Sarah Millican
@sarahmillican.bsky.social
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ON TOUR NOW! https://linktr.ee/thesarahmillican Comedian, Standard Issue podcaster, writer, feminist. Posts ending TSM are by my team.
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I chew the skin around my nails but never my nails. I’ve always felt like it’s not as bad as chewing your nails. But I’ve just realised it’s because I have shit teeth and I don’t trust that my teeth are harder than my nails.
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Tickets released for Newcastle tomorrow!!
3rd last UK tour show of the Late Bloomer. Who’s coming to see me tomorrow at Newcastle City Hall?

Previously sold out show now has 18 good seats available. Tickets via my website www.sarahmillican.co.uk
www.sarahmillican
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Would also require explanation. Everything does.
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There are currently no plans for another UK tour. Join Sarah’s mailing list via her website so you don’t miss out again. TSM
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Thank you for watching Bobby Dazzler. Please join my mailing list to hear about any future releases. Http://www.sarahmillican.co.uk
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If you need a laugh tonight….
If you have access to Channel 4, my last show (no, not the final one & no, not the current one I’m touring) is on television tonight at 10:35pm. If you don’t have access to that channel, you can watch the full show via my website (link in bio). Hope it makes you laugh.
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We’ve managed to release a limited number of tickets for my show in Ottawa on Saturday 27th September.
They are partial view and available to book via my website NOW. To unlock the tickets please enter the passcode LATEBLOOMER when prompted. Tickets via my website. www.tdplace.ca/event/sarah-...
Sarah Millican: Late Bloomer - TD Place | Lansdowne Live
www.tdplace.ca
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Melbourne pals!!

My excellent and very funny friend Kirsty Webeck is recording her Special this Thursday & would love you to go!
Tickets are $35 & it’s 6:15-7:15pm so you can have your pyjamas on so early!
She’s so funny.Grab a ticket and have a brilliant time. www.trybooking.com/events/landi...
It’s a wonderful image. Kirsty, as a fish. Everything aside from Kirsty’s lovely face is illustration. Her head is on a light blue fish and are blue bubbles and small pink fish surrounding her in the dark blue sea! There is good text too which says:

MELBOURNE NEW SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT
DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND
on sale now
KIRSTY WEBECK
Everything I Need To Say About Sea Creatures Tour 2025
MELBOURNE EXTRA ENCORE (EARLY SHOW)
August 28 | 6:15pm
• The Catfish, Fitzroy
BOOK
And her website.
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I was there in April and I’m back in September. Check my website
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BBC Sounds has full shows*, recorded live, from @sarahmillican.bsky.social, Tom Allen and Suzi Ruffell! #comedy

*each split into four episodes, but if you download/subscribe, they should just play back to back
BBC Sounds - The Comedy Circuit - Available Episodes
Listen to the latest episodes of The Comedy Circuit on BBC Sounds.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Sarah has just done shows in Pittsburgh and Cleveland. TSM
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Unbelievably tonight’s venue in Providence, Rhode Island have just released 14 tickets so if any of you are spontaneous, available, local and fancy a laugh, click the link below and come along. Show starts at 8pm. thevets.evenue.net/events/MILL?...
Sarah Millican: Late Bloomer | PFM - Veterans Memorial Auditorium
thevets.evenue.net
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Hugs to those who find Father's Day a struggle. Whether you don't get on, he's no longer here, you can’t be with him or whatever your story, I'm sending love xxx
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Thank you for bearing with us while we navigate this. We just want you to have a wonderful evening.

If you still have concerns about making it to the venue please contact
[email protected].
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For taxis/rideshares, the closest drop-off points will be approximately 3 blocks from the venue. Doors open at 7 and the show will begin at 8. Please allow for plenty of extra time to arrive and get settled in your seats.
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DAR is accessible by metro via the Orange and Blue Lines to Farragut West or via the Red Line to Farragut North. For those driving, you may have to walk several blocks further than anticipated due to road closures and limited parking.
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We are aware that there are road closures and possibly security check points that may affect your trip to the venue.

Utilising public transit is strongly encouraged.
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Washington, DC!
Some info re tonight’s show.

Tonight’s show at DAR Constitution Hall is going ahead as planned. The team in DC is in contact with local authorities and can confirm that the venue is accessible.
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Please email the email address in the post and explain that.