andrew
@saluki.bsky.social
eating a whole kohlrabi, like an apple
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
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"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
August 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
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very anti, but one of of the guys in the cobra tate orbit's lazy scam website led to the greatest comment in internet history so I can't say they haven't greatly affected me.
August 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
very anti, but one of of the guys in the cobra tate orbit's lazy scam website led to the greatest comment in internet history so I can't say they haven't greatly affected me.
I look at this stuff all day for work and I've been saying since I started that the only good general use case is helping middle schoolers cheat on their homework but I didn't expect them to be so literal about it
June 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I look at this stuff all day for work and I've been saying since I started that the only good general use case is helping middle schoolers cheat on their homework but I didn't expect them to be so literal about it
I am diligently spray painting any patch of fallen leaves I find but that's about it
May 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I am diligently spray painting any patch of fallen leaves I find but that's about it
look, I'm not an asshole. if they make the cut scenes I'm gonna watch them. I'm just not going to lie and say I think they're good or even enjoyable.
May 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
look, I'm not an asshole. if they make the cut scenes I'm gonna watch them. I'm just not going to lie and say I think they're good or even enjoyable.
it's incredible how everyone loved how 2016 treated its own story with complete contempt and then both games since then have just been like all deep lore all the time.
May 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
it's incredible how everyone loved how 2016 treated its own story with complete contempt and then both games since then have just been like all deep lore all the time.
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If you ain't Screaming for Vengeance in the bathroom are you even going to the bathroom
May 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If you ain't Screaming for Vengeance in the bathroom are you even going to the bathroom
there's no sadder concert venue in the world than the nü Masquerade. Terrible acoustics, terrible vibes, no ambience, all wearing the name of one one of the greatest to ever exist. wretched
May 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
there's no sadder concert venue in the world than the nü Masquerade. Terrible acoustics, terrible vibes, no ambience, all wearing the name of one one of the greatest to ever exist. wretched
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SFF writers like to gloss over linguistic differences with error-free universal translators and the like, but think of all the fun you can have when a phrase that means “fashionable” in one language gets adopted into another to mean “served with a scoop of ice cream.”
![[French flag]
Ce genre de motif est à la mode.
This kind of pattern is fashionable.
[Cartoon character]
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April 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
SFF writers like to gloss over linguistic differences with error-free universal translators and the like, but think of all the fun you can have when a phrase that means “fashionable” in one language gets adopted into another to mean “served with a scoop of ice cream.”
this version is a truly beautiful artifact of a bygone era
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcwH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcwH...
El Paso (King of the Hill O.S.T.)
YouTube video by Old 97's - Topic
www.youtube.com
April 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
this version is a truly beautiful artifact of a bygone era
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcwH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcwH...
67 is the federal retirement age. Seems like a good number to me.
April 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
67 is the federal retirement age. Seems like a good number to me.
he couldn't do much after Madame web ran him over with her stolen ambulance
April 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM
he couldn't do much after Madame web ran him over with her stolen ambulance
about twice a year because I've gotten a kernel of corn catastrophically wedged in the drain trap
April 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
about twice a year because I've gotten a kernel of corn catastrophically wedged in the drain trap
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this is how you make a throw with the game in the line. pure textbook.
April 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
this is how you make a throw with the game in the line. pure textbook.
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Music Fact! You can tell Nickelback is Canadian because they rhyme "sorry" and "story"
March 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Music Fact! You can tell Nickelback is Canadian because they rhyme "sorry" and "story"
sprung for the expensive (9.95) pinot grigio at aldi and it tastes indistinguishable from the lychee wine cooler that I accidentally bought at the korean grocery store a few months ago. Gotta give the point to the koreans on this one.
March 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
sprung for the expensive (9.95) pinot grigio at aldi and it tastes indistinguishable from the lychee wine cooler that I accidentally bought at the korean grocery store a few months ago. Gotta give the point to the koreans on this one.
saw a guy with a wallet chain in the wild. Nu metal is BACK baby
March 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
saw a guy with a wallet chain in the wild. Nu metal is BACK baby
it's obviously not the best and I think it says something bad about me, but my favorite is zebra
February 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
it's obviously not the best and I think it says something bad about me, but my favorite is zebra
all my funky beats gone
February 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
all my funky beats gone
Koko the gorilla was denied her "...birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag" by this professor
February 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Koko the gorilla was denied her "...birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag" by this professor
they should've made a new Cardigans record a requirement for Sweden's entry into NATO.
February 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
they should've made a new Cardigans record a requirement for Sweden's entry into NATO.