. www.gofundme.com/f/y2detr-ple...
February 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Unfortunately I have another separate link to share that hits close to home. Please help if you are able. www.gofundme.com/f/y2detr-ple...
Bbv was SO excited to tell me yesterday that her class got PETS. “Fish and insects.”
Well. We have an update. 😳
Well. We have an update. 😳
February 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Bbv was SO excited to tell me yesterday that her class got PETS. “Fish and insects.”
Well. We have an update. 😳
Well. We have an update. 😳
“Hilary knight is the OLDEST player in the US women’s hockey team, at age 36.“ 💀
February 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
“Hilary knight is the OLDEST player in the US women’s hockey team, at age 36.“ 💀
Pro tip: don’t marry a dipshit husband.
If you send a man to the grocery store, clear your schedule. You are now live customer support for the entire trip. Might as well go yourself.
February 5, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Pro tip: don’t marry a dipshit husband.
Describe your bowel movements with a movie title.
I’ll start.
Fast and furious
I’ll start.
Fast and furious
February 5, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Describe your bowel movements with a movie title.
I’ll start.
Fast and furious
I’ll start.
Fast and furious
Headline: 700 agents leaving Minnesota today
Real headline: 2,000 agents will still remain in Minnesota to terrorize us
Real headline: 2,000 agents will still remain in Minnesota to terrorize us
February 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Headline: 700 agents leaving Minnesota today
Real headline: 2,000 agents will still remain in Minnesota to terrorize us
Real headline: 2,000 agents will still remain in Minnesota to terrorize us
Pro tip: I don’t give a shit what the Bible says. You can make an argument for or against anything from the Bible.
Speaking on behalf of a religion that actively sought to spread itself to every country in the world whether invited or not, Speaker Johnson would like to share with you the Biblical case for strong borders.
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Pro tip: I don’t give a shit what the Bible says. You can make an argument for or against anything from the Bible.
morning Minnesota updates:
*a yoga chain studio refused to allow a No Ice sign and fired an employee about, then a couple customers confronted their corporate rep, and somehow the company’s solution was to suspend every single member who was present for “failing to de-escalate the situation.” 🤔🤔🤔
*a yoga chain studio refused to allow a No Ice sign and fired an employee about, then a couple customers confronted their corporate rep, and somehow the company’s solution was to suspend every single member who was present for “failing to de-escalate the situation.” 🤔🤔🤔
February 4, 2026 at 12:37 PM
morning Minnesota updates:
*a yoga chain studio refused to allow a No Ice sign and fired an employee about, then a couple customers confronted their corporate rep, and somehow the company’s solution was to suspend every single member who was present for “failing to de-escalate the situation.” 🤔🤔🤔
*a yoga chain studio refused to allow a No Ice sign and fired an employee about, then a couple customers confronted their corporate rep, and somehow the company’s solution was to suspend every single member who was present for “failing to de-escalate the situation.” 🤔🤔🤔
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We Minnesotans want you to know we are proud and fierce… and we are also super fuckin’ horny!
February 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
We Minnesotans want you to know we are proud and fierce… and we are also super fuckin’ horny!
Amazing news: I’ve been suspended from NextDoor
Someone needs to disable my Next Door comment access, because I am about to call Tammi a dumb bitch
February 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Amazing news: I’ve been suspended from NextDoor
Did you think ICE was done? They just abducted someone from a PRESCHOOL.
They also just pulled someone from the freeway, and left the car.
And detained observers who were driving on public roads.
They also just pulled someone from the freeway, and left the car.
And detained observers who were driving on public roads.
February 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Did you think ICE was done? They just abducted someone from a PRESCHOOL.
They also just pulled someone from the freeway, and left the car.
And detained observers who were driving on public roads.
They also just pulled someone from the freeway, and left the car.
And detained observers who were driving on public roads.
Unfortunately this is pretty close to home. If you are able to donate, it would be helpful to their family. 💚 www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for Daycare Staff Member Detained by ICE, organized by S E
A staff member of our daycare has been detained by ICE (along with two other fami… S E needs your support for Support for Daycare Staff Member Detained by ICE
www.gofundme.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Unfortunately this is pretty close to home. If you are able to donate, it would be helpful to their family. 💚 www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Poverty.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Poverty.
I’m between a callow and a quagmire
Presenting year 3 of the highly anticipated niche wetlands meme: Which wetland are you? #WorldWetlandsDay
February 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I’m between a callow and a quagmire
Haven’t I suffered enough??
February 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Haven’t I suffered enough??
Minnesota doesn’t take order from a groundhog. You get a MINIMUM of 6 more weeks of winter and you dont cry about it.
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Minnesota doesn’t take order from a groundhog. You get a MINIMUM of 6 more weeks of winter and you dont cry about it.
Monday morning. Lots of work to do! Let’s log on to the computer and fire up the nytimes comment section.
February 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Monday morning. Lots of work to do! Let’s log on to the computer and fire up the nytimes comment section.
So that little boy liam was brought back to Minnesota this weekend. Excellent news!
That entire school district was closed abruptly this morning due to a “credible threat”
That entire school district was closed abruptly this morning due to a “credible threat”
February 2, 2026 at 2:36 PM
So that little boy liam was brought back to Minnesota this weekend. Excellent news!
That entire school district was closed abruptly this morning due to a “credible threat”
That entire school district was closed abruptly this morning due to a “credible threat”