Me: "Other than the mail key, I haven't used a key in years"
My wife: "your penis?"
Me: "...what?"
My wife: "Male key"
Me: "...I"m going to bed."
My wife: "your penis?"
Me: "...what?"
My wife: "Male key"
Me: "...I"m going to bed."
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Me: "Other than the mail key, I haven't used a key in years"
My wife: "your penis?"
Me: "...what?"
My wife: "Male key"
Me: "...I"m going to bed."
My wife: "your penis?"
Me: "...what?"
My wife: "Male key"
Me: "...I"m going to bed."
I played some games
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December 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I played some games
Arsenal fans, you need to know that Mamdani, Mayor-elect of NYC, when asked to compare himself to a professional athlete, chose Lord Bendtner!
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Arsenal fans, you need to know that Mamdani, Mayor-elect of NYC, when asked to compare himself to a professional athlete, chose Lord Bendtner!
Uh, that Madueke goal was 🤩
December 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Uh, that Madueke goal was 🤩
Rug-ass mimic
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Rug-ass mimic
Reading the indictment of the J6 pipe-bomber and I can’t help but think how may criminals haven’t watched The Wire.
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Reading the indictment of the J6 pipe-bomber and I can’t help but think how may criminals haven’t watched The Wire.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Terrible match, but probably a good point considering no Saliba-Gabriel.
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Terrible match, but probably a good point considering no Saliba-Gabriel.
That Aubameyang goal. Remember when he was really good?
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
That Aubameyang goal. Remember when he was really good?
So if you’ve played Paizo’s Great Toy Heist and loved Cutie Killstuff, you can just keep playing them in, say, Season of Ghosts.
And…behold!
And…behold!
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
So if you’ve played Paizo’s Great Toy Heist and loved Cutie Killstuff, you can just keep playing them in, say, Season of Ghosts.
And…behold!
And…behold!
I feel like this big from @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social is going to get played a lot in the following days.
R. Kelly is not a p*dophile (technically speaking) | Gianmarco Soresi | Stand Up Comedy
YouTube video by Gianmarco Soresi
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November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I feel like this big from @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social is going to get played a lot in the following days.
I know that -technically- the pope doesn't fuck, but damn, this pope fucks.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I know that -technically- the pope doesn't fuck, but damn, this pope fucks.
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Hey! The narrative audiobook of DEAD THINGS, the first in the Eric Carter, Necromancer series is 50% off until 12/1 if you like that sort of thing.
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Follow necromancer Eric Carter through a world of vengeful gods and goddesses, mysterious murders, and restless ghosts in this dark urban fantasy series kick-off.
Necromancer is such an ugly word, ...
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November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hey! The narrative audiobook of DEAD THINGS, the first in the Eric Carter, Necromancer series is 50% off until 12/1 if you like that sort of thing.
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On the off chance someone doesn't know, let me put on my professional in the criminal justice world hat on for a second, there's positive correlation between supervision and recidivism.
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
On the off chance someone doesn't know, let me put on my professional in the criminal justice world hat on for a second, there's positive correlation between supervision and recidivism.
Obligatory Northern Lights sure are pretty post.
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Obligatory Northern Lights sure are pretty post.
Let's celebrate the real winner today: Narrative.
November 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Let's celebrate the real winner today: Narrative.
Holy shit that strike from Trossard, that's a rocket.
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Holy shit that strike from Trossard, that's a rocket.
Did that Sporting goal go in off the Marseille defenders hand?
October 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Did that Sporting goal go in off the Marseille defenders hand?
At 67', 'pool 0-1 MU. Trying to calculate what outcome generates the most suffering for fans of both teams. I think it requires 'pool scoring 2 and getting pegged back in extra time. MU unhappy to have lead for so long and throw away a win, 'pool unhappy to have come back and concede again.
October 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
At 67', 'pool 0-1 MU. Trying to calculate what outcome generates the most suffering for fans of both teams. I think it requires 'pool scoring 2 and getting pegged back in extra time. MU unhappy to have lead for so long and throw away a win, 'pool unhappy to have come back and concede again.
Set Piece FC don't care ⚽
October 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Set Piece FC don't care ⚽
Saw In This Moment for the first time this weekend. Now my brain keeps shouting “I WILL BE YOUR WHORE” at me. Thanks brain.
October 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Saw In This Moment for the first time this weekend. Now my brain keeps shouting “I WILL BE YOUR WHORE” at me. Thanks brain.
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one bite onegaishimasu
October 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
one bite onegaishimasu
Time to feel dirty and root for Chelsea
October 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Time to feel dirty and root for Chelsea
If it wasn't a penalty, shouldn't it have been a corner? Or did it never go out of play?
September 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If it wasn't a penalty, shouldn't it have been a corner? Or did it never go out of play?