Rory Masterson
@rorymasterson.bsky.social
Me, anywhere and especially in winter, realizing I forgot the Chapstick:
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Me, anywhere and especially in winter, realizing I forgot the Chapstick:
ANSWER: Bred for burrowing and hunting small game, this dog breed is both “long” and “short.”
Q: What is this thing
Q: What is this thing
December 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
ANSWER: Bred for burrowing and hunting small game, this dog breed is both “long” and “short.”
Q: What is this thing
Q: What is this thing
Now, what’s Nancy Mace’s whole beef with the Epstein files?
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Now, what’s Nancy Mace’s whole beef with the Epstein files?
When AMC takes a special moment to thank investors before making a pitch for financially unviable movie packages:
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
When AMC takes a special moment to thank investors before making a pitch for financially unviable movie packages:
Here’s the thing: no it isn’t.
November 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Here’s the thing: no it isn’t.
Three Power Rangers and one (1) Chewbacca.
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Three Power Rangers and one (1) Chewbacca.
Now here’s a guy who knows about demo.
October 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Now here’s a guy who knows about demo.
This guy is ready for some Knicks basketball.
October 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This guy is ready for some Knicks basketball.
Football? Sounds like a great time.
October 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Football? Sounds like a great time.
Welp, I guess that's that.
October 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Welp, I guess that's that.
For the very first time: under the KC Bridge.
September 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
For the very first time: under the KC Bridge.
“Scenes From An Italian Roastery”
September 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“Scenes From An Italian Roastery”
You think rock and roll’s about getting thrown off some fucking ferries?
September 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
You think rock and roll’s about getting thrown off some fucking ferries?
You (tired, miserable sheep with a net worth lacking commas): Lifetime Fitness
Me (grass-fed; name at the bank is “sir”; sits at the adult table at the holidays): Lifetime Chimney Supply
Me (grass-fed; name at the bank is “sir”; sits at the adult table at the holidays): Lifetime Chimney Supply
August 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
You (tired, miserable sheep with a net worth lacking commas): Lifetime Fitness
Me (grass-fed; name at the bank is “sir”; sits at the adult table at the holidays): Lifetime Chimney Supply
Me (grass-fed; name at the bank is “sir”; sits at the adult table at the holidays): Lifetime Chimney Supply
Summer Streets is idyllic. Expand this program to its maximum.
August 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Summer Streets is idyllic. Expand this program to its maximum.
Rory; Roy Keane, once upon a time.
August 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Rory; Roy Keane, once upon a time.
That’s right, folks: It’s that time once again.
July 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
That’s right, folks: It’s that time once again.
Oasis is back, baby.
July 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Oasis is back, baby.
You know what I like seeing on my way to “Glengarry Glen Ross” on the day I got laid off? Truly inspiring stuff right here:
June 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You know what I like seeing on my way to “Glengarry Glen Ross” on the day I got laid off? Truly inspiring stuff right here:
Lesser to all of the many other catastrophic consequences of today, one of my favorite jokes from a movie I’ll always contend is underrated is, now, not a joke at all.
June 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Lesser to all of the many other catastrophic consequences of today, one of my favorite jokes from a movie I’ll always contend is underrated is, now, not a joke at all.
Waking up in New York this week like
June 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Waking up in New York this week like