😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate
@sarcasticmom69.bsky.social
I'm socially awkward.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic bitch, and proud of it.
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic bitch, and proud of it.
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
Pinned
Hoping this account brings me peace, pictures of dogs, dirty memes, and lots of laughter.
Fucking A+... so hot... brined turkey done in the smoker
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Fucking A+... so hot... brined turkey done in the smoker
If you don't have Thanksgiving plans and live near RI or MA, table is open.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If you don't have Thanksgiving plans and live near RI or MA, table is open.
Love love love!
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Love love love!
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except my ex that stole my pop-overs (Yorkshire pudding) recipe and my kids prefer his now.
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except my ex that stole my pop-overs (Yorkshire pudding) recipe and my kids prefer his now.
FUCKING TURN ON COMMENTS!
And for the record, John Candy is a fucking Canadian delight in everything- there will be no disagreement!
And for the record, John Candy is a fucking Canadian delight in everything- there will be no disagreement!
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
FUCKING TURN ON COMMENTS!
And for the record, John Candy is a fucking Canadian delight in everything- there will be no disagreement!
And for the record, John Candy is a fucking Canadian delight in everything- there will be no disagreement!
What really grinds my gears?
Having to have many fucking packages (fuck you, Fox) to just watch football on Thanksgiving.
Having to have many fucking packages (fuck you, Fox) to just watch football on Thanksgiving.
peter griffin is sitting at a desk in front of a poster that says grinds
ALT: peter griffin is sitting at a desk in front of a poster that says grinds
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November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
What really grinds my gears?
Having to have many fucking packages (fuck you, Fox) to just watch football on Thanksgiving.
Having to have many fucking packages (fuck you, Fox) to just watch football on Thanksgiving.
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
EVERYONE CAN INTERACT! IS THAT SO HARD? ARE YOU TOO FRAGILE TO ALLOW COMMENTS FROM OTHERS??
EVERYONE CAN INTERACT! IS THAT SO HARD? ARE YOU TOO FRAGILE TO ALLOW COMMENTS FROM OTHERS??
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
EVERYONE CAN INTERACT! IS THAT SO HARD? ARE YOU TOO FRAGILE TO ALLOW COMMENTS FROM OTHERS??
EVERYONE CAN INTERACT! IS THAT SO HARD? ARE YOU TOO FRAGILE TO ALLOW COMMENTS FROM OTHERS??
Happy Thanksgiving, biotches!
Hope you are having an amazing day. Calories don't count.
*totally wrong for me to say biotch, but whatever
Hope you are having an amazing day. Calories don't count.
*totally wrong for me to say biotch, but whatever
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, biotches!
Hope you are having an amazing day. Calories don't count.
*totally wrong for me to say biotch, but whatever
Hope you are having an amazing day. Calories don't count.
*totally wrong for me to say biotch, but whatever
Awww... my dog would have thought "every dog for himself"
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Awww... my dog would have thought "every dog for himself"
It's ok, baby. It's the motion of the ocean that counts...
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It's ok, baby. It's the motion of the ocean that counts...
PSA: Your turkey should be thawed by tomorrow if planning on brining for that extra added something
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
PSA: Your turkey should be thawed by tomorrow if planning on brining for that extra added something
So we're just going to invade Venezuela for the oil...
we aren't even pretending there are weapons of mass destruction in a veiled attempt to make it seem legit this time?
we aren't even pretending there are weapons of mass destruction in a veiled attempt to make it seem legit this time?
a man with a beard wearing sunglasses says it 's not illegal it 's frowned upon ..
ALT: a man with a beard wearing sunglasses says it 's not illegal it 's frowned upon ..
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
So we're just going to invade Venezuela for the oil...
we aren't even pretending there are weapons of mass destruction in a veiled attempt to make it seem legit this time?
we aren't even pretending there are weapons of mass destruction in a veiled attempt to make it seem legit this time?
Fuck, he's not dead yet.
Anyway, happy Tuesday. Better luck tomorrow.
Anyway, happy Tuesday. Better luck tomorrow.
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Fuck, he's not dead yet.
Anyway, happy Tuesday. Better luck tomorrow.
Anyway, happy Tuesday. Better luck tomorrow.
Wine
Boobs
Money Ass
2026 is looking up!
Boobs
Money Ass
2026 is looking up!
Friends
Boobs
New Car
I’m ok with this.
Boobs
New Car
I’m ok with this.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Wine
Boobs
Money Ass
2026 is looking up!
Boobs
Money Ass
2026 is looking up!
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So do we just need a mule or what? Think it would also knock some sense into him?
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
So do we just need a mule or what? Think it would also knock some sense into him?
Karoline Leavitt making her outsides match her insides
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Karoline Leavitt making her outsides match her insides
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I loved Mr Global on Twitter, so I'm happy to see him posting on 🦋
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I loved Mr Global on Twitter, so I'm happy to see him posting on 🦋
It's all in the presentation...
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It's all in the presentation...
Post famous bathroom scene
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Post famous bathroom scene
Happy Sunday, fuckers!
Football, shitposting, and drinking and baking ahead of me for today. Hope to see you around today.
Have a great day!
Football, shitposting, and drinking and baking ahead of me for today. Hope to see you around today.
Have a great day!
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Happy Sunday, fuckers!
Football, shitposting, and drinking and baking ahead of me for today. Hope to see you around today.
Have a great day!
Football, shitposting, and drinking and baking ahead of me for today. Hope to see you around today.
Have a great day!
Happy motherfuckin' Friday!!
It's been a very busy week but my week off starts in 2 hours!
Time to pop the champagne, take off my bra and my pants, get takeout, and let all inhibitions and responsibilities go!!!
It's been a very busy week but my week off starts in 2 hours!
Time to pop the champagne, take off my bra and my pants, get takeout, and let all inhibitions and responsibilities go!!!
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Happy motherfuckin' Friday!!
It's been a very busy week but my week off starts in 2 hours!
Time to pop the champagne, take off my bra and my pants, get takeout, and let all inhibitions and responsibilities go!!!
It's been a very busy week but my week off starts in 2 hours!
Time to pop the champagne, take off my bra and my pants, get takeout, and let all inhibitions and responsibilities go!!!
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Except when actually [supposed to be] doing work, the time between Halloween and New Year's just flies by... I feel like Halloween was yesterday.
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Except when actually [supposed to be] doing work, the time between Halloween and New Year's just flies by... I feel like Halloween was yesterday.