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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · 16d

elysia 🩷

i hit my knee with my car door while getting in earlier 😔🥀💔

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · 16d

[ messaging one of shredder's 70 alternate turtle hating blogs and telling him to tell krang to unbIock him 💀 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · 16d

😡

𝕂𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘 @androidb0dy.bsky.social · 16d

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · 16d

unbIock me krang i have to tell you something 👺

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · 16d

unbIock me krang i have to tell you something 👺

𝕂𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘 @androidb0dy.bsky.social · 16d

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Sep 7

NYEH NYEH 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Sep 7

[ POINTING 💀 ]

SHREDHEAD SWOREEEEEEEEE 😈😈😈😈

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 28

[ HE SUDDENLY WAKES UP AND HISSES .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · Aug 28

[ slowly attempting to yoink the sai and replace it with an among us plushie 👺]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 28

[ sleeping with one of his sai in his hand 💀 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

NEVER . 👹

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Aug 11

LET GO OF ME, you STUPID turtles ! 😡

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

[ WHEEZING 💀 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

[ WHEEZING 💀 ]

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Aug 11

WHAT DID YOU SAY ?

🩷🐢: GAGHAHAHA HE SAID WHAT 👹

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

shitter says what . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

shitter says what . 👺

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Aug 11

No, NO. That does NOT WORK ! Do NOT ! You STUPID TURTLES 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

yeah ... yeah, that WORKS . 👺

[ 💀 .... ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

yeah ... yeah, that WORKS . 👺

[ 💀 .... ]

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Aug 11

🩷🐢: We find Master Splinter, yeah ? And while The Shitter is tied up, we give his body an amAzIng makeover while he watches in horror 👹

[ 😭 . ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

[ PULLING A ROPE OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]

yeah .ᐣ what's your idea . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

[ PULLING A ROPE OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]

yeah .ᐣ what's your idea . 👺

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Aug 11

🩷 🐢: Let’s tie him up, and then we’ll come up with a plan !

.. Y,know, I had the best idea ever; actually 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

GAHAHAHAHAHHAA . LOSER . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

GAHAHAHAHAHHAA . LOSER . 👺

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Aug 11

GAHAHHAHA !!! FINALLY ! The mighty Shre—

[ thonk — he falls over onto the ground as Catharina hits him on the back of the head with a chair 💀 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

RHEGAHH4GRHRHGRHAGGRHRHR 👹

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

RHEGAHH4GRHRHGRHAGGRHRHR 👹

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

uh huh, let's see you do tha

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Aug 11

By taking you out 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

oh YEAH 👺 how are you going to stop me from telling the others, HUHHH 👹👹👹

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

oh YEAH 👺 how are you going to stop me from telling the others, HUHHH 👹👹👹

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Aug 11

My cover may be blown with you, but for the others… it’s NOT 👹

[ HE LUNGES AT HIM AGAIN ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

nyeh, NYEH 😡

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

nyeh, NYEH 😡

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Aug 11

Yes, it IS 😡

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

MY FAULT .ᐣ oho, no it is NOT . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 11

MY FAULT .ᐣ oho, no it is NOT . 👺

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Aug 10

SHUT UP 😡 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 10

HAHAHAHA . 👹

[ pointing and laughing . 💀 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 10

HAHAHAHA . 👹

[ pointing and laughing . 💀 ]

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Aug 10

[ He crashes onto the ground, face first 💀. ]

AUGJ — stupid old rat. Oh, if I was in my beautiful body this would NEVER happen ☹️

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 10

[ he hops out of the way . 👺 ]

“ STRIIIIKE . ” 👹👹👹

[ 💀 . ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 10

[ he hops out of the way . 👺 ]

“ STRIIIIKE . ” 👹👹👹

[ 💀 . ]

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Aug 10

Get over here 👺

[ Shredder lunges for the stupid turtle again 😭 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 10

of course YOU wouldn't 👺👺👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 10

of course YOU wouldn't 👺👺👺

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Aug 10

I don’t CARE about your shell 😡

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 10

HEY 👺👺👺 WATCH THE SHELL 😡😡😡

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 10

HEY 👺👺👺 WATCH THE SHELL 😡😡😡

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Aug 10

UAGHHHHH 😡

[ He lunges at Raphael. There’s no point in playing along anymore. ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 10

HAHA, GOT YOUUU . 👺

also, stupid little turtle ── that doesn't sound like something YOUUUUU would say . 👹

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 10

HAHA, GOT YOUUU . 👺

also, stupid little turtle ── that doesn't sound like something YOUUUUU would say . 👹

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Aug 10

aCK —

[ He staggers backwards. ]

YOU STUPID LITTLE TURTLE 👺 —

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 10

[ he has this evil ass little grin on his face . 💀 .

...

...

he hlTS him in the face with his fist .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 👺 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 10

[ he has this evil ass little grin on his face . 💀 .

...

...

he hlTS him in the face with his fist .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 👺 ]

𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 @theturtledad.bsky.social · Aug 10

And what is this condition of yours ?

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓡𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 .ᐟ @saiscastic.bsky.social · Aug 10

[ he sets down the controller . 👺 ]

alright, i'll train . but on ONE condition ── 👹