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I took my pool down over the weekend and found a worm about ten inches long under it.

...what, I thought we were sharing bait?
"They're not worth fixing, they're cheap crap." Okay, they're $150 crap I got on sale for $89, which isn't cheap to me, and I hadn't even worn them before the cat peed on them and put a big-ass bleached out spot in the leather. So yeah, a brand new shoe I can't replace is kind of worth fixing.
I have this $10/lb special cat food for my regurgitator and a week or so ago, Felix got into a pile of it that I had put out for her. Now he comes in at 4:00pm and 4:00am and throws a tantrum if there isn't a pile in that spot for him.
I can't believe stand-up comedians are still wasting my time with "getting canceled" jokes.
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You gotta imagine how weird it felt to drive that backhoe today just looking back at everybody going “you sure about this everybody’s sure about this?”
Behold: Republican permitting reform.
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I love that little chat button in the bottom of every screen that obscures UI elements you actually need and allows you to not talk to an actual person
"Commitment to," even.
It's not about the building. It's about the conviction to fixing *everything* he's fucked up, big and small.
Every day I grow firmer in my conviction that any serious Democratic presidential candidate needs to include undoing Trump's White House construction work in their platform (albeit as a minor point).
I've seen two people so far stop in the middle of the sidewalk to take a picture of the sunset.
The mouse is fine. And back outside, thanks to my dad. He was all, "Hey, little guy. Good morning."
I don't understand people who scream. I prefer to yell. For example, I went with, "Oh, fuck me!" when Felix came running through the front door, did a funny thing with his mouth, and spit out a very alive mouse.
AWS outage and it's not trending here so I had to actually dig around to find out why nothing is working 😭
I'm not going to argue about the two watch lines. I don't care about that, I'll use the second one starting later this week. But the fucking $65 for a second copy of my phone number? They can fucking fix that. And I'm at the point where I might also demand credit for the days it didn't work.
AND my bill says I'm using both lines. I am going to lose my absolute shit they expect me to either a) pay for this or b) argue with their incompetent agents over the phone to fix it.
Oh my god, not only did Xfinity not take the double activation fee off my account, they re-added the duplicate line.
The cat peed on my new Doc Martens. Also my new Palladium boots. Oh, and yup, my new Birkenstocks. Yes, there are big stains and no, I can't get the smell out.
My dad is too cheap to pay $30 to get the zipper replaced on a jacket he likes. Earlier I heard him listening to sewing videos. Now I went on Amazon and he's evidently been browsing zipper replacements.

Just pay the $30!
I just opened Kamala's book for the first time and I think I'm going to need a week to sit with the two opening quotes before I can even begin to read.
*opens Bluesky* *reads the first few posts* You know what, I think I'm good without context, I'm going to go watch some TV or something.
This is entirely my fault for buying glasses with nose pads knowing I can't wear them for this reason, but I was getting desperate. I've been trying to find glasses since August.
I like how my glasses look and I really don't want to send them back but the nose pads are killing me. There's like a weird buzzing/pressure feeling down the right side of my nose so I have to keep picking them up every minute or two to alleviate it.
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