Sam Sanders
@samanthasanders.bsky.social
Alexa, play blow the whistle.
Need a thundershirt for work.
February 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Need a thundershirt for work.
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Seen in downtown Salt Lake City “their comfort is built on our exhaustion”
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Seen in downtown Salt Lake City “their comfort is built on our exhaustion”
Snowbank death drop this morning while crossing the street. Diva down.
February 2, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Snowbank death drop this morning while crossing the street. Diva down.
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STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
The number of spam calls I receive both at home and at work would send a less stable person into psychosis. It really feels personal at a certain point.
January 30, 2026 at 2:19 PM
The number of spam calls I receive both at home and at work would send a less stable person into psychosis. It really feels personal at a certain point.
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Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.
January 30, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.
I am so sorry to hear about Dan McQuade, surely one of the kindest dudes out there.
January 29, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I am so sorry to hear about Dan McQuade, surely one of the kindest dudes out there.
On the upside, I'm getting more reading done.
Not to be that person but yep. And none of it is accidental or only about profit.
TikTok was sold overnight and the algorithm immediately became trash.
January 27, 2026 at 4:38 PM
On the upside, I'm getting more reading done.
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Bolsonaro makes me believe in god bc something out there with cosmic authority clearly enjoys toying with him
Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.
🚨⚡ Um raio atingiu bolsonaristas em Brasília nesta tarde. Eles estavam aguardando Nikolas Ferreira no Memorial JK para um protesto pela soltura de Bolsonaro quando um raio atingiu a praça. Três bolsonaristas foram para o hospital.
January 25, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Bolsonaro makes me believe in god bc something out there with cosmic authority clearly enjoys toying with him
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once again i am asking literally anyone in a position of power to do literally anything so that our neighbors stop getting fucking murdered in the street
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
once again i am asking literally anyone in a position of power to do literally anything so that our neighbors stop getting fucking murdered in the street
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The same Europeans complaining about the failure of U.S. institutions to constrain Trump are sitting through his speech while planning to send teams and delegations to the World Cup and Olympics. They are just as unserious, guilty of learned helplessness and captured by capital as the U.S. Congress.
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
The same Europeans complaining about the failure of U.S. institutions to constrain Trump are sitting through his speech while planning to send teams and delegations to the World Cup and Olympics. They are just as unserious, guilty of learned helplessness and captured by capital as the U.S. Congress.
I was removed from the Arby's pop-up waitlist.
I just got waitlisted for an Arby's pop-up, AMA.
January 20, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I was removed from the Arby's pop-up waitlist.
In heaven, there are no logistics jobs 🙏
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 PM
In heaven, there are no logistics jobs 🙏
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The images and stories coming out of Minneapolis are extraordinary. We can't say we did not know what was happening. Lots of people are putting their bodies on the line to make sure we do.
January 17, 2026 at 2:20 PM
The images and stories coming out of Minneapolis are extraordinary. We can't say we did not know what was happening. Lots of people are putting their bodies on the line to make sure we do.
I just got waitlisted for an Arby's pop-up, AMA.
January 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I just got waitlisted for an Arby's pop-up, AMA.
Incandescent with rage because I thought I put on a black sweater in the dark this morning but turns out it's navy and now I'm out and wearing black shoes.
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Incandescent with rage because I thought I put on a black sweater in the dark this morning but turns out it's navy and now I'm out and wearing black shoes.
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The top 10% now account for nearly half of all consumer spending.
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The top 10% now account for nearly half of all consumer spending.
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I guess one clarifying aspect of the regime's occupation of Minneapolis is that *no one* is coming to save us. No elected officials will protect you against the lawless thugs marauding around your streets. They won't even pretend to offer help.
They will hold indignant press conferences though.
They will hold indignant press conferences though.
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I guess one clarifying aspect of the regime's occupation of Minneapolis is that *no one* is coming to save us. No elected officials will protect you against the lawless thugs marauding around your streets. They won't even pretend to offer help.
They will hold indignant press conferences though.
They will hold indignant press conferences though.
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Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
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January 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
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Please keep watching Minnesota. Please keep this in the news. Please connect with your neighbors now, set up block captains, take constitutional observer training with local immigrant rights groups. Please stand with us.
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Please keep watching Minnesota. Please keep this in the news. Please connect with your neighbors now, set up block captains, take constitutional observer training with local immigrant rights groups. Please stand with us.
Remembering how yesterday at work I heard a young person refer to Ashli Babbitt as "an older lady."
January 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Remembering how yesterday at work I heard a young person refer to Ashli Babbitt as "an older lady."
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in retrospect, it was amazing how much power people like Steven Pinker and Malcolm Gladwell had at their fingertips in the pre-social media era. They could write an airport book claiming potato chips killed more people than all historical wars combined and it would become universal received wisdom
January 13, 2026 at 11:47 AM
in retrospect, it was amazing how much power people like Steven Pinker and Malcolm Gladwell had at their fingertips in the pre-social media era. They could write an airport book claiming potato chips killed more people than all historical wars combined and it would become universal received wisdom
Pronouncing it Jay Saint Metrotech
January 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Pronouncing it Jay Saint Metrotech
Two guys on this train remembering some pork stores they have known. Beautiful.
January 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Two guys on this train remembering some pork stores they have known. Beautiful.
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He’s gonna get excommunicated and it’s going to kick off the American schism and things will be so weird
Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
Catholic Vice President Vance takes to social media to justify killing of Renee Good
After the tragic shooting of Renee Good at the hands of ICE, the Catholic vice president of the United States took to social media to justify the killing.
www.ncronline.org
January 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
He’s gonna get excommunicated and it’s going to kick off the American schism and things will be so weird