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Portal Queen (aka Sarah Robson)
@sarahrobsonbarrister.co.uk
Sarah Robson. The original Black Belt Barrister. 2002 Call. Fixed costs specialist. Based in East Midlands. 4th Dan Taekwondo Black Belt
See my website:
sarahrobsonbarrister.co.uk
Ranked Leading Junior in Costs in Legal 500
Ladies and Gentlemen!

May I introduce you to two new Black Belts and one new 2nd Dan Black Belt? The three in the middle took their gradings at the weekend and they all passed. I am so proud of every one of my students, they have all worked really hard to get here.

Congratulations!
#BlackBelt
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Clever mouse!
October 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm thrilled to announce I'm a leading junior for costs in Legal 500!

"Sarah is clearly a leading expert in the world of fixed costs disputes. She has an encyclopaedic knowledge of costs. Incredibly thorough, strategic, and always well-prepared. A fearless and tenacious barrister."
October 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I do l9ve a bit of Star Trek.
September 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Does my cat remind you of anyone?
September 8, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Advanced stealth training:
September 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I want to rely on a case in an appeal, where the CA over turned the decision of the judge likely to be hearing my appeal.

Any tips for my funeral? 😱
August 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sweet & Maxwell are now apparently considering removing the Pre-Action Protocols from the White Book. Do they not know how the PAPs affect every aspect of a claim, not just pre-action but during and through costs at the end?! 😀

If you get sent the survey, please tell them how important PAPs are!🙏
August 21, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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“Putin would eat you for lunch.”

Today, exactly that happened.
August 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Stealth training Week 1:
August 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Apparently the button to go to checkout is in the top middle of this screen not the top right of the screen, and obviously completely hidden from my husband who was looking for it where I told him to look, in the top right of the screen.
August 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Artemis wanted me to tell you that you’re doing your best and to keep going.
August 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
View from my hotel window from last week for court.

But which court? Wrong answers only.
August 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
So true!
August 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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You (a fool, low IQ):

The American education system is broken. It’s churning out low skilled low motivation workforce.

Me (a genius, a demon in human form)

Ho ho. Were it not for the US student experience these young Blackstone employees would not have known to barricade themselves in like this
August 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Three wise monkeys get a friend:
August 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I wish there was a way to do polls on Blue Sky. It would be interesting to see which way people think they will go. Completely uphold CA, minor tweaks, major tweaks or complete reversal?
August 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If you fix the dishwasher, then the electrics blow 3 minutes later, is it really fixed?
July 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Boxes done right!
July 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
We stayed at a #Travelodge this weekend because it was really close to the arena for the TKD World Championships. However, as I checked out, Travelodge no longer have a left luggage room.

I was stuck with two cases and two small bags I couldn't take into the arena.
July 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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😭😭😭
July 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
HELP! I just spent 3 hours working on a PowerPoint presentation on the train, regularly saving it. It then connected to the Internet and has automatically overwritten it with a previous version of the presentation from One Drive. Is there any way to get back to my local save?
July 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I feel you, Han Solo!
July 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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What's the best app you all use for splitting train tickets?
July 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM