David Sarin
@sarinwrapped.bsky.social
Outsider artist, manic 40K enthusiast, caffeine-fueled flesh machine, horrible bastard extraordinaire
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David Sarin
@sarinwrapped.bsky.social
· Oct 18
Go fuck yourself, Elon
In this house we stand for ONE flag and one flag only
February 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
In this house we stand for ONE flag and one flag only
Finally scratching Uncut Gems off my list (not to be confused with the XXX parody, Uncircumcised Family Jewels)
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Finally scratching Uncut Gems off my list (not to be confused with the XXX parody, Uncircumcised Family Jewels)
Can't even have a supper bowl during the Season Finale of Sports without some modern-day techno-dystopian bullshit spoiling the experience smh
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Can't even have a supper bowl during the Season Finale of Sports without some modern-day techno-dystopian bullshit spoiling the experience smh
Why do you think I opened the damn box in the first place
this would be many of you when faced with a HELLRAISER-esque scenario
February 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Why do you think I opened the damn box in the first place
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"This place is run worse than the Muppet Show"
"This place is run worse than the Muppet Show"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Cue the Sun!"
"Cue the Sun!"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Where are your citations?"
"Where are your citations?"
February 8, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"This place is run worse than the Muppet Show"
"This place is run worse than the Muppet Show"
Seeing Emma Stone in Zombieland again so many years after the last time, having seen Poor Things in the meantime, is certainly something
I enjoy both movies, mind, but damn, how far we've come
(Bugonia's still on my list)
I enjoy both movies, mind, but damn, how far we've come
(Bugonia's still on my list)
February 8, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Seeing Emma Stone in Zombieland again so many years after the last time, having seen Poor Things in the meantime, is certainly something
I enjoy both movies, mind, but damn, how far we've come
(Bugonia's still on my list)
I enjoy both movies, mind, but damn, how far we've come
(Bugonia's still on my list)
Reposted by David Sarin
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
One of the local breweries out here putting out a brew named after one of my favorite places that Evie and I visited during our honeymoon
February 7, 2026 at 6:03 AM
One of the local breweries out here putting out a brew named after one of my favorite places that Evie and I visited during our honeymoon
Watching The Nude Vampire (1970)
They definitely wasted no time in delivering what that title promised
They definitely wasted no time in delivering what that title promised
February 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Watching The Nude Vampire (1970)
They definitely wasted no time in delivering what that title promised
They definitely wasted no time in delivering what that title promised
Reposted by David Sarin
Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
[Quaken auf Deutsch]
Evie and I have decided to name her Frau Trinkenstein
Evie and I have decided to name her Frau Trinkenstein
February 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
[Quaken auf Deutsch]
Evie and I have decided to name her Frau Trinkenstein
Evie and I have decided to name her Frau Trinkenstein
I think FFT is telling me I need to play Rogue Trader
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I think FFT is telling me I need to play Rogue Trader
I've BEEN playing it again since a couple weeks ago and yes, absolutely, jank combat and all (but maybe tone down the damn Cliff Racer spawn rate)
I will go back and play it and enjoy it! Thank you very much!
'Go Back and Play Morrowind and Tell Me That's the Game You Want to Play Again' — Former Bethesda Veteran Delivers His Verdict on Potential The Elder Scrolls Remasters - IGN
A former veteran Bethesda developer has cast doubt on the possibility of a Morrowind remaster in the same vein as the recently released Oblivion remaster, saying going back to play The Elder Scrolls 3...
www.ign.com
February 3, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I've BEEN playing it again since a couple weeks ago and yes, absolutely, jank combat and all (but maybe tone down the damn Cliff Racer spawn rate)
Reposted by David Sarin
First person shooters
February 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
First person shooters
The accuracy is painful
February 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The accuracy is painful
Thinking about how three different Tesla drivers were driving so horribly that two of them almost hit me on the way out of the grocery store parking lot yesterday
Maybe Elon was panic-hitting some remote functions on accident while freaking out over everyone learning what a pedo loser he is
Maybe Elon was panic-hitting some remote functions on accident while freaking out over everyone learning what a pedo loser he is
January 31, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Thinking about how three different Tesla drivers were driving so horribly that two of them almost hit me on the way out of the grocery store parking lot yesterday
Maybe Elon was panic-hitting some remote functions on accident while freaking out over everyone learning what a pedo loser he is
Maybe Elon was panic-hitting some remote functions on accident while freaking out over everyone learning what a pedo loser he is
Reposted by David Sarin
Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
Jamming to A Perfect Circle's Thirteenth Step again last week while revisiting Morrowind had me waxing nostalgic about all the time I spent playing Final Fantasy Tactics back in the day... on the Game Boy Advance
I never gave the original a shot, so HERE WE GO
I never gave the original a shot, so HERE WE GO
January 30, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Jamming to A Perfect Circle's Thirteenth Step again last week while revisiting Morrowind had me waxing nostalgic about all the time I spent playing Final Fantasy Tactics back in the day... on the Game Boy Advance
I never gave the original a shot, so HERE WE GO
I never gave the original a shot, so HERE WE GO
Ẃ̷̢̺͖̱͙̈̿͘H̵̨̛̝̲͇̩͕͇̀̇̆͜͝ͅẼ̴̩͈͑́̐̈́̓̚̕͝R̸̳̥̒̆Ë̷̤́͜ ̷̡̤̫̯̭̺̖̰́̊̉̈́̾Į̴͉̳͚̹̝̩̘̎̃̄̿̎̀̄͌̾̐ͅS̸̢̧̠̜̫͙͔̆͊͑̾̔̆̀̽̅͛̆ ̶̨̡̘̭̜̯͖̣͙͛Ỹ̷̲͎̲͙̾̉́̆͘Ȏ̷̧̱̠͙̒̈́̇̈́͑̾̽̚͝͝Ŭ̶̺͕R̵̭̗̻̩͓̝̘̹̜̜̣̈́̐͑̏ ̶̧̧̛̺͔̬͕͕̻̖̩̉͛Ő̸̢̧̥̝̥͚̝̖̌̐̓͊̉̅ͅḾ̸̢̛͎̠̞̱̄̍̑̿̿N̴̢͔̳̩͚̭̟͇̹̗̗̓̓̍̎̆̈́̿͐Ḭ̶̧̪̗̻̎̑̀̈́̍́̕̚Ş̸̭͎̤͈̓̈́͂̀S̷͍͋͛̏̈́̋̾̀͛̿̀Ḯ̵̘͓́̐͝͝Á̴̢̨̜̲̝̖͙͇͍̺̹̄͛̏͂̚H̷̜͖͉̳̥͂͒̾̾̎̋͊̓̏̔̒ ̴̢̻̃́̌͗̚N̴̲̊͋̎̏̓̈́̔͌͑̔̕Ǫ̷̝̘́̾̚͠W̶̨̛̹̠̞͂̒̇̂̕͝
January 30, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Ẃ̷̢̺͖̱͙̈̿͘H̵̨̛̝̲͇̩͕͇̀̇̆͜͝ͅẼ̴̩͈͑́̐̈́̓̚̕͝R̸̳̥̒̆Ë̷̤́͜ ̷̡̤̫̯̭̺̖̰́̊̉̈́̾Į̴͉̳͚̹̝̩̘̎̃̄̿̎̀̄͌̾̐ͅS̸̢̧̠̜̫͙͔̆͊͑̾̔̆̀̽̅͛̆ ̶̨̡̘̭̜̯͖̣͙͛Ỹ̷̲͎̲͙̾̉́̆͘Ȏ̷̧̱̠͙̒̈́̇̈́͑̾̽̚͝͝Ŭ̶̺͕R̵̭̗̻̩͓̝̘̹̜̜̣̈́̐͑̏ ̶̧̧̛̺͔̬͕͕̻̖̩̉͛Ő̸̢̧̥̝̥͚̝̖̌̐̓͊̉̅ͅḾ̸̢̛͎̠̞̱̄̍̑̿̿N̴̢͔̳̩͚̭̟͇̹̗̗̓̓̍̎̆̈́̿͐Ḭ̶̧̪̗̻̎̑̀̈́̍́̕̚Ş̸̭͎̤͈̓̈́͂̀S̷͍͋͛̏̈́̋̾̀͛̿̀Ḯ̵̘͓́̐͝͝Á̴̢̨̜̲̝̖͙͇͍̺̹̄͛̏͂̚H̷̜͖͉̳̥͂͒̾̾̎̋͊̓̏̔̒ ̴̢̻̃́̌͗̚N̴̲̊͋̎̏̓̈́̔͌͑̔̕Ǫ̷̝̘́̾̚͠W̶̨̛̹̠̞͂̒̇̂̕͝
GORK AND MORK IT'S B... BE-OO... BUHH... IT'S A GOOD 'UN
...I'z gonna need a bigger, meaner krumputer
youtu.be/KzM5JxveO5I?...
...I'z gonna need a bigger, meaner krumputer
youtu.be/KzM5JxveO5I?...
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War IV – Orks Faction Trailer | Warhammer
YouTube video by Warhammer
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 9:55 PM
GORK AND MORK IT'S B... BE-OO... BUHH... IT'S A GOOD 'UN
...I'z gonna need a bigger, meaner krumputer
youtu.be/KzM5JxveO5I?...
...I'z gonna need a bigger, meaner krumputer
youtu.be/KzM5JxveO5I?...
Happy birthday to one of the all-time greatest singers/musicians/purveyors of horrible throat noises, the mighty Mike Patton
Book of the Month
YouTube video by Lovage - Topic
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Happy birthday to one of the all-time greatest singers/musicians/purveyors of horrible throat noises, the mighty Mike Patton
Reposted by David Sarin
Haven't heard this song in awhile. I forgot how hard this goes. You've heard bass drops but have you ever heard orchestral drops? 🔥
Foetus - Aladdin Reverse
YouTube video by FoetalSpace
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Haven't heard this song in awhile. I forgot how hard this goes. You've heard bass drops but have you ever heard orchestral drops? 🔥
Oh my gods it's beautiful
...Oh my gods this is gonna be a dangerous year for my wallet
...Oh my gods this is gonna be a dangerous year for my wallet
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Oh my gods it's beautiful
...Oh my gods this is gonna be a dangerous year for my wallet
...Oh my gods this is gonna be a dangerous year for my wallet
Earlier I realized that an easy way to come up with ork names is to add a sufficiently orky syllable to one of MST3K's Many Names of David Ryder
With that in mind, feast your eyes upon GOGRIP STEAKFACE
With that in mind, feast your eyes upon GOGRIP STEAKFACE
January 26, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Earlier I realized that an easy way to come up with ork names is to add a sufficiently orky syllable to one of MST3K's Many Names of David Ryder
With that in mind, feast your eyes upon GOGRIP STEAKFACE
With that in mind, feast your eyes upon GOGRIP STEAKFACE
Finally, U R MR GAY: THE MOVIE
January 26, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Finally, U R MR GAY: THE MOVIE