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Alex · She/Her
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If there's one thing America's Fake Christians love,
it's illegal wars
on countries that haven't attacked us
based 100% on lies
that kill nonwhite people
and steal oil.

20 years of re-branding, and here we are.
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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We can’t have another three years of this
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 AM
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STOP THE COUNT!
January 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
The worst thing about going to graphic design school is now people say that I type like an AI — particularly annoying because they gave our jobs to that guy.
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The dancing lobsters is a good name for a jazz trio.
December 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Christopher Nolan should record a very serious version of the “Jingle bells, Batman smells” Christmas song.
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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We should keep "Humans dying due to State based actions" to games of Magic: The Gathering amiright gamers??
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs

📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!

Watch Now!! 📺

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hi slipping under, I'm toxic.
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I feel like there was a point in time where if someone hadn't heard of something it was an exciting social opportunity to share rather than an opportunity to dunk
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Is there anything in the US that isn't a scam?
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If trans women aren't allowed in women's spaces, how are we supposed to have bedrooms?
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I drink your milkshake, Charlie Brown! I drink it up!
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Anybody else notice in wicked how after the hard shift into fascism the Ozian wardrobe's gender expression became harshly binary?
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
2026 prediction, David cross comes out as gay, says something homophobic about it.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'd pull the lever in the trolley problem because I just like to be involved.
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm afraid I have some bad news guys
November 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Is this a picture of self harm?
Amazing breakfast this morning. I love waffles
October 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Added ALT text
October 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM