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#TheArchers , couple of lagers and an LP
By the end of Christmas Chris will be asking Shula for a bunk-up.

#TheArchers
December 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Chris: “Hi Fallon. Can you try this Mrs Clause outfit on please. Ignore that it has Carly’s name on the label.”

#TheArchers
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Booooo I like Carley.
Made scenes with Chris in them bearable.

#TheArchers
December 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Seems she’s not coming down the chimney after all. Or anywhere near Ambridge. Poor Christopher. #TheArchers
#TheArchers Carley round on Xmas Eve you say Chris.
December 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
#TheArchers “Mum, she broke up with me.”

“But you were shagging.”

“I know mum.”
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Shop volunteers are eager as a Rex and Kirsty beaver. #TheArchers
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
No wonder Neil can only do one chilli-con-carne a month these days. #TheArchers
An excited Susan is very discombobulating
#TheArchers
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
#TheArchers Carley round on Xmas Eve you say Chris.
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Always a shit sandwich in #TheArchers

Shop 1
Flat 0
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
#TheArchers “Don’t forget your roots mum”

“Oh good idea Christopher, I’ll stock some hair-colour too”
December 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Just nobody ask for a Hazelnut Whirl. #TheArchers
It's a big day for Susan and Chris at the village shop.

They've thrown Hazel in the ice-cream freezer and banged the lid down?

#TheArchers
December 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
#TheArchers The village shop has probably been turned into a bondage dungeon
December 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
DAK what time it gets light at the moment?
December 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Stop fucking raining !
December 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Put a fat tray bake out on the bird table, hopefully will attract some interest. Get regular robins who I hope can enjoy it.

A particular highlight last week though, was gorgeous pair of tits eager to get close to my fat balls.

Look after your garden birds this time of year everyone.
December 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Eddie in his turkey costume.

#TheArchers
December 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
#TheArchers Josh is gonna take Esme up the valleys.
December 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
#TheArchers David: “Esme’s got a load of old machinery and Josh loves all that shit doesn’t he?”
December 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
#TheArchers I like how David does sarcasm. He said, sarcastically.
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
When Pat starts talking about veg yields #TheArchers
a white polar bear is standing in a pile of hay .
ALT: a white polar bear is standing in a pile of hay .
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December 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
#TheArchers David: “Donor, as in kebab?”
December 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
#TheArchers Esme’s gone from not knowing which end of a cow you milk to being David’s favourite young farmer ahead of his daughter.
December 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
#TheArchers “Afternoon Esme, are you ready for me to patronise you on how Earth rotating the sun works?”
December 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Lit by just the Xmas tree - tunes spinning.

Bliss.
December 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Reposted by Ian
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM