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I'm the clocky trans office milf the media doesn't want you to know about 😅 (43)
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Had to limit the audience for my selfies to following. Hoping that the wave of bozos calms down
Putin has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Dating apps are so weird. Like yeah you'll find someone that's probably a perfect match.....

Except she still likes Harry Potter?!?
August 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
TMW your therapist no longer tells you that your dread and despair is just you overreacting
August 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I'll tell you what,

I miss having threesomes

😅
August 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Remember the good old days when you could cropdust an entire FYE on your lunch break?

remember what they took from us
July 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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they ask politicians like Mamdani if they are communists but they never ask anyone if they are a fascist and that's all you really need to know
June 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I just had to deal with this exact situation..... I don't want to play den mother anymore
June 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
With real world threats escalating, I find I have less desire and energy to spend on the nonsense my local tenderqueers are upset about.

Like, I'm sorry, but we've got more important things to deal with as a community than infighting over personal opinions on media
June 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Breasts heavy
Balls sweaty
Uh....
Moms spaghetti
Or whatever that guy said
June 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It's pride month, be sure to rub one out for the homies
June 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Tmw: you realize that you can't/won't be getting a birthday blowie because your nesting partner is unable to completely unhinge their jaw to accommodate you.
April 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Like, what if I didn't be the one in charge of what I do for my birthday? Like, is it too much to ask that? One step away from buying my own cake at this point

(This has been my once a year self indulgence post)
April 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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NEWS: The Discworld Universe is set to get bigger...

We are excited to reveal that Terry Pratchett's Discworld books are being adapted as graphic novels. But what one are we starting with?

...how about three?

terrypratchett.com/news/discwor...
Announcing the Discworld Graphic Novel Universe | Terry Pratchett
Announcing the launch of the Discworld graphic novel universe, bringing the work of Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld to new readers.
terrypratchett.com
April 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
It's truly the only way
March 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Remembering the time in 2019 my now ex excitedly spit on the fox news building in NYC

Hottest thing I've ever seen
March 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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If any Democrat congressmen or senators want some inspiration for the Sate of the Union tonight, the Serbian opposition party just set off flairs & emptied fire extinguishers in their parliament building...
March 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Because appeasement worked so well before...
In a leaked recording, State Senator Elena Parent (D-42) said she’d vote for Republican transgender healthcare bans because trans rights are too “unpopular."

"You can go right to heck. I don’t think I will lose re-election based on you screaming at me"
March 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm just... I'm so tired, fam
March 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It must come as a real shot to the mouth for Toe Brogan that he hasn't been appointed to the administration after all that dick sucking
February 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
To the NSA agent monitoring my actions, I hope you enjoy clown porn 😅

*Honk honk*
February 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Body count means nothing, how many beds have you broken?
February 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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🌹 Humano Studios on Youtube is a treasure trove of extremely good DJ sets ranging such as huge variety of genres

I’m listing to a New Wave/Synth Pop set run by Gold Chisme and the shape and flow of the set is keeping me bopping through work
February 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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🌌
November 7, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Such a disgrace
February 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
And yes, they fucked.
February 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM