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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣

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born in the last century 🔞👍 highly emojional ❣️😉 Hellawood addressed 🎬⭐ HB obsessed 😈❤️‍🔥 Blitzø IMPressed ♈🤘 Stolas possessed 🦉💜 sipsipsips.straw.page

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · Oct 17

I don’t often #journal 📝 or #sketch ✍🏻 in a #notebook 📓 ... but I will cut a b*tch. ✂️📘

𝘊𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘯𝘵 🌌 𝘣𝘺 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘊𝘰 🔮 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘫𝘪𝘴. ✨

#HelluvaBoss #Stolas #grimoire #YouWillBeOkay

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Kaz-o'-lantern 🎃 HB Spoilers @kayzowl.com · 1d

naked snuggles #stolitz #kazdraws

sketch of Blitz and Stolas hugging and curled around each other, eyes closed and sleepy.

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 1d

A snake in the glass in the grass. 🌱 SIPping an Apple Piethon Frappleccino 🍎🥧🐍 from S³’s glass snake straw. 🧋😋

#Hellaverse #HelluvaBoss #HazbinHotel #Lucifer

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 1d

I love that it’s your birthday, but we’re the ones who get to choke on that red gift of yours. 🎁❤️

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Birthday to US! 😍❤️‍🔥 (You too! 🎉🥳🎂💝)

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 2d

😳🔍

#MissionZero #Stolitz

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Autumn @helluvanautumn.myatproto.social · 2d

I love Stolas so fucking much. Even in legit danger, he can't help being captivated by a musical number.

Frames of Hellaverse @hellaverseframes.bsky.social · 2d

#HelluvaBoss"text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400">#HelluvaBossWESTERN ENERGY (S2E4)
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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 3d

You’re sweet. 🥰 Thanks❣️

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you! 🧡 It’s getting time to sharpen my skills again. 🔪🎃

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 3d

Hellions 🔥 who visit one of S³’s S.I.P.S. locations during LuciFall 😈🍂 will get an extra Penta⛧Point if they can say “Apple Piethon Frappleccino” 🍎🐍🧋 five times 🖐️ fast. 🗣️💨 SIPS are the stakes ☕️, so NO slips or retakes! 🙅

#Hellaverse #HelluvaBoss #HazbinHotel #Lucifer

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 5d

Yes! Lots of color 🎨 and texture 🧵🪡 with different people 👬 and scenarios all expressing a yearning for love 💕 and connection. 🤝

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 5d

Went to an art exhibit 🖼️ this weekend that was curated by a friend 👫 and didn’t even have to try to make it about #Stolitz. 🦉💞♈️

“𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦.” 🎶🕯️❤️🪶

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 6d

Tysm! 🫶 Like Stella, that crystal was a B-I-T-C-H. 🔶✨🤬

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 6d

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · Oct 29

I followed the 𝘪𝘮𝘱etus ♈ to carve one final #Hellaween #pumpkin 🎃 before #Ghostfuckers cuts our hearts out. 🔪💔 The fire has “emojional” significance 🔥, because 🎪➕ #Blitz has been going through #hell ❤️‍🔥 since #Stolas gave him the #crystal. 💠

#HelluvaBoss #BlitzøLantern

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 6d

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · Oct 17

It’s still early in the season, but I'm gonna jump in with a #Hellaween #pumpkin. I give you #Stolas of the Carves Gourdetia. 👑🔪🎃

Happy #Owl-oween! 🦉

#HelluvaBoss #Halloween

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 6d

✅ RISE
🟩 SIN

🤔💭😈🔥

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 8d

If Americans can make something artificial, they will. 🙃

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 8d

It’s a Fun-Kin. 🔪 🎃 🙌

Funkins

Artificial Carvable Pumpkins

funkins.com

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 8d

I love the reddish glow in this shot ❤️‍🔥 (appropriate for a Blitz-ø-lantern ♈🎃). Don’t know if you used a filter or what, but it makes the circus mark projection look so sharp! 🔪💀

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 10d

You need two weeks of paid fixation. 🗓️💵👀

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 10d

I’m going to hiberfixate: spend the HB hiatus eating a bunch of food 🍽️ then sleeping it off 🛌😴💤while obsessing about Stolitz. 🦉♈😵

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Sheepy 🩷🐏 @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 10d

Idk if anyone has done this yet but I couldn’t resist lol
#Blitzø #helluvaboss #helluvabossmemes

A fake People Magazine cover featuring Blitzø. The cover text reads:
“Sultry, seductive and Stabby”
“Blitzø Buckzo- Sexiest Man Alive!”
“4’0 of pure sex appeal - how this compact Casanova seduced a prince and a pop-star!”
“Plus 666 more gremlin men we love” (photos of Lucifer and Wally Wackford”

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 10d

Truth in advertising. ♈❤️‍🔥👌

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 10d

If the Hellaversion of Christmas creep is #Sinsmas seep 😈🫟, I will go off the seep end 🌊🙃 if this mug isn’t in one of the upcoming helliday merch drops. 🔥🎄🛒 @morganaignis.bsky.social, I NEED it to complement my S-thetic. ⛧ ☕ 🖤🙏

#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse

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Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 13d

Happy Hellaversary 🎉🔥🗓️ to this bad bitch 📘✨ (first posted one year ago ☝️ today on the other app 🐦).

#HelluvaBoss #YouWillBeOkay #grimoire

Rural Jones | CEO of SIPSIPSIPS ☕6️⃣🫖6️⃣🍸6️⃣ @ruraljones.bsky.social · 14d

Machuritee? 🤷‍♀️ Tbf, there was a LOT going on in that episode.