Jenn Takahashi
@jenn.bsky.social
👀 chief looker, @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social
🕵🏻♀️ chief lurker, @bestofnextdoor.bsky.social
🗣️ chief talker, @takpr.bsky.social
🙅🏻♀️ def not @myunhingedskeet.bsky.social
🕵🏻♀️ chief lurker, @bestofnextdoor.bsky.social
🗣️ chief talker, @takpr.bsky.social
🙅🏻♀️ def not @myunhingedskeet.bsky.social
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having a little birthday party for myself in nyc on sat, 12/6! dm me for the deets 💓
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Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
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two days till the two year anniversary of The Incident, the event that completely shattered all aspects of my life 💔
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
two days till the two year anniversary of The Incident, the event that completely shattered all aspects of my life 💔
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My Thanksgiving wish for you is that your life becomes a little less interesting, at least for a while. ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My Thanksgiving wish for you is that your life becomes a little less interesting, at least for a while. ❤️
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this time of year again 🙃
i feel bad for my parents bc it's been a week since i let them open the blinds lol
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
this time of year again 🙃
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i went out to dinner with this guy and this is what he texted me immediately after
… whatever happened to “nice to meet you”
… whatever happened to “nice to meet you”
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i went out to dinner with this guy and this is what he texted me immediately after
… whatever happened to “nice to meet you”
… whatever happened to “nice to meet you”
having a little birthday party for myself in nyc on sat, 12/6! dm me for the deets 💓
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
having a little birthday party for myself in nyc on sat, 12/6! dm me for the deets 💓
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ignore the wrinkled skirt - i’m finally healed enough to start going to parties again!
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
ignore the wrinkled skirt - i’m finally healed enough to start going to parties again!
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It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
i feel so sorry for people named al bc it just looks like their name is AI
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i feel so sorry for people named al bc it just looks like their name is AI
i’m giving a presentation to a PR agency tomorrow on why they all need to be on bluesky lol. and i’m looking for quotes!
why should comms pros be on bluesky?
why should comms pros be on bluesky?
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
i’m giving a presentation to a PR agency tomorrow on why they all need to be on bluesky lol. and i’m looking for quotes!
why should comms pros be on bluesky?
why should comms pros be on bluesky?
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
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So the $20,000 humanoid robot housekeeper actually just webcams your house to a random person in a call center with an Xbox controller www.wsj.com/tech/persona... @joannastern.bsky.social
I Tried the Robot That’s Coming to Live With You. It’s Still Part Human.
1X’s Neo wants to be your housekeeper. First, it needs to be controlled by a human in your home. Cool with you?
www.wsj.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So the $20,000 humanoid robot housekeeper actually just webcams your house to a random person in a call center with an Xbox controller www.wsj.com/tech/persona... @joannastern.bsky.social
we’re live at the @amanda.omg.lol show!
October 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
we’re live at the @amanda.omg.lol show!
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this is the worst on record to hit jamaica… www.cnbc.com/2025/10/26/m...
Hurricane Melissa is set to hit Jamaica as its strongest storm since records began
The storm is expected to make landfall on Tuesday and slice diagonally across the island. Shortly after, it is expected to hit Cuba.
www.cnbc.com
October 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
this is the worst on record to hit jamaica… www.cnbc.com/2025/10/26/m...
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Yeah, this is *bananas*. I think it’s approximately _double_ the usual monthly churn? For subscription service, that’s a sky-is-falling change in metrics. People get fired for .5% increases in churn at that scale.
This is several days old. But amidst so much else id missed it. That’s a stunning number. No wonder they about-faced. Reminder of the power of consumers in oligarch era, not subject to the same kind of targeting.
October 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Yeah, this is *bananas*. I think it’s approximately _double_ the usual monthly churn? For subscription service, that’s a sky-is-falling change in metrics. People get fired for .5% increases in churn at that scale.
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By proceeding with the loading of my groceries in the car before seeking approval from alleged "cashiers," I forced the issue. It's a strategy known as "stake-driving."
By proceeding with the demolition of the White House East Wing before seeking approval from federal agencies for a new ballroom, President Donald Trump forced the issue. It's a strategy known as "stake-driving."
How Trump Demolished the White House East Wing
By putting the demolition of the East Wing before the necessary approvals for his ballroom, President Donald Trump borrowed a tactic known as “stake-driving” to force an outcome.
bloom.bg
October 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
By proceeding with the loading of my groceries in the car before seeking approval from alleged "cashiers," I forced the issue. It's a strategy known as "stake-driving."
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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im sorry but if you think “normies” dont care about the white house being demolished for a half billion dollar golden vanity ballroom as the economy implodes then you just arent as plugged in as you think you are
October 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
im sorry but if you think “normies” dont care about the white house being demolished for a half billion dollar golden vanity ballroom as the economy implodes then you just arent as plugged in as you think you are
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bluesky says fuck them kids
October 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
bluesky says fuck them kids