Willow, but not Vamp Willow
@salixwrosette.bsky.social
I was a physicist, once. Ms./Miss. I try to be kind, despite overflowing with snark. From Utah, but currently in Juleptown.
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Today is the birthday of my favorite governor, Andy Beshear.
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Today is the birthday of my favorite governor, Andy Beshear.
The “yes, but have you considered …” urge is strong. Makes me glad I (by and large) haven’t attracted Reply Guys here.
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The “yes, but have you considered …” urge is strong. Makes me glad I (by and large) haven’t attracted Reply Guys here.
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Fitting that Chief Justice Roberts wrote the Dred Scott of our generation: Trump vs United States.
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Fitting that Chief Justice Roberts wrote the Dred Scott of our generation: Trump vs United States.
I’m curious what @profanity.accountant has to say about me
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’m curious what @profanity.accountant has to say about me
The grilled cheese with tart apple slices and apricot preserves is a truly fine sandwich, IMO. I like it tons, anyway.
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 AM
The grilled cheese with tart apple slices and apricot preserves is a truly fine sandwich, IMO. I like it tons, anyway.
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Arctic Wolf
Arctic Hare
American Bison
Moose (Alces alces)
Western diamondback rattlesnake
Arctic Wolf
Arctic Hare
American Bison
Moose (Alces alces)
Western diamondback rattlesnake
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
I don't really go out into the wild, but I've seen a few wild animals. The snake was the most 'in the wild' I've seen.
Coyote
Black Bear
Skunk
Bats
Garter Snake
I don't really go out into the wild, but I've seen a few wild animals. The snake was the most 'in the wild' I've seen.
Coyote
Black Bear
Skunk
Bats
Garter Snake
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Humpback whales
Moose
Bottlenose dolphins
Fox
Champie the lake Champlain cryptid. Maybe.
Humpback whales
Moose
Bottlenose dolphins
Fox
Champie the lake Champlain cryptid. Maybe.
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Arctic Wolf
Arctic Hare
American Bison
Moose (Alces alces)
Western diamondback rattlesnake
Arctic Wolf
Arctic Hare
American Bison
Moose (Alces alces)
Western diamondback rattlesnake
This will only click for (a) Louisville folks who are (b) within a certain age range, but in the car today, Son and I started singing:
Spaghetti Junction,
What’s your dysfunction?
Spaghetti Junction,
What’s your dysfunction?
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 AM
This will only click for (a) Louisville folks who are (b) within a certain age range, but in the car today, Son and I started singing:
Spaghetti Junction,
What’s your dysfunction?
Spaghetti Junction,
What’s your dysfunction?
Rewatch a few episodes of Stranger Things (to remind myself of what’s going on before I dive into the final season). Recalling how pissed off I was by the (mis)use of music from Koyaanisqatsi in S4E7. Still am.
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Rewatch a few episodes of Stranger Things (to remind myself of what’s going on before I dive into the final season). Recalling how pissed off I was by the (mis)use of music from Koyaanisqatsi in S4E7. Still am.
“No, seriously, I really gotta go!”
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
“No, seriously, I really gotta go!”
The policies of this administration include resegregation, ethnic cleansing, crimes against peace, subjugation of women, and erasing queer people from public life. All ruled over by a Mad King. Exciting times, eh?
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The policies of this administration include resegregation, ethnic cleansing, crimes against peace, subjugation of women, and erasing queer people from public life. All ruled over by a Mad King. Exciting times, eh?
Why have I gotten so deeply hooked on reels of people reading Reddit stories (AITA, TIFU, AIO)?
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Why have I gotten so deeply hooked on reels of people reading Reddit stories (AITA, TIFU, AIO)?
Vaccines save lives. Periodt.
Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Vaccines save lives. Periodt.
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Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
Prior to the day he won his election, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social ‘s BlueSky account consistently added alt text to images. Since then, nothing. Do better, mayor-elect’s social media team.
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Prior to the day he won his election, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social ‘s BlueSky account consistently added alt text to images. Since then, nothing. Do better, mayor-elect’s social media team.
I just read “identifies as a feminist” in an actor’s bio. Why can’t we just say “asserts that women are fully human?”
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I just read “identifies as a feminist” in an actor’s bio. Why can’t we just say “asserts that women are fully human?”
I must be cranky. Last night I watched Lez Bomb, and this afternoon I watched Diva. I regard both as comfort watches/favorites. But last night I was just irritated by the protagonist and her inability to complete a direct sentence. In Diva, I’m just not getting past the apparent young age of Alba.
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I must be cranky. Last night I watched Lez Bomb, and this afternoon I watched Diva. I regard both as comfort watches/favorites. But last night I was just irritated by the protagonist and her inability to complete a direct sentence. In Diva, I’m just not getting past the apparent young age of Alba.
11 years ago, I came out to my parents. 9 years ago, I was in the process of coming out at work (and changing my name, and applying for an updated passport). What a ride it’s been!
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
11 years ago, I came out to my parents. 9 years ago, I was in the process of coming out at work (and changing my name, and applying for an updated passport). What a ride it’s been!
ICE delenda est!
"Miles said her son and uncle were both detained by ICE agents who initially did not accept their tribal IDs before they were eventually let go."
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
ICE delenda est!
Let this serve as a reminder (counterexample) to watch my favorite T-Day movie of all time, Lez Bomb.
Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Let this serve as a reminder (counterexample) to watch my favorite T-Day movie of all time, Lez Bomb.
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he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
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james carville is like if hee haw had a crypt keeper
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
james carville is like if hee haw had a crypt keeper
Funny how Trump translated “you are obligated to disobey illegal/unconstitutional orders” into “they are telling people to disobey *my* orders.” That only applies if you’ve been issuing illegal orders unconstitutional orders, bub.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Funny how Trump translated “you are obligated to disobey illegal/unconstitutional orders” into “they are telling people to disobey *my* orders.” That only applies if you’ve been issuing illegal orders unconstitutional orders, bub.
There’s an ambulance service that operates on IN and KY that is called Trans-Care (because they TRANSport people to medical CARE.) I expect that one or both of the state legislatures will try to pass a law against them (because “trans care”).
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
There’s an ambulance service that operates on IN and KY that is called Trans-Care (because they TRANSport people to medical CARE.) I expect that one or both of the state legislatures will try to pass a law against them (because “trans care”).
I have no idea what’s going on, but my hormones have had me all over the place emotionally today. (Mostly, but not exclusively, weepy.)
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I have no idea what’s going on, but my hormones have had me all over the place emotionally today. (Mostly, but not exclusively, weepy.)