Samantha Maich
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Sustainability Analyst by day, Author by night • Cooking, Crafting, Writing, and Cats • She/Her Children’s Books here: https://shorturl.at/oWRkD Charity Anthology here: https://shorturl.at/2EhPr 🏳️‍🌈
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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat
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Ha! Maybe the squash was just trying to be helpful then 🤣
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Somehow managed to give myself a blister by cutting up a butternut squash yesterday??
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Her floppy disk sweater is bringing me so much joy!
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I am sorry this is happening, sending support and hugs.
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ME: omg there’s a wolf
WIFE: where?
ME: no the regular kind
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I don't normally do this, but I've been burning the candle at both ends.

Other half had a major op earlier this year and now I'm in hospital for an investigation.

Regardless of what's wrong, I need rest, but I've had little work this year.

I'd appreciate if anyone is able to help out.
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I wish! Reading for longer than 15 seconds in the car brings on the sickness 🤢
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Tonight’s spooky watch was Weapons (2025)!

To stay vague and avoid spoilers because it’s so freshly released, I’ll say that I wish I went in without preconceived notions on what I thought the movie would be like based on its poster/ads.
Movie poster showing shadow children running in a suburban neighborhood. Texts says, “last night at 2:17am every child from Mrs Grandy’s class woke up got out of bed went downstairs opened the front door walked into the dark and they never came back”
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Recipe #2 is Viennese Fingers!

Despite knowing that the dough felt a little too loose, I put my faith into Mary Berry and ended up with some flat fingers. They tasted DELICIOUS however once the chocolate set!

Rating: 3/5 stars
Flat Viennese Fingers but you can still see loose ridge definitions in the cookies and each end of the finger was recently dipped in chocolate, which is in the process of setting.
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Tonight’s spooky movie watch was From Dusk Till Dawn.

My love of vampire movies was REALLY warring with Quentin Tarantino trying to ruin this for me.
From Dusk till Dawn movie poster featuring George Clooney and Quentin Tarantino holding guns as they look towards you
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After sleeping on it, I think I can appreciate the movie but also acknowledge that it’s not a new favorite.

The use of lighting, sound, and set design to create a disorienting atmosphere was cool and while I originally didn’t love the acting, I think the awkwardness added to the fever dream vibe.
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This month I’m tackling spooky movies on my to-watch list and started with Suspiria (1977).

What a technicolor fever dream. I’m not sure I liked it?? But I also didn’t not like it??
Movie poster for Suspiria by Dario Argento featuring a scared woman holding a knife next to a decorative peacock
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Congrats! Happy release day!! 🎉
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RELEASE DAY! Demisexuality is a complex little understood sexuality, often confused with idealised social expectations.

This short collection of poems and essays is my story.

🌈📚💙📚👀📢📚💙📚🪐♠️🌈📚

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Grey background shows scrunched up paper. Text reads: Being demi. Acrostic poetry and essays on life before and after coming out.

Book cover mock up shows same background and text. Author name MG Mason. Cover also shows a black triangle pointing downwards with a white, grey, and purple ace of spades inside
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Oooh I wonder if the intestinal shape is creating more surface area to crisp up, maybe?? (Not a sentence I thought I’d ever write out hahaha)
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These have been on my to-make list for ages! They look great—how do they taste??
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I didn’t realize videos allow for alt text!!

A man with a pumpkin head is joyously dancing in a foggy cemetery.
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I have decided to throw a Halloween party this year—hereby titled Spooky Soirée—and I am having the MOST fun brainstorming recipe ideas
a man with a pumpkin head is dancing in a cemetery in the fog .
ALT: a man with a pumpkin head is dancing in a cemetery in the fog .
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🎶 Take a look, it's in a book 🎶

🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈

#FollowTheRainbow
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Ooooh I will absolutely indulge in adding another layer then, that sounds delish!
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The 1st recipe in this book feels timely w/the last Bake Off episode—it’s flapjacks!

I’m more familiar with the North American flapjack (aka pancakes) so I channeled my inner granola bar maker to make the UK version.

Rating: 2/5 stars. So bland!! I see why contestants added such flavorful toppings
A small glass baking dish filled with 6 golden flapjacks. The edges border on brown while the middle is a little paler.
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Autumn makes the baking gremlins in my brain gain strength, so I’m going to bake my way through one of Mary Berry’s books to see if I want to keep or declutter it 🍰
A cookbook titled “Baking with Mary Berry” that features a smiling Mary Berry scooping dough out of a mixing bowl with images of a Swiss roll, pink macarons, and pecan cupcakes in front.
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The red leaves are particularly gorgeous! Such a beautiful time of year