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DMV // The Arsenal, Washington Spirit, Carolina Hurricanes, other stuff maybe // 🟥🟪🟦
GaTech gets a pick because of a lack of vision by Ol’ Butthole Eyes? fitting.
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
voting for the first candidate in 2028 who promises to put Post Malone into The Contraption on their first day in office
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
a lovely evening to you all, and a merry fuckyousmas to Harry Kane
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
my entire family got to hear the stupid fucking noises I make when Martinelli scores a goal, so I got that going for me, which is nice
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
hitting Bayern with “are you Tottenham in disguise” i am LEVITATING
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
GABIIIIII
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
!!!
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
in the back of my uncle’s truck on the blue ridge parkway twitching about not being able to watch yet when suddenly the set piece gods grace us with their light
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Set play FC. Ole ole
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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a woman in a blue dress is applauding in a crowd
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is applauding in a crowd
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
we signed this man and stopped having to watch #5 in the same window, don’t TELL ME god isn’t good
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’m approaching a level of nervousness I did not expect 20 minutes ago
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
survey says: annoying
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
this an embarrassing performance, no set piece goals? Arteta out
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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giggling and kicking my feet, I love arsenal football club
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
and on the LORDS day no less ✝️
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
👌👀👌
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
getting warned to quit time wasting in the 26’ while it’s still 0-0 is crazy work
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
on this gorgeous Sunday morning, I have one question, and one question only

WHAT DO WE THINK OF TOTTENHAM?
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I don’t know what it is about this Guinness but its holdup play is excellent and I miss it very much
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
we are quickly approaching Back
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“we can try again next year”
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM