Rory Masterson
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Rory Masterson
@rorymasterson.bsky.social
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Zach beginning this with an indictment of JEOPARDY!, turning it into asking where the L2M report is for clues like the one he appeared in and ending with his show appearance nightmare is *A* reason why I’ve stuck with @zachlowenba.bsky.social for a decade-plus.
open.spotify.com/episode/6fcG...
open.spotify.com/episode/6fcG...
Under-the-Radar Trade Candidates With Wosny Lambre. Plus, Alperen Sengun and Jalen Duren on Their Teams' Successes.
Spotify video
open.spotify.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Zach beginning this with an indictment of JEOPARDY!, turning it into asking where the L2M report is for clues like the one he appeared in and ending with his show appearance nightmare is *A* reason why I’ve stuck with @zachlowenba.bsky.social for a decade-plus.
open.spotify.com/episode/6fcG...
open.spotify.com/episode/6fcG...
"One of the things that makes his best movies so special is the way they layer small-scale, everyday reality with the big capital-letter Motives that drive Hollywood story arcs. True love, but also corned beef on rye; a miracle, but also a sandwich... Neither of these things overwrites the other."
Not even remotely adequate, of course, but I tried to get some thoughts down about Rob Reiner
Rob Reiner’s Death Was a Tragedy. His Life Was the Opposite.
As impossible as it is to process the abrupt end to his life, Reiner always possessed a joy, curiosity, and affection that was imbued in his movies
www.theringer.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"One of the things that makes his best movies so special is the way they layer small-scale, everyday reality with the big capital-letter Motives that drive Hollywood story arcs. True love, but also corned beef on rye; a miracle, but also a sandwich... Neither of these things overwrites the other."
Yeah, alright: the 2025 NBA Cup champion New York Knickerbockers. I’ll have that.
December 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Yeah, alright: the 2025 NBA Cup champion New York Knickerbockers. I’ll have that.
The NBA Cup is the premier annual basketball tournament in the country and, dare I say, in the world.
December 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The NBA Cup is the premier annual basketball tournament in the country and, dare I say, in the world.
Jordan Clarkson is here to party
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Jordan Clarkson is here to party
The New York Knicks, finally playing for that most hallowed of honors: the [REDACTED] NBA Cup. As always, let’s go Knicks.
December 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The New York Knicks, finally playing for that most hallowed of honors: the [REDACTED] NBA Cup. As always, let’s go Knicks.
Watching “Eight Men Out” for the first time since when it might precede the 1991 Winston 500 on ESPN Classic, and Sayles just straight up quotes Dr. John in the scene threatening Lefty’s wife? Pfffffttttt.
December 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Watching “Eight Men Out” for the first time since when it might precede the 1991 Winston 500 on ESPN Classic, and Sayles just straight up quotes Dr. John in the scene threatening Lefty’s wife? Pfffffttttt.
“the kinds of channels where you can still watch Kevin Spacey movies”
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
“the kinds of channels where you can still watch Kevin Spacey movies”
“And you know what, in fact,?”
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December 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
“And you know what, in fact,?”
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Me, anywhere and especially in winter, realizing I forgot the Chapstick:
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Me, anywhere and especially in winter, realizing I forgot the Chapstick:
And now, courtesy of my dog, it’s the liminal space in between night and whatever comes after it in Harlem
December 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
And now, courtesy of my dog, it’s the liminal space in between night and whatever comes after it in Harlem
I hate my favorite hockey team, the New York Rangers.
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I hate my favorite hockey team, the New York Rangers.
“…or Elvis Grab-Bag, as my dad and I called him,”
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
“…or Elvis Grab-Bag, as my dad and I called him,”
We managed to get to Monday Night Miracle references in the first half, another impressive testimonial to the excrement of the New York Jets.
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
We managed to get to Monday Night Miracle references in the first half, another impressive testimonial to the excrement of the New York Jets.
ANSWER: Bred for burrowing and hunting small game, this dog breed is both “long” and “short.”
Q: What is this thing
Q: What is this thing
December 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
ANSWER: Bred for burrowing and hunting small game, this dog breed is both “long” and “short.”
Q: What is this thing
Q: What is this thing
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
Many fraught weeks, much maneuvering and some fired head coaches have finally led us to this: the SEC championship game between Georgia and Alabama. Unprecedented.
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Many fraught weeks, much maneuvering and some fired head coaches have finally led us to this: the SEC championship game between Georgia and Alabama. Unprecedented.
Maybe just some frog rain, but I’ve seen more pennies on the street in recent weeks than ever before. Are people treating discontinuation as devaluation, are any of the pennies that I see even real
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Maybe just some frog rain, but I’ve seen more pennies on the street in recent weeks than ever before. Are people treating discontinuation as devaluation, are any of the pennies that I see even real
One of the monetary endpoints of “They’re doing it illegally anyway, so we might as well too” is being able to openly wager on events and circumstances that, if you have enough money and power, you can personally make happen.
Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones. One recent Kalshi betting market that allowed people to bet on whether Palestinians in Gaza would suffer mass starvation.
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
buff.ly
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
One of the monetary endpoints of “They’re doing it illegally anyway, so we might as well too” is being able to openly wager on events and circumstances that, if you have enough money and power, you can personally make happen.
Everybody-Everywhere bathrooms are awesome, and then exactly the people you’d expect to disagree with in a bathroom line choose the closest bathroom line as opposed to the shortest bathroom line.
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Everybody-Everywhere bathrooms are awesome, and then exactly the people you’d expect to disagree with in a bathroom line choose the closest bathroom line as opposed to the shortest bathroom line.
Setlist-peeping: divisive, but it does let you know when to wear literal running shoes for [REDACTED, made for That Brand]
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Setlist-peeping: divisive, but it does let you know when to wear literal running shoes for [REDACTED, made for That Brand]
One of the engines of the mighty Stax machine, an MG and a wildly underrated guitar player. RIP, Colonel.
Steve Cropper, who co-wrote classic songs such as "(Sittin' on) the Dock of the Bay" and "In the Midnight Hour" during his years playing guitar at the legendary Stax Records in Memphis, has died.
Steve Cropper, guitarist and member of Stax Records' Booker T and the M.G.'s, has died at age 84
Steve Cropper, who co-wrote classic songs, including “(Sittin' on) the Dock of the Bay” and “In the Midnight Hour,” during his years playing guitar at the legendary Stax Records in Memphis, has died.
bit.ly
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
One of the engines of the mighty Stax machine, an MG and a wildly underrated guitar player. RIP, Colonel.
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Yet again, my Spotify Wrapped:
December 4, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Yet again, my Spotify Wrapped: