Schmendrik Lamarr
@rootlesscosmo.bsky.social
Republican, AntiAntisemitism, Chelsea⭐⭐ #ClearlakeOut, coffee & fermentation. Great route-talk. Time to nut up or shut up. Once curator of @iamgermany.bsky.social 🇩🇪. #Galician roots (not that one 🇪🇸, the other one 🇺🇦/🇵🇱)
Pinned
And in other news: Professional Hypocrite, Trotskyist Baroness Claire Fox has replaced Arsene Wenger in my wall of shame
Hate to disappoint anyone but Andrew NonceBatten Windsor will not be flying to America to testify any time soon.
He’ll be moving to Dubai or one of the other Gulf states in the next few months, muttering something self-pitying along the lines of “I’m moving here because I will be more appreciated”
He’ll be moving to Dubai or one of the other Gulf states in the next few months, muttering something self-pitying along the lines of “I’m moving here because I will be more appreciated”
February 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Hate to disappoint anyone but Andrew NonceBatten Windsor will not be flying to America to testify any time soon.
He’ll be moving to Dubai or one of the other Gulf states in the next few months, muttering something self-pitying along the lines of “I’m moving here because I will be more appreciated”
He’ll be moving to Dubai or one of the other Gulf states in the next few months, muttering something self-pitying along the lines of “I’m moving here because I will be more appreciated”
I thought Mudryk was the worst winger I’d seen at #Chelsea in recent years
I also thought that Gittens was the worst of the current crop.
But Garnacho is the worst of the lot. Whoever made the case to sign him should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves
I also thought that Gittens was the worst of the current crop.
But Garnacho is the worst of the lot. Whoever made the case to sign him should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves
February 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I thought Mudryk was the worst winger I’d seen at #Chelsea in recent years
I also thought that Gittens was the worst of the current crop.
But Garnacho is the worst of the lot. Whoever made the case to sign him should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves
I also thought that Gittens was the worst of the current crop.
But Garnacho is the worst of the lot. Whoever made the case to sign him should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves
Garnacho gonna Garnacho
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Garnacho gonna Garnacho
Reposted by Schmendrik Lamarr
Also just a magnificent set of suggestions when you type 'reform councillor' into google
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Also just a magnificent set of suggestions when you type 'reform councillor' into google
2 @theguardian.com stories, both about gender & trans issues, where the headlines promotes the pro-trans position using the phrase “court told” as if this was the matter of fact in question. In reality they should say that these positions were just the views of one of the sides of the legal process
February 5, 2026 at 8:17 AM
2 @theguardian.com stories, both about gender & trans issues, where the headlines promotes the pro-trans position using the phrase “court told” as if this was the matter of fact in question. In reality they should say that these positions were just the views of one of the sides of the legal process
“If Angela didn’t have her tax investigation ongoing, she’d be getting numbers [for a leadership challenge] offered to her tonight.”
*If* doing a lot of heavy lifting here
*If* doing a lot of heavy lifting here
February 5, 2026 at 8:06 AM
“If Angela didn’t have her tax investigation ongoing, she’d be getting numbers [for a leadership challenge] offered to her tonight.”
*If* doing a lot of heavy lifting here
*If* doing a lot of heavy lifting here
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Reposted by Schmendrik Lamarr
December 2024.
Mandelson will be able to bond with Trump by talking about their mutual friend Jeffrey Epstein.
February 4, 2026 at 9:25 PM
December 2024.
A bit fed up with the discussion that #Chelsea didn't "go for it" last night vs the Gooners. Rosenior had a plan to keep it tight, especially in the first half. Them scoring would have virtually spelled the end for our chances.
February 4, 2026 at 11:15 AM
A bit fed up with the discussion that #Chelsea didn't "go for it" last night vs the Gooners. Rosenior had a plan to keep it tight, especially in the first half. Them scoring would have virtually spelled the end for our chances.
Great strategy: Hoofing balls into their penalty box in the forlorn hope that we have a big lump of a centre forward to get on the end of it…..oh wait a minute
#Chelsea
#Chelsea
January 31, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Great strategy: Hoofing balls into their penalty box in the forlorn hope that we have a big lump of a centre forward to get on the end of it…..oh wait a minute
#Chelsea
#Chelsea
January 31, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Delap has the first touch of Papy Djilobodji
January 31, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Delap has the first touch of Papy Djilobodji
Does Delap get the assist?
January 31, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Does Delap get the assist?
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Fofana another embarrassment
January 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Fofana another embarrassment
Currently waiting in a pub to see if Rosenior goes for the full five subs for the second half before deciding whether or not to leave
January 31, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Currently waiting in a pub to see if Rosenior goes for the full five subs for the second half before deciding whether or not to leave
Honestly the money spent on HS2 was better value than that spent on Garnacho and Gittens
January 31, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Honestly the money spent on HS2 was better value than that spent on Garnacho and Gittens
*This* is what’s wrong with the so-called “progressive” left - cartoon in today’s @theguardian.com
I loathe & detest everything Trump’s doing with ICE. America is on the way to full fascist dictatorship but talk about minimising the appalling suffering of the brave people of Iran
30,000+ dead v 2
I loathe & detest everything Trump’s doing with ICE. America is on the way to full fascist dictatorship but talk about minimising the appalling suffering of the brave people of Iran
30,000+ dead v 2
January 30, 2026 at 11:27 AM
*This* is what’s wrong with the so-called “progressive” left - cartoon in today’s @theguardian.com
I loathe & detest everything Trump’s doing with ICE. America is on the way to full fascist dictatorship but talk about minimising the appalling suffering of the brave people of Iran
30,000+ dead v 2
I loathe & detest everything Trump’s doing with ICE. America is on the way to full fascist dictatorship but talk about minimising the appalling suffering of the brave people of Iran
30,000+ dead v 2
It’s not so much that Gittens has gone above Garnacho,
Its more that Garnacho has fallen below Gittens
#Chelsea
#Race2theBottom
Its more that Garnacho has fallen below Gittens
#Chelsea
#Race2theBottom
January 28, 2026 at 9:27 PM
It’s not so much that Gittens has gone above Garnacho,
Its more that Garnacho has fallen below Gittens
#Chelsea
#Race2theBottom
Its more that Garnacho has fallen below Gittens
#Chelsea
#Race2theBottom
January 28, 2026 at 9:06 PM