Samzilla Slutton
@samfloyd1987.bsky.social
He / They 🏳️🌈
A gay New Englander born and raised in Vermont.
Sometimes NSFW. 🔞
A gay New Englander born and raised in Vermont.
Sometimes NSFW. 🔞
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You know that their are people out there who actually get really pissed off when you tell them that identical twins can't read each other's minds nor have the same fingers prints.
Also, it's rude to stare at my brother and I in public as if we're their for your entertainment.
Also, it's rude to stare at my brother and I in public as if we're their for your entertainment.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You know that their are people out there who actually get really pissed off when you tell them that identical twins can't read each other's minds nor have the same fingers prints.
Also, it's rude to stare at my brother and I in public as if we're their for your entertainment.
Also, it's rude to stare at my brother and I in public as if we're their for your entertainment.
I see the Weather Channel is still trying to make naming winter storms a thing. 😒
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I see the Weather Channel is still trying to make naming winter storms a thing. 😒
Had a dream where I was Sleeping Beauty and Jakub Jozef Orlinski was my prince.
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Had a dream where I was Sleeping Beauty and Jakub Jozef Orlinski was my prince.
I'm so drug up on Tylenol right now.
It has helped me with my neck and shoulder pain today. Hopefully, it'll better tomorrow. I don't wake up, again, at 4 in the mourning feeling really stiff.
It has helped me with my neck and shoulder pain today. Hopefully, it'll better tomorrow. I don't wake up, again, at 4 in the mourning feeling really stiff.
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'm so drug up on Tylenol right now.
It has helped me with my neck and shoulder pain today. Hopefully, it'll better tomorrow. I don't wake up, again, at 4 in the mourning feeling really stiff.
It has helped me with my neck and shoulder pain today. Hopefully, it'll better tomorrow. I don't wake up, again, at 4 in the mourning feeling really stiff.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show. You watched are trying to rescue you.
I trust everyone but Louise.
I trust everyone but Louise.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show. You watched are trying to rescue you.
I trust everyone but Louise.
I trust everyone but Louise.
Knowing the Wampanoag people brought lobster, not turkey, to the first Thanksgiving makes me want seafood.
*I'm aware as a New Englander it's cheaper and easier to find lobster in most grocery stores.
*I'm aware as a New Englander it's cheaper and easier to find lobster in most grocery stores.
a man is eating a large lobster with the words " i want lobster " written on the bottom
Alt: a man eating a huge lobster with the caption, "I want lobster".
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November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Knowing the Wampanoag people brought lobster, not turkey, to the first Thanksgiving makes me want seafood.
*I'm aware as a New Englander it's cheaper and easier to find lobster in most grocery stores.
*I'm aware as a New Englander it's cheaper and easier to find lobster in most grocery stores.
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New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
Rams 'that prefer same-sex partners'.
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Rams 'that prefer same-sex partners'.
Chat, do we want what Peggy has?
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Chat, do we want what Peggy has?
Gaze upon this beautiful rack. 🥵
Put this on a quote post yesterday, but I believe my rack in this shirt deserves its own moment <3
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Gaze upon this beautiful rack. 🥵
I believe this is the origin story of Catman.
sliced my finger while opening Larry’s can of cat food so if i die please know i died do what i love (feeding a cat who was yelling at me)
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I believe this is the origin story of Catman.
We all know this will end up with a woman stabbed in a shower by multiple artistic camera shots.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Italian man ‘dressed as dead mother in order to claim her pension’
Man from Borgo Virgilio investigated for benefit fraud and hiding body since woman’s death in 2022
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
We all know this will end up with a woman stabbed in a shower by multiple artistic camera shots.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
My neck and left shoulder are in so much pain this morning for unknown reasons. 😭😭😭
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My neck and left shoulder are in so much pain this morning for unknown reasons. 😭😭😭
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Guess who woke up too early (4 AM) from a really sore neck?
Also my dream was weird. Something about a US punk band from the 19080's visiting Russia for a Technicolor musical.
Also my dream was weird. Something about a US punk band from the 19080's visiting Russia for a Technicolor musical.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Guess who woke up too early (4 AM) from a really sore neck?
Also my dream was weird. Something about a US punk band from the 19080's visiting Russia for a Technicolor musical.
Also my dream was weird. Something about a US punk band from the 19080's visiting Russia for a Technicolor musical.
Please send me your thoughts and prayers tonight.
I'm going to cry into my pillow over this gay crime.
R.I.P. cozy Star Wars pajama bottoms (Oct 2025-Dec 2025).
I'm going to cry into my pillow over this gay crime.
R.I.P. cozy Star Wars pajama bottoms (Oct 2025-Dec 2025).
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Please send me your thoughts and prayers tonight.
I'm going to cry into my pillow over this gay crime.
R.I.P. cozy Star Wars pajama bottoms (Oct 2025-Dec 2025).
I'm going to cry into my pillow over this gay crime.
R.I.P. cozy Star Wars pajama bottoms (Oct 2025-Dec 2025).
Jon is such a tease.
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Jon is such a tease.
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I taught my parents today that Boo-Boo Bear is gay gay for Yogi and jealous of Cindy.
Someone has to keep my parents up to date with gay lore.
Someone has to keep my parents up to date with gay lore.
a cartoon bear with a purple bow tie is being pointed at by another bear
Alt: Yogi Bear touching Boo-Boo Bear's nose
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November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I taught my parents today that Boo-Boo Bear is gay gay for Yogi and jealous of Cindy.
Someone has to keep my parents up to date with gay lore.
Someone has to keep my parents up to date with gay lore.
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Y’ALL!!! This is the cutest beanie ever. Erica is one of the sweetest people alive here, please share their post so they can find a home for this adorable beanieberry
Please share: someone ordered a custom beanie from me. The person turned out to be a scammer. If you want a blueberry beanie from me for 30 dollars plus shipping, please let me know!
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Y’ALL!!! This is the cutest beanie ever. Erica is one of the sweetest people alive here, please share their post so they can find a home for this adorable beanieberry
I'm upset these recent Star Wars pajama bottoms I got were ruined today in the laundry. They were cozy too. 😭
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I'm upset these recent Star Wars pajama bottoms I got were ruined today in the laundry. They were cozy too. 😭
Going to watch the very historically accurate film Muppet Treasure Island about gay pirates with cabin fever.
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Going to watch the very historically accurate film Muppet Treasure Island about gay pirates with cabin fever.
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Justice for Ewoks movies is what I’m saying
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Justice for Ewoks movies is what I’m saying
I'm curious if anyone else read these books in elementary school? I really enjoyed the Magic Tree House series as a kid.
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I'm curious if anyone else read these books in elementary school? I really enjoyed the Magic Tree House series as a kid.