Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣
@ruraljones.bsky.social
born in the last century 🔞👍 highly emojional ❣️😉
Hellawood addressed 🎬⭐ HB obsessed 😈❤️🔥 Blitzø IMPressed ♈🤘 Stolas possessed 🦉💜
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Hellawood addressed 🎬⭐ HB obsessed 😈❤️🔥 Blitzø IMPressed ♈🤘 Stolas possessed 🦉💜
sipsipsips.straw.page
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I don’t often #journal 📝 or #sketch ✍🏻 in a #notebook 📓 ... but I will cut a b*tch. ✂️📘
𝘊𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘯𝘵 🌌 𝘣𝘺 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘊𝘰 🔮 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘫𝘪𝘴. ✨
#HelluvaBoss #Stolas #grimoire #YouWillBeOkay
𝘊𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘯𝘵 🌌 𝘣𝘺 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘊𝘰 🔮 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘫𝘪𝘴. ✨
#HelluvaBoss #Stolas #grimoire #YouWillBeOkay
Now that we’ve closed the book on Ficsgiving 📕🍽️, I’m turning toward my new fictional Hellabration: Badvent. 😈 🗓️ Just planning to burn some candles 🕯️ and watch a virtual Sinder block 📺🔥🪵 (Hell’s version of a Yule log), but you’re hellcome to join me on Dec 1st.
#HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse
#HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Now that we’ve closed the book on Ficsgiving 📕🍽️, I’m turning toward my new fictional Hellabration: Badvent. 😈 🗓️ Just planning to burn some candles 🕯️ and watch a virtual Sinder block 📺🔥🪵 (Hell’s version of a Yule log), but you’re hellcome to join me on Dec 1st.
#HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse
#HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse
Reposted by Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣
For #elleapDTIYS10K!
It’s Stolas’ first mission + first time using a shotgun, pls be patient w him ❤️
Congratulations on the milestone Elleapdraws!! Thank you for all the yummy delicious Stolitz content you feed us 🎉
It’s Stolas’ first mission + first time using a shotgun, pls be patient w him ❤️
Congratulations on the milestone Elleapdraws!! Thank you for all the yummy delicious Stolitz content you feed us 🎉
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
For #elleapDTIYS10K!
It’s Stolas’ first mission + first time using a shotgun, pls be patient w him ❤️
Congratulations on the milestone Elleapdraws!! Thank you for all the yummy delicious Stolitz content you feed us 🎉
It’s Stolas’ first mission + first time using a shotgun, pls be patient w him ❤️
Congratulations on the milestone Elleapdraws!! Thank you for all the yummy delicious Stolitz content you feed us 🎉
Today is my friend’s birthday, so I sent him a text. 📲😊
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Today is my friend’s birthday, so I sent him a text. 📲😊
Seeing the extensive fanfic recs 📝 that some of you posted for Ficsgiving 😮, it’s ironic that a slow reader like me is hosting this event 📖🐢, but I guess I’ll just continue to cut people off ✂️📄 as I get back in my lane. 🛣️
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Seeing the extensive fanfic recs 📝 that some of you posted for Ficsgiving 😮, it’s ironic that a slow reader like me is hosting this event 📖🐢, but I guess I’ll just continue to cut people off ✂️📄 as I get back in my lane. 🛣️
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Want a show about a bunch of queers in their 30s? Some modern-day witches doing shit for the plot?
Donate here so it gets funded:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/poi...
Donate here so it gets funded:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/poi...
Poison Us Pilot
Three witchy women run an apothecary for the people by day and commit small felonies against corporate titans -3C- by night.
www.kickstarter.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Want a show about a bunch of queers in their 30s? Some modern-day witches doing shit for the plot?
Donate here so it gets funded:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/poi...
Donate here so it gets funded:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/poi...
I SIPped off more than I could brew ☕ with my #Ficsgiving project, but for extra ✨ credit, I’m including one Totali-tea 🌒🫖 (Owl Grey 🦉🩶, natch). This moving oneshot from @treblerose89.bsky.social, in which Stolas reflects on becoming a parent 🥚, had particular resonance this year. 🔗⬇️
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I SIPped off more than I could brew ☕ with my #Ficsgiving project, but for extra ✨ credit, I’m including one Totali-tea 🌒🫖 (Owl Grey 🦉🩶, natch). This moving oneshot from @treblerose89.bsky.social, in which Stolas reflects on becoming a parent 🥚, had particular resonance this year. 🔗⬇️
This year, I’m combining #Ficsgiving 📚🍽️ with ThanksSIPing 🙏☕️ and serving up a couple of fics-packs to give you a taste of what I’ve been enjoying over the past 12 months (still all-in on my #Stolitz ficsation 🦉♈️😵💫). THANK YOU to these writers 🫶🙇♀️ and Happy FicSIPping! 📖🧋
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This year, I’m combining #Ficsgiving 📚🍽️ with ThanksSIPing 🙏☕️ and serving up a couple of fics-packs to give you a taste of what I’ve been enjoying over the past 12 months (still all-in on my #Stolitz ficsation 🦉♈️😵💫). THANK YOU to these writers 🫶🙇♀️ and Happy FicSIPping! 📖🧋
A final Ficsgiving reminder 🗓️✅ amid the Hazbin hoopla. 🔥🏨🙌 See you all at the feast! 📚🍽️
Tomorrow we gather with friends 🧑🤝🧑 and fandomily 🙌👨👩👧👦 to give thanks 🙏 for the many fics we’ve been given. 🎁📚🤲 Bring something to dish out 📖🍽️ so we can take it! 🧑💻
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A final Ficsgiving reminder 🗓️✅ amid the Hazbin hoopla. 🔥🏨🙌 See you all at the feast! 📚🍽️
1. puns 😬
2. SIPS ☕
3. snips ✂️
2. SIPS ☕
3. snips ✂️
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1. Annoying Chaz yapper
2. Weekly self-loathing posts
3. Fit check pics
1. Annoying Chaz yapper
2. Weekly self-loathing posts
3. Fit check pics
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1. stolitzifying every little thing
2. depression posting
3. occasional art and writing? if ur lucky?
1. stolitzifying every little thing
2. depression posting
3. occasional art and writing? if ur lucky?
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
1. puns 😬
2. SIPS ☕
3. snips ✂️
2. SIPS ☕
3. snips ✂️
I am cringe 😬 and free. 🤸♀️🙌 Join me! 🍽️📚
O₃ is the chemical formula for ozone ⚗️, while AO³ is the symbol for a fandom’s backbone. 🧑💻 There are just 3⃣ days left until Ficsgiving, so get ready to spend some time in the ArchiveOfOurOwn-zone forming bonds 🧑🤝🧑 and creating positive reactions. 💖
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I am cringe 😬 and free. 🤸♀️🙌 Join me! 🍽️📚
The amount of “trash” that I’ve loved over the years… 🗑️❤️🔥 True love isn’t about finding someone or something with no flaws 🚫👌, it’s about seeing the flaws 🙃👀 and loving them anyway. 💕
And even if something isn't technically "good" there's no shame in saying you like/love it.
Where do you think cult favorites come from?
The mainstream rejected them for some snooty, arbitrary reason, but they gained a following with wonderful weirdos who saw themselves in it.
Where do you think cult favorites come from?
The mainstream rejected them for some snooty, arbitrary reason, but they gained a following with wonderful weirdos who saw themselves in it.
oscar the grouch says i love trash while holding a knife
ALT: oscar the grouch says i love trash while holding a knife
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November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The amount of “trash” that I’ve loved over the years… 🗑️❤️🔥 True love isn’t about finding someone or something with no flaws 🚫👌, it’s about seeing the flaws 🙃👀 and loving them anyway. 💕
My family: “Why can’t you get ahead in life? What are you doing with your time?”
Me: 🔥🗓️⏱️
Happy Sunday, Sinners! 😈🤘
sipsipsips.wordpress.com/wth/
Me: 🔥🗓️⏱️
Happy Sunday, Sinners! 😈🤘
sipsipsips.wordpress.com/wth/
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My family: “Why can’t you get ahead in life? What are you doing with your time?”
Me: 🔥🗓️⏱️
Happy Sunday, Sinners! 😈🤘
sipsipsips.wordpress.com/wth/
Me: 🔥🗓️⏱️
Happy Sunday, Sinners! 😈🤘
sipsipsips.wordpress.com/wth/
Time to begin filling the pornucopia. 🍆📚
There’s a week to prepare all your Ficsgiving fare 📚🍽️ and thank writers for cooking throughout the past year. 🧑💻❤️🔥🙏
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Time to begin filling the pornucopia. 🍆📚
“I shoulda known it when I looked in your red hot eyes
spewin’ all your red hot lies.” 📺🔴🔴🕷️🪽
#HazbinHotel #Vox #Angel #Poison #spoiler
spewin’ all your red hot lies.” 📺🔴🔴🕷️🪽
#HazbinHotel #Vox #Angel #Poison #spoiler
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“I shoulda known it when I looked in your red hot eyes
spewin’ all your red hot lies.” 📺🔴🔴🕷️🪽
#HazbinHotel #Vox #Angel #Poison #spoiler
spewin’ all your red hot lies.” 📺🔴🔴🕷️🪽
#HazbinHotel #Vox #Angel #Poison #spoiler
A couple of years ago, my friend got BF a then-unreleased Super7 Bruce Lee action figure 🥋 as a gift for Mads, which he used to choreograph this frame-by-frame fight scene for #DustBunny. 🐇💨 See the full fantastical film in theaters on December 5th. 🖐️
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November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A couple of years ago, my friend got BF a then-unreleased Super7 Bruce Lee action figure 🥋 as a gift for Mads, which he used to choreograph this frame-by-frame fight scene for #DustBunny. 🐇💨 See the full fantastical film in theaters on December 5th. 🖐️
Reposted by Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣
Worried about getting your rewards for our pilot? Don't be!
We partnered with @jellybox.bsky.social to make sure distribution runs smoothly!
We partnered with @jellybox.bsky.social to make sure distribution runs smoothly!
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Worried about getting your rewards for our pilot? Don't be!
We partnered with @jellybox.bsky.social to make sure distribution runs smoothly!
We partnered with @jellybox.bsky.social to make sure distribution runs smoothly!
I’m gonna buy the SIP out of this f❄️cking ice queen with his pompous little pinkie in the air. 🦚💠🍵🩵
#HelluvaBoss #Andrealphus
#HelluvaBoss #Andrealphus
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m gonna buy the SIP out of this f❄️cking ice queen with his pompous little pinkie in the air. 🦚💠🍵🩵
#HelluvaBoss #Andrealphus
#HelluvaBoss #Andrealphus
Reposted by Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣
We as a society of Stolitzers don't talk about the fact that Blitz was actually there to say sorry to Stolas by pumping him full of it... right on his patio table.
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
We as a society of Stolitzers don't talk about the fact that Blitz was actually there to say sorry to Stolas by pumping him full of it... right on his patio table.
The dose 💦 (and the gross 💰📈) makes the Poison 🩸, so let’s inject this campaign 💉 with the maximum number of CCs. 💳 💳 💳
#supportindieanimation
#supportindieanimation
Poison Us Pilot
Three witchy women run an apothecary for the people by day and commit small felonies against corporate titans -3C- by night.
www.kickstarter.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The dose 💦 (and the gross 💰📈) makes the Poison 🩸, so let’s inject this campaign 💉 with the maximum number of CCs. 💳 💳 💳
#supportindieanimation
#supportindieanimation
Reposted by Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣
Male leads in Hazbin Hotel: ME ME ME WANT WANT WANT POWER POWER POWER.
Male leads in Helluva Boss:
Male leads in Helluva Boss:
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Male leads in Hazbin Hotel: ME ME ME WANT WANT WANT POWER POWER POWER.
Male leads in Helluva Boss:
Male leads in Helluva Boss:
Cheez-It rivalry 🟧🥊 Sinspired me 😈💡 to post this reSIPe 📝🧋 for the B.B.B. ☕️🍨🌶️☁️ (sry, I woke up with rhymatic fever 🆎🆎🤒).
Long B-fore they’ve died 🪦, those doomed to Rest In Pride (RIP) ⭕️ can get a taste of Hell 😋🧋🔥 by using this Sintel. 😈📝
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Cheez-It rivalry 🟧🥊 Sinspired me 😈💡 to post this reSIPe 📝🧋 for the B.B.B. ☕️🍨🌶️☁️ (sry, I woke up with rhymatic fever 🆎🆎🤒).
I just found out that there’s a Cheez-It milkshake recipe 🟧🧋, so the B.B.B. is NOT lunacy. 🚫🤪 The directions call for blending one cup of Cheez-Its ☝️🔶 with two cups of ice cream ✌️🍨, so I ask you: who’s really crackers? 🤷♀️
www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipe...
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #coffee
www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipe...
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #coffee
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I just found out that there’s a Cheez-It milkshake recipe 🟧🧋, so the B.B.B. is NOT lunacy. 🚫🤪 The directions call for blending one cup of Cheez-Its ☝️🔶 with two cups of ice cream ✌️🍨, so I ask you: who’s really crackers? 🤷♀️
www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipe...
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #coffee
www.cheezit.com/en-us/recipe...
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #coffee
Drove up to the High Desert today 🏜️🚗💨 to visit some friends 👫 and they chose the restaurant. 🇲🇽🌮🍹 #DíaDeMedranos
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Drove up to the High Desert today 🏜️🚗💨 to visit some friends 👫 and they chose the restaurant. 🇲🇽🌮🍹 #DíaDeMedranos
SIPSIPSIPS makes it official ⛧ with a ThanksSIPping 🤘☕ offer for Sinners 😈 and invites other no-accounts to follow its new accounts on 🦋 and 🐦 (@SIPSIPSIPS666).
At S³, our regulars keep this SIP afloat ♨️🛟, so to show our appreciation this month, stop in and order your daily grind ☕️ on any five 🖐️ conSIPutive days and your next SIP is FREE.* 🚫💵 Happy ThanksSIPping! 😊🧋🙌
*excludes Eternal Hellfiller
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #cafe
*excludes Eternal Hellfiller
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #cafe
November 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
SIPSIPSIPS makes it official ⛧ with a ThanksSIPping 🤘☕ offer for Sinners 😈 and invites other no-accounts to follow its new accounts on 🦋 and 🐦 (@SIPSIPSIPS666).