RUKiddingMeQ
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RUKiddingMeQ
@rukiddingmeq.bsky.social
Mottos to live by: "It is better to ask forgiveness than permission" and "That which does not kill me better run fast!"
Both things are true.
December 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Ew! I wouldn't touch him!
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
And what a shock it was!
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I don't know...I thought you had to be dead before your face was put on money.
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The government needs the supply of cocaine for something domestic, maybe a favor for Junior, who is running low.
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Release the unedited and unredacted Epstein Files.
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I keep waiting for a brave soul to yell "something is wrong with the president!" every time he nods off, as if he is passing out.
I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it.

You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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โ€œAh, just one more thing, sir. Youโ€™re blowing up those boats, saying theyโ€™re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. Thatโ€™s billions of doses. Help me understand that.โ€
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Looks like Donold John Trump just got a blowie...
Trump๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ grift's ๐Ÿ’ฐ.....In seconds
A million seconds is about 11.5 days.
A billion seconds is 31 years.
A trillion seconds is 31,688 years.
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Not even just modern American history...he is the most uns EVER!
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Those aren't pillows!!
a man wearing a red hat and a denim jacket is holding a skateboard .
ALT: a man wearing a red hat and a denim jacket is holding a skateboard .
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November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I have seen or worked hundreds, my 5 faves:
1. Alice Cooper/Billy Squire - first one
2. Wham!
3. Queen
4. They Might Be Giants
5. Cheap Trick
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Now do the same with Melania!
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I would keep posting pictures of Melania.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Missing is the fact that Harris actually got over 90% of the vote in the District
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So, I was looking at work possibilities when this one caught my eye. It is supposed to be a call center job. Seems I don't qualify ๐Ÿค”
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
We need to be targeting the level of the military that gives the orders, not just the grunts.
The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words:

โ€œOur American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.โ€

That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I think the first one could explain the rest.
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
What You Got Billy Mcbride GIF
ALT: What You Got Billy Mcbride GIF
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November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM