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👻Adair💀

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🇬🇧 British / 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 English / ⛰️ Cumbrian 📍 Whitehaven 🏉 Whitehaven RLFC ⚽️ Bolton Wanderers FC ⚾️ SF Giants 🏀 GS Warriors ♂️ He/Himbo

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David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.bsky.social · 1d

You keep telling yourself that.

BBC News article with headline “'I was fined £100 for a poo my dog didn't do'”.

Below it a photo of a woman and her dog in a park next to a poo bin and normal litter bin.

Close up of the dog from the last pic, poker-faced.

Virgin Ron, who may or may not have purchased PPV pornography.

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 1d

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 1d

“Well, I don’t think so, but I’ll ask. Hey, Arlene!
Anyone turn in a human brain left here yesterday?
… He says it was medium-sized, sort of bluish-gray.”

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👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 1d

Uh-oh, Nancy’s packing heat!

👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 2d

People in 1982…
(From the Prehistory of the Far Side)

"The Far Side, a single-panel cartoon by Gary Larson, obviously went too far to the side some time ago and threw great chunks of the populace into paralytic confusion. " Newspaper Columnist, Chicago

"I asked 37 people to explain the 'Cow tools' (cartoon) of last week but with no luck. Could you help?" Reader, California

"Enclosed is a copy of the 'Cow Tools' cartoon. I have passed it around. I have posted it on the wall. Conservatively, some 40-odd professionals with doctoral degrees in disparate disciplines have examined it. No one understands it. Even my 6-year-old cannot figure it out....We are going bonkers. Please help. What is the meaning of 'Cow Tools'? What is the meaning of life?" Reader, Texas

"We give up. Being intelligent, hard-working men, we don't often say this, but your cartoon has proven to be beyond any of our intellectual capabilities… Is there some significance to this cartoon that eludes us, or have we been completely foolish in our attempts to unravel the mystery behind 'Cow Tools'?" Reader, California

"I represent a small band of Fellows from every walk of American Life, who have been drawn together by a need to know, a need to understand and a certain perplexity about what to do with this decade. We are a special interest group under the umbrella organization of The Fellowship of the Unexplained. The Cow Tools Fellows have been brought together by the absolute certainty that your cartoon captioned 'Cow Tools' means something. But, as this letter signifies, just what it might mean has escaped us. " Reader, California

"Allow us to introduce ourselves: two humble and dedicated civil servants who begin every working day with a one-hour review of the funnies. Mister Larson, please write us and let us know the message that this comic drawing is intended to portray. As an artist, you have a professional responsibility to your constituents, especially those whose mental health hinges upon the comic relief provided by your work. " Reader, Alabama

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👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 2d

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

A scene from the classic British sitcom “Do Shut Up”.

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👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 2d

Money for Nothing came on my phone and my so-called “smart” phone couldn’t figure out why I’m tapping the back of my phone.

iPhone notification: “Back Tap - Double Tap Detected”

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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 3d

NYT games admitting its inspiration here?

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👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 3d

Gimme the bat, Marge!

👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 4d

Their best laid plans!

👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 4d

Worst Simpsons guest star?

Ted “I don't care if you're just thirteen, you look too good to be true” Nugent

👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 4d

Me, first time I saw that:

👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 4d

The bellend will probably add another 20% points if Toronto wins the World Series. 🇨🇦⚾️

Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 4d

This is a breaking news story.

Trump announces additional 10-percent Canada tariff over Reagan ad brouhaha

This is a breaking news story.

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👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 4d

Found some old CDs of mine at my parents’ house. Everybody still loves P Diddy and Roisin Murphy, right?

(Could be worse, I used to have some albums by a certain recently deceased Welshman’s band but I think we sold them off a while ago)

👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 4d

Probably appropriate that the #RLAshes matches are in London, Liverpool and Leeds because it’s looking like 3 L’s for England. #EngAus

(Maybe hold them in Whitehaven, Wigan and Wakefield next time?)

👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 4d

Some very Australian hairstyles on display. #EngAus #RLAshes

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👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 4d

⚽️ Win for Bolton 😁
🏉 Now c’mon England! #RLAshes

👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 6d

What’s the opposite of disappointment, when you already don’t like somebody and then find out there’s a whole new reason to dislike them?

👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 6d

They came back to win 2-1 so looks like they’ll be dancing in the streets of Go Ahead after all!

👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 6d

They won’t be dancing in the streets of Go Ahead if they fail to make a comeback against Villa.

👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 6d

They won’t be dancing in the streets of Go Ahead if they fail to make a comeback against Villa.

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👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 6d

I know you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover but… c’mon.

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👻Adair💀 @rpxadair.bsky.social · 7d

Fair play to the Frankfurt fans for staying to the end despite losing at home to Liverpool 1-5. Last night the Emirates was half empty when Arsenal were winning 4-0.