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Rondez Green

@rondez.bsky.social

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Creator & Social Editor @thebaltimorebanner.com Host 🎤 Fantasy, TTRPG, and TCG digital creator. Instagram.com/rondezgreenmage

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Oct 21

Gamehole Con 2024 must have had every midwest nerd in the same zip code for the last five days.

It was an incredible event for me, I turned up to both commentate their Cubecon Magic: the Gathering tournament and host the Shades of Mana panel! #MTG

Cubecon 2024, commentators rondezgreenmage and lordtupperware

Shades of Mana panel featuring queenofcardboard, defiantcathar, darkpactcosplay, and rondezgreenmage

A game of Magic: the Gathering, commander format

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 10h

Hey Tyler, would you please dm me? We’d like to put together a story on this for @bannermoco.bsky.social

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The Banner Montgomery @bannermoco.bsky.social · 3d

Marc Elrich promised to shutter Montgomery County’s waste incinerator, run by Reworld.

Despite extending the contract for the Dickerson incinerator through 2031, the county executive is pushing for alternatives before his term ends. #sustainability

Story by @rondez.bsky.social

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 3d

Check out my latest story for @thebaltimorebanner.com & @bannermoco.bsky.social!

The Banner Montgomery @bannermoco.bsky.social · 3d

Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 6d

Same

Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 6d

Is this a recession indicator? Full written story on @bannermoco.bsky.social

Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 14d

I know this all too well 😭

Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 14d

I want to scream at the top of my lungs when I’m in the cafe/train/market and am suddenly plunged into someone else’s IG reels feed

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 17d

I watched the whole last competition. There were entertaining moments throughout, but never before has softcore pr0n made me so uncomfy and cynical about romance

Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 17d

Looking satisfied and moisturized

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Not Your Negress @notyournegro.blacksky.app · 20d

Black people have been asking this question for a very long time.

Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 20d

Do you really have any rights if they are openly saying they will just make up reasons to detain you?

thematthill.bsky.social @thematthill.bsky.social · 23d

Wow. Greg Bovino admits on camera that his agents can detain people if you look scared, change your demeanor, or grip a steering wheel too tight.

As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 29d

My Final Fantasy 7 Ivalice Chronicles was shipped to the wrong address, now delayed to FOUR DAYS after release date 😭😭😭

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · Sep 30

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Oct 1

We’ll see you soon! Delivering a TTRPG panel alongside the @runedocks.bsky.social too 🤘🏾 @oathbreakercary.bsky.social & @blackpurist.com

Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 27

Oh god, I totally forgot 😭😭

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 27

The removal of the headphone jack from our phones and tablets is somewhere high on the list of the worst things that Big Tech has ever done

Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · Sep 27

ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract.

EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: Shit yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks

Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 22

Aye yall, I’ve been slipping elixir of speed into @blackpurist.com’s bedtime tonic for at least a fortnight now 😂😂😂 I’m all up in that circadian rhythm boy, sweet dreams

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Dwarf Paladin Azeem @blackpurist.com · Sep 22

Sometimes when @rondez.bsky.social isn't looking, I replace his summon deva scrolls with summon Archdemon. Ya know, for funsies 🤭

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 22

Oh so it was YOU. Not cool bro.

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 22

Found one! bsky.app/profile/rond...

Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 22

Workhorse!

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 22

Workhorse!

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 22

Infinite +1/+1 counter synergy here with the new Iron Spider, Stark Upgrade.

Is there an artifact creature that goes “Remove a +1/+1 counter: Generate X mana.”?

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 21

Kind of hilarious that @pilotmtg.bsky.social solves the game rules problem of “Why are vehicles so fun, yet so bad?” by giving them to you for free

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 21

If I can get into a couple decent pods I’d be happy to make some content myself.

Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 21

That is awesome. Finding YouTube content for the format is impossible tho

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 21

I think I’ve found my Rig of choice for Balthier and Fran 👀

Balthier and Fran, Human Rabbit, Final Fantasy XII