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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷

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Howlo, Hoomans! Introvert cat puppet. I do gardening vids, Ancient Egyptian lessons, and snark, but I try to quietly gibs yoo a little of a good day. If yoo want purroper English, yoo will has to follow me on 小红书. I follow if yoo talk, mostly.--Loki💛😺

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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 28d

I just realized da peas would make moar sense upside-down. --Loki💛😹

The image is a meme featuring a Flork of Cows character holding a plate of green peas with the text "Don't tax my gig so hard, Cruster." The peas are upside-down.

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χαƞδεʀ / xph therapy @xphtherapy.com · 10h

If you have ❤️ and care for someone in mental distress with bad thoughts, like they're not worth anything or hate who they are, share this picture with them as a gentle way of introducing a different perspective.

#selfimage #love #support #kindness #compassion

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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 11h

Oh, and alla da delivery times was available in da afternoon. Dat has nefur happened. So it's killing delivery wages, too. --Loki 💛😾

Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 11h

By da time my prescription were ready 2 hours later, 18 items in mai cart was sold out! I could get protein shakes (from pharmacy) and shampoo. Efurry item from da grocery section were gone. I filled out da order by getting ahead on cat food and litter so da tip would be worth da drive. --Loki💛😾

Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 23h

Alla dere employees is on SNAP, which is bad enough, and now dey profiteering on dere own employees by only stocking fresh food wat costs ofur 2x as much. 🙄

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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 1d

Local rural #Walmart ( don't judge, some of us has limited grocery store options) has stopped stocking da cheapest #SNAP -eligible perishables like milk, carrots, celery, greens, lunch meats, and cheeses. Heer is da sliced cheeses. I's not in need, but yoo still suck, Walmart. --Loki💛😾

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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 8d

In GA yoo need a prescription fur each Covid vaccine available at da pharmacy cuz if dey run outta one, yoo cannot get a different one wifout a specific prescription. --Loki🙄💛😺

Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 16d

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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 22d

Don't feed da moflins quadrotriticale. --Loki💛🤔😹

Two of Casio's tribble-like AI robot pets.

Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 24d

I has l-theanine, too, and da Viactiv D/K chew, and flaxseed oil on mai toast fur da Omega-3, and I also felt a lil better when I started those. Like I been fixing bugs in dis unfamiliar body's code. But it still very buggy. --Loki 💛🙄😸

Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 24d

den da pharmacist is required to read da info sheet to yoo if yoo Dr. didn't, cuz da Dr. didn't know which one yoo getting. Or yoo can go to county health dept. 1st come, 1st served and sit in da tiny waiting room wif alla da sick people. --Loki💛🙄🐱

Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 24d

If yoo has an at risk condition in GA and yoo unner 65, yoo has to get a prescription for a Covid shot, cuz Dr. can't do dem anymoar, and dey can only purrscribe specific shots, so dey has to send multiple prescriptions in case da pharmacy is outta one, and /1

Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 28d

Not cured, but things is looking up a little. Been able to climb 2 flights of stairs inna row wifout hasing to sit down in da middle. Don't need a 2 hour nap after a half-hour grocery shopping. --Loki💛😸

Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 28d

Next part of da treatment is collagen and hyaluronic acid fur joints and bones and stuff. So far so good. Been a little over a week and her do not sound like bubble wrap when her stretching in da meowning. (Dis is purrobably mostly from da HA and da extra water rn.) /4

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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 28d

Had to get lower caffeine befoar starting creatine therapy (5g a day) in da hopes dietary creatine would stop muscles from burning like her had just finished a triathalon while walking from da couch to da bafroom. It did. It took 2 weeks to notice. /3

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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 28d

3g fenugreek seeds gives low but steady energy wat lasts about 14 hours, purrobably cuz of genetic compatibility, so her were able to get down to 100mg time-release caffeine. /2

An orange plush cat stirs a teacup while a Russian Blue/Archangel cat looks on. Caption: Dis magical fenugreek seed tea is a life-saver! (I'm da wellness master, my sisfur Salem is just snoopervising. I think hur gonna try to steal a sip!)

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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 28d

So anyways, her does a daily treat test and if a candy do not spark joy, a depression is coming and her has to switch from Singulair to Pepcid, and da last depression went on so long da Pepcid stopped da histamine microclots in muscles at night from MCAS better than Singulair. /1

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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 28d

Fenugreek seed, creatine, and pepcid seems to be some kinda holy trinity of post-viral MCAS/MECFS treatment so far fur da Hoomom. On top of da other stuff. Her thinks da ME is really post-viral Mitochondrial Myopathy, but da treatment is da same and do not has spoons to argue. --Loki💛😸

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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 28d

...if yoo has brains made of polyfil like me. --Loki💛😸

Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 28d

I just realized da peas would make moar sense upside-down. --Loki💛😹

Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 29d

The image is a meme featuring a Flork of Cows character holding a plate of green peas with the text "Don't tax my gig so hard, Cruster."

Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 29d

Hippo birdie deer ewe! --Loki💛😸

Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · 29d

Howlo, milady, fangs fur saying hi! How yoo been? --Loki💛😸

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The Heathyorker @theheathyorker.bsky.social · Oct 2

10/2/25

Heathcliff Panel:
Heathcliff is teaching a bro fish how to bro. The Nutmegs watch on, Iggy says "No decorative gourds in the soup!"

New Yorker Panel:
Several gourds are sitting in a soup bowl looking at a bump decorative gourd that is standing outside of the bowl. One of the gourds in the bowl says "Practice makes perfect."

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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · Oct 2

I were very bad depressed dis summer so I leaved social media so Cave Demon would not talk me into deleting. Anyhoo, here is just me spilling sacred Orange Cat Tribe sekrits. --Loki💛😸

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Loki da kitty 😺𓉑🧷😷 @saganandloki.bsky.social · Sep 14

Why do da weirdos always turn off da grammar and spell check? --Loki💛😹

This image shows "Liar's UNO," a variation of the classic UNO card game. There is a 1 star review: "Though shout not bare false witness by Momma."

Turning sin into a game. We should never make someone numb to or desensitize them to sin. The design of this product spiritually separates the Christian from God or anyone for that matter. Just turn lying into a game.

Image of two Shakespearean actors in black and white. There is a yellow dialog caption: "Though, shout not bare, False Witness!"