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Bama & Fishing
@rolltideroll.bsky.social
Just your average rabid Alabama fan🐘, Peloton junkie (GoFishChris), SoberAF. Oh, and I love to 🎣. Atheist, Trump/MAGAt hater, Joro spider assassin | Porn followers will be blocked
This was Amazon's delivery confirmation pic...

Asshole
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Going on a Disney Cruise Sunday, God help me!

I was also stressing about how I was going to do my Peloton rides, then my wife sent me this little nugget 😁
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 PM
In back to back days, I've had 2 Peloton PBs, one for a 45min ride and one for a 60, which I just set last Sat and knew I could beat! 💥
February 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Bartending one night, it was last call (1:15 am, close at 2). There was an older cpl arguing all night. I went outside and let them know it was LC. He came back in to pay and get one more drink.
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
When I would have drunk assholes I occasionally switched draft beer for NA beer. They never fucking knew the difference. #RestaurantTales #BarTales
February 7, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Every restaurant, including high end one, have roaches. Unless they are newly built and free standing, but they will... #RestaurantTales
February 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
This is mostly for sweet tea drinkers.
Don't ever order it in a restaurant unless it's where you pour it yourself. Before you do, do the straw test... Get a new straw, and stick it up the nozzle a few times. It will either come out clean, or you'll throw up #RestaurantTales
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Reposted by Bama & Fishing
The most securist surveillance company hired a third party cyber security firm to help them out with their 100% secure system that has totally never ever been hacked.
February 3, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Thisnisba short summary, but you should what a shitstorm Flock and their cameras are...

bsky.app/profile/benn...
UH HUH SURE MMHMM
With domestic violence in Illinois slowly rising, Amazon has donated 1,000 Ring cameras that will give survivors of domestic violence an added sense of security, Illinois Attorney General Kwame Raoul and domestic violence victim advocates said Monday.
February 3, 2026 at 10:06 AM
What does it matter?! They will only release footage that makes them look good.

time.com/7364709/fede...
Federal Immigration Agents Will Be Issued Body Cameras, Noem Says
The cameras are being deployed to every Department of Homeland Security officer in Minneapolis "effective immediately."
time.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Simple restaurant fact... Most restaurant servers only brew decaff closer to closing. They start cleaning early and that's one that gets broken down early.

They'll get better... #RestaurantTales
February 2, 2026 at 2:11 AM
This place has too much news, and can be depressing...

I think I'm going to start posting about my 20yrs of working in the service industry as a server or bartender. I have enough stories to write a book!
February 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
New PB on a 60min PZE Peloton ride. I should be excited but I could have done better and I know it! 🫤
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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A US man removed ICE with a 5 second constitutional lesson;

“You violated my 4th Amendment, and I’ve got my 2nd. Get the fuck off my property.”

The thugs complied and left. #3E #FuckICE #GoodVsEvil
January 29, 2026 at 12:09 AM
ICE List Wiki
wiki.icelist.is
January 28, 2026 at 3:17 AM
People can't drive for shit!

Except for police officers, everyone should have to take the written drivers test every 10 yrs.

I know I've forgotten shit, I have no doubt other ppl have too.
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 PM
My favorite commercial, EVER...
youtu.be/I03UmJbK0lA?...
Ship My Pants
YouTube video by Kmart
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 2:24 AM
That time when I used to dye my dog blue, not to mention my hands. I miss my Yukon
January 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Disappointed to find out that one of my favorite sites, www.underwatertimes.com will no longer be updated. I've been an (almost) daily reader since 2004, if not earlier.
UnderwaterTimes.com | news of the underwater world
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www.underwatertimes.com
January 11, 2026 at 11:55 PM
There is no low that is low enough for this administration! Where is the bottom??? How in the FUCK did he get re-elected again? I really just don't get it. #FUCKDJT #FUCKJDV #FUCKRFKJR #FUCKMAGA #FUCKICE #FUCKTHEMALL!
January 8, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Fucking WOW!
screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted
January 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Still waiting for #DeBoer to announce he's entering the #TransferPortal
#RollTide #Bama #RTR
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Let's go #Bama! 2 sacks already!
January 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM