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Rude Tales of Magic @rudetales.bsky.social · 13d
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Nethermurk Episode 30: Bell Ringers
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Have you listened to a Rude Tales yet today or have you made a huge mistake???
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Nethermurk Episode 30: Bell Ringers
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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🫀💥🚽OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE🚽💥🫀

Episode 101: Mirror, Mirror, On the Star... Part Two: Who's the Darkest Mirror of All?
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Tomorrow
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Sure, Bluesky thinks our logo is smut, but it almost feels like a dare to make that goblin butt even juicier...
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Did our bribe not clear?!
tonicky.bsky.social Tonicky @tonicky.bsky.social · 5d
What no @rudetales.bsky.social ?!
notthecops.bsky.social Not the cops @notthecops.bsky.social · 6d
The list of eligible podcasts is looking pretty bleak 😟
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I am simple man, I hear Svengoolie reference, my brain sprays the "respect and honor whomever said that just now" chemical
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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It's Rude Talks Tuesday! @drhastings.bsky.social, @whirringblender.bsky.social, @bransonreese.bsky.social, and @jplepore.bsky.social are on mic answers all your burning Nethermurk Qs! It won't stop burning! Help me!!

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 30 "Bell Ringers" | Rude Tales of Magic
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November 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I wish every podcast was about parents reuniting 😔
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Nethermurk Episode 30: Bell Ringers
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Probably going to the married woman & long nap deck
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Ichabod Crane and Rip van Winkle walking down a spaceship hallway
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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The surprise "Daily Double" in the Bears! mini-arc of @rudetales.bsky.social still makes me laugh months later
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Nethermurk Episode 30: Bell Ringers
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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We had a little hiccup on today's main feed episode, and if you want to hear the episode as the podcasters intended, we recommend deleting and re-downloading from your podcatcher!
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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It's not a Rude Tales campaign until somebody rings a bell
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Nethermurk Episode 30: Bell Ringers
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON

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COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! bsky- @bransonreese.bsky.social insta- @bransonofgod You're looking at three profile picture sized images. One is of Swan Boy in full color with a fun pink background. One is of Rona having some sort of spell or something. She's in color but there's no background. Then you've got Cassie is beautiful HD black and white. Prices are listed below. ($250 for full color w/background, $200 for color with no background, and $175 for black and white) A little lower down there's Swan Boy in a Black Flag t-shirt painting a dollar sign on a canvas. ALL OTHER COMMISSIONS START AT $300 And then I tell you what I will and won't do for a commission: YES: Animals, OCs, Humans, Full comics, Really whatever. NO: I'm an open-minded guy. Don't push it, though. FIL OUT THE FORM IN THE LINK TO RESERVE YOUR SPOT. MOVE FAST - SPOTS ARE LIMITED
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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This has got to be the rudest talk ever chatted
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Have you listened to this week's Rude Talks of Chatting? We made it JUST FOR YOU

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 29 "Regnum Caelorum" | Rude Tales of Magic
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November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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A unique tradition over here at Rude Tales is to dress up in a fun costume, have a snickers, and get into a kind of spooky vibe on the last night of October 🦇.

Give it a try! No recording tonight ❤️
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Lemon’s War Cage from @rudetales.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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lines that made me laugh so loud it scared other people on the trail, entry #456

"BACK IN THE OTHER HOLE"
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Nethermurk Episode 29: Regnum Caelorum
October 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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It’s that big awful worm, The Light Eater, from @rudetales.bsky.social
The Light Eater from Rude Tales of Magic.
October 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Ask your doctor about listening to Rude Tales of Magic and start treating your Regnum Caelorum today! 🧑‍⚕️
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Nethermurk Episode 29: Regnum Caelorum
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Nethermurk Episode 29: Regnum Caelorum
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM