Mattchele Fitzgerald 🌈
@sassmattster.bsky.social
DC based (for now) arts administrator | Cooking, pop culture, and gay shit
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I'm fully in my reply guy era on bluesky idc, if you're hot/smart/funny/interesting I want to be friends and I will make that known
And if I said their one episode in heated rivalry was better than the main romance so far...
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
And if I said their one episode in heated rivalry was better than the main romance so far...
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The fujoshi representation in the new Heated Rivalry episode is so important
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The fujoshi representation in the new Heated Rivalry episode is so important
Ghosting a guy because he made me watch him demonstrate how to use grok and google gemini
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ghosting a guy because he made me watch him demonstrate how to use grok and google gemini
At what point do Dems realize their opposition message needs to be "the trump administration wants you to die"
To be very clear, Kennedy's team is messing with a vaccine which has led to a 99 percent drop in the incidence of hepatitis B, which kills, early and painfully, 25 percent of the people who get it as children. lnk.thebulwark.com/3Xt957M
RFK’s Anti-Vax Team Readies Its Next Moves
“Their game is, let’s really destabilize trust in the vaccine, and make people really anxious about it.”
lnk.thebulwark.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
At what point do Dems realize their opposition message needs to be "the trump administration wants you to die"
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Good morning! Anyone who reads this will not experience seasonal depression today!
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Good morning! Anyone who reads this will not experience seasonal depression today!
The new #VanderpumpRules cast is young and broke and slutty and they drink on the job, maybe there's hope for this reboot
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The new #VanderpumpRules cast is young and broke and slutty and they drink on the job, maybe there's hope for this reboot
There are not words in the English language to explain how deeply I fucking hate these people
NEW: Republican-led states, in a new filing at the D.C. Circuit, say D.C. residents are irrelevant, D.C. belongs to everyone else. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
The filing is led by the South Carolina and West Virginia attorneys general. Both states sent troops to DC.
The filing is led by the South Carolina and West Virginia attorneys general. Both states sent troops to DC.
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
There are not words in the English language to explain how deeply I fucking hate these people
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what if we dry humped under the side discourse mistletoe
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
what if we dry humped under the side discourse mistletoe
I hate being gay what do you mean I went on a first date with a man last night and only realized halfway through that we hooked up a year and a half ago
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I hate being gay what do you mean I went on a first date with a man last night and only realized halfway through that we hooked up a year and a half ago
It's so great to have a show on tv that reflects the REAL gay experience
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It's so great to have a show on tv that reflects the REAL gay experience
Okay time to watch this softcore gay hockey porn show
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Okay time to watch this softcore gay hockey porn show
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Another House GOP retirement.
This time it’s Troy Nehls of #TX22.
Nehls should have easily won reelection, is only 57 years old, and has only been in office since 2021.
Not the profile of someone you’d expect to leave.
The rats are fleeing the ship.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
This time it’s Troy Nehls of #TX22.
Nehls should have easily won reelection, is only 57 years old, and has only been in office since 2021.
Not the profile of someone you’d expect to leave.
The rats are fleeing the ship.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
US Representative Troy Nehls announces retirement
U.S. Representative Troy Nehls announced on Saturday that he would not seek re-election at the end of the current congressional term.
www.reuters.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Another House GOP retirement.
This time it’s Troy Nehls of #TX22.
Nehls should have easily won reelection, is only 57 years old, and has only been in office since 2021.
Not the profile of someone you’d expect to leave.
The rats are fleeing the ship.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
This time it’s Troy Nehls of #TX22.
Nehls should have easily won reelection, is only 57 years old, and has only been in office since 2021.
Not the profile of someone you’d expect to leave.
The rats are fleeing the ship.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
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New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
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Did you constantly check Greek mythology books out of the library as a kid or are you straight now
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Did you constantly check Greek mythology books out of the library as a kid or are you straight now
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i believe i will live to see pete hegseth in chains
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i believe i will live to see pete hegseth in chains
Happy thanksgiving to my hair, because it ate yesterday
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Happy thanksgiving to my hair, because it ate yesterday
So if you care to find me, look to the western hole
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
So if you care to find me, look to the western hole
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Emerson finds TN-7 basically ~tied ahead of Tuesday election, with Trump underwater in a district he won by 22.
A winnable race for Dems.
If R’s lose this race their ability to control the House *this year* is a real issue.
Link to donate to Dem Aftyn Behn here: secure.actblue.com/donate/aftyn...
A winnable race for Dems.
If R’s lose this race their ability to control the House *this year* is a real issue.
Link to donate to Dem Aftyn Behn here: secure.actblue.com/donate/aftyn...
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Emerson finds TN-7 basically ~tied ahead of Tuesday election, with Trump underwater in a district he won by 22.
A winnable race for Dems.
If R’s lose this race their ability to control the House *this year* is a real issue.
Link to donate to Dem Aftyn Behn here: secure.actblue.com/donate/aftyn...
A winnable race for Dems.
If R’s lose this race their ability to control the House *this year* is a real issue.
Link to donate to Dem Aftyn Behn here: secure.actblue.com/donate/aftyn...
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷