Romain Brette
romainbrette.bsky.social
Romain Brette
@romainbrette.bsky.social
Looking at protists with the eyes of a theoretical neuroscientist.
Looking at brains with the eyes of a protistologist.
(I also like axon initial segments)

Forthcoming book: The Brain, in Theory.

http://romainbrette.fr/
Not everything useful is computation. Example: the clock.

press.princeton.edu/books/paperb...
December 31, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Reposted by Romain Brette
AI ran our office vending machine for several weeks. It lost hundreds of dollars, gave away a PlayStation, bought a live fish—and taught us a lot about AI agents, writes Joanna Stern.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
on.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Reposted by Romain Brette
You mean I can't just make up people instead of studying people? www.science.org/content/arti...
AI-generated ‘participants’ can lead social science experiments astray, study finds
Data produced by “silicon samples” depends on researchers’ exact choice of models, prompts, and settings
www.science.org
December 18, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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I think it's also important to recognize that LLM "summaries" are not epistemically grounded in the ideas of the source material. When they're correct, it's more because *other* writing (in the training corpus) contains similar language. That makes it especially bad when applied to novel results.
December 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
The belief that an LLM can help you write science reveals such magical thinking about language (and LLMs). If your writing is unclear, an LLM won't find its meaning hidden in the words. Only you can explain what you mean; the LLM does not read your mind. It completes with what *others* have written.
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Wow. Majority uses AI for peer reviewing, and authoring. But not everyone, so the conclusion of the publisher (Frontiers, same group as Nature): this leaves "major potential untapped". Same poll: 90% have concerns AI tools are misused by researchers, and by publishers. So: there's a "trust gap".
December 17, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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My favorite euphemism is "responsible use of AI" . if it were as good a thing as everyone says it it's, you wouldn't need to be super responsible to use it
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
GenAI is such a harmful technology.
Grading and googling hallucinated citations, as one does nowadays, and now that LLMs have been around for a while, I've discovered new horrors: hallucinated journals are now appearing in Google Scholar with dozens of citations bc so many people are citing these fake things
December 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The "what else" argument is really something quite bizarre. The brain is a computer, because what else, a magic box?
Like a cat must be a horse, because what else, an elephant?
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The philosophical misconception behind the LLM cult (or why LLMs will always bullshit)

romainbrette.fr/the-philosop...
The philosophical misconception behind the LLM cult (or why LLMs will always bullshit)
There is this idea that if a large language model (LLM) is trained on a large corpus of text, then it knows whatever knowledge is in that corpus. Improving the performance is then essentially a mat…
romainbrette.fr
December 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Look, the universal praise of ERC among scientists is based on a fallacy: it's great to have an ERC grant, so we should have more. No, we shouldn't. Money doesn't just pop up. Big individual grants means concentrating money on a few, and so reducing the perimeter of science.
“A program with a 0.5% success rate is not elite. It’s wasteful. Thousands of highly trained scientists will sink dozens of hours into writing proposals with vanishing odds of success. This is not just inefficient — it’s disrespectful of scientific labour.” Very well said @kamounlab.bsky.social!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I just published: ERC-Plus: jackpot science or missed chance to fix academia?

My reflections on ERC-Plus, Europe’s newest ultra-competitive research grant and what it tells us about the academic culture we’re building.

medium.com/p/erc-plus-j...
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Just wondering: does anyone find the "Significance" paragraph remotely useful? (e.g. in PNAS papers)
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Exactly. The relation between theory and experiment is an interaction, not theory->experiment (preregistration) or experiment->theory (exploration).
Penicillin was discovered bec Fleming followed up on the initial observation by designing studies to understand the mechanism producing it. The confirmatory (preregistered) tests vs. exploratory (non-preregistered) results distinction that is being normalized is exacerbating this misconception.
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I have a PhD project open for application about "Habituation of Paramecium, the “swimming neuron”" on the DIM C-Brains programme, for a PhD in Paris. Open for students with a Master outside France. Get in touch if interested!
dim-cbrains.fr/en/phd-progr...
DIM C-BRAINS
Cognition and Brain Revolutions: Artificial Intelligence, Neurogenomics, Society
dim-cbrains.fr
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
En toute décontraction, on s'apprête en France à recenser les opinions politiques des profs de fac.
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
About "PhD-level AI". This is such a misunderstanding of scientific work. What a PhD is about is not technical skills or encyclopedic knowledge. It's about learning to prove (or disprove) claims. At core, it's the development of an ethical attitude to knowledge. Exactly what an LLM cannot provide.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Remember obscurantism is a political agenda, not a failure of scientists to do public outreach.
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Commercial publishers poison academia. They must be banned.
We wrote the Strain on scientific publishing to highlight the problems of time & trust. With a fantastic group of co-authors, we present The Drain of Scientific Publishing:

a 🧵 1/n

Drain: arxiv.org/abs/2511.04820
Strain: direct.mit.edu/qss/article/...
Oligopoly: direct.mit.edu/qss/article/...
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My book "The Brain, in Theory" on the publisher's website (out in April 2026):
press.princeton.edu/books/paperb...
The Brain, In Theory
Why engineering and computational analogies are poorly suited to the study of biological cognition
press.princeton.edu
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Wow I had no idea this existed. Bacteria that build centimeter-scale electrical wires to breathe.
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM
The Nobel prize in economics. The fact that it's not a "true" Nobel is anecdotical. What matters is that a prize (Nobel or other) is given by people, and not by an omniscient God of Science. So it's a social recognition within an academic field, not a badge of Truth.
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November 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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gave a short lecture this morning on principles of computational modelling, always try to stress the point made by @romainbrette.bsky.social that adding details to a model does not automatically make it more realistic.

The wooden airplane model has more 'details' but only the paper model can fly
August 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM