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Saturn🪐- Velvette's Gold Sub
@saturnwolf.bsky.social
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27♂️He/Him, Z-List Youtuber, PNGTuber, 日本語を勉強しています, Hobbyist Game Dev, Shy weirdo, HazH/HB Lover, Anakin Skywalker apologist, Velvette's most dedicated follower
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made a strawpage, if you wanna ask me stuff or send me stuff
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I had another dream This one was about the existence of a show on HGTV named Bitch House. The host was a man who appeared to have been a werewolf college student dragged off some Florida beach during spring break, poured into a suit, and shoved in front of a camera. He wore giant sunglasses every episode. There was no explanation. Every episode was the same. He would show up and tour somebody's house while they talked it up: how much they paid for it, square footage, time to the highway, backyard, last renovated in xxxx, bedrooms, bathrooms, home office, new roof, everything. They would be touring the house the whole time, just like any normal HGTV show. Then they would gather back out in front of the house and there was a really tense moment where he would tell you if your house was a bitch house or not. It not, he would just kinda shake their hands and thank them for the tour and walk away. Otherwise, he would turn to the camera and scream "BITCH HOOOOOOOOUSE" at the top of his lung This is approximately what it Looked Like, in 10-minute photoshop format HGTV courtesy(?) of the party rock anthem guy (plz don't sue me)
July 20, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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amagire.bsky.social
the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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kiwi8fruit6.bsky.social
Happy (early) Friday the 13th to the second favourite bit of horror I‘ve written in a fic!

archiveofourown.org/works/455573...
Chapter 12: monster house Summary: For @Rundel20, who requested Blitzo, Millie, Moxxie, & horror Alright, there's a lotta fuckin' corridors in this big ass house," Blitzø whispered, his voice almost stifled by the pressive dark round them, "and we're on the clock. Let's split up, gang; that way we can cover more ground." "Are you sure that's a wise idea, sir?" Moxxie hissed back, but Blitzø's footsteps were already tromping off to the left. "We'll be fine, sweetie, see you in a few!" Millie's cooed, pressing a kiss to his forehead before she disappeared to the right. Moxxie sighed, readjusted his rifle in his hands, and took the corridor straight ahead. He walked for what seemed like hours, and it seemed to him that the corridor was getting darker and darker with each step. The house hadn't been this big from the outside, had it? Finally, he could hear familiar bootsteps ahead. "Well, I hope you've had better luck than I have-" he started, and then stopped. It wasn't his boss. It couldn't be. Because Blitzø's eyes were wrong, and he was too tall, and his spines were too sharp, and his mouth had way, way too many teeth... ..and Milie's bloodied, mangled head was staring lifelessly at him between those drooling, dripping jaws.
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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saturnwolf.bsky.social
My most kitty (or perhaps canine?) like trait is that I spend long periods in bed, cuddling up to my body pillow and nuzzling it repeatedly

Along with my whole body nuzzling against the bed
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
saturnwolf.bsky.social
need test readers for my velmilla nsfw wip
February 13, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Unreal Tournament 2004 is now available for free.

...well, I mean, you probably could've grabbed a GOG offline installer out the back of a truck earlier, but NOW it's Official/Legally Free and has the in-development community patch packed in for ongoing support. www.oldunreal.com/downloads/ut...
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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i'm bored, ama
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February 13, 2026 at 12:49 AM
saturnwolf.bsky.social
VIVIENNE MEDRANO
GIVE ME A VELVETTE SOLO SONG, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
February 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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beezll.bsky.social
Viv, I’m down on my knees for more Velvette— #Velvette #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelVelvette
November 16, 2024 at 3:04 AM
saturnwolf.bsky.social
Is there yet a consensus on which discord alternative we’re moving to if they don’t back down from this age check bullshit?
February 12, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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saturnwolf.bsky.social
Threw these up on eBay if you’re so inclined
(Cup is used but thoroughly washed)
February 12, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Threw these up on eBay if you’re so inclined
(Cup is used but thoroughly washed)
February 12, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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jfrancisfright.bsky.social
You CAN NOT be a leftist and also support Gen AI. Everything AI represents - Stolen labor, environmental devastation, hyper capitalism, the commodification of art into an assembly line product, etc. are all fundamentally at odds with what we stand for. Either smarten up or fuck off.
February 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM
saturnwolf.bsky.social
writing that velmilla fic for valentine's day
started out soft. quickly turned into smut, as it does
February 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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beezll.bsky.social
Added two more fits because my brain decided to lock in today ✨❤️
#velvette #hazbinhotel #velvet #hazbinhotelvelvette
January 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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beezll.bsky.social
HER SHE GIRL WOMAN 🧍‍♀️
#hazbinhotel #velvette #hazbinhotelvelvette
November 20, 2024 at 5:07 PM
saturnwolf.bsky.social
My most kitty (or perhaps canine?) like trait is that I spend long periods in bed, cuddling up to my body pillow and nuzzling it repeatedly

Along with my whole body nuzzling against the bed
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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wario64.bsky.social
Resident Evil Bundle (RE1+2+3 OG) is $12.49 on GOG (preservation program) buff.ly/q1rgijX #ad
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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beezll.bsky.social
Ladies ‼️
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelvelvette #hazbinhotelniffty #velvette #niffty
January 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
saturnwolf.bsky.social
genuinely wild to think these are movies from the same director

honestly wouldn't mind seeing zack snyder take another stab at an animated flick
legend of the guardians: the owls of ga'hoole zack snyder's justice league
February 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Screenshotting this and alt texting all of it since it will most likely get deleted because Hammam is Palestinian. It deserves to be seen and not erased.
A post by Hammam, a known Palestinian nurse here. It is a wuote by an account of a man named Nathan Kalman Lamb who is posting an excerpt from an article. The article reads: Examining the bodies returned to their people after the most recent so-called ceasefire, Palestinian doctors noted that, in some bodies "the rib cage and ribs were clipped with a sharp saw—a medical saw, a bone saw-and the sternum, along with the central part of the ribs, [were] lifted to allow for the removal of the heart and lungs without damage to the organ being taken." Organ procurement, with few exceptions like skin and cornea, requires that the body be either alive-via brain death-or just-dead—via circulatory death. It is plausible that some Palestinian prisoners' torture led to brain death. It is also possible their torturers felt no need to wait. Palestinian witnesses have reported that some prisoners were alive at the time they were taken for organ extraction. In one batch of bodies, the organs removed were those commonly transplanted: heart, liver, lungs. The transplant surgeon waits for a person to die; the soldier can't. The settler surgeon wields his mastery over the body to serve the state. Here, the surgeon acts as-is—a soldier. Nathan says hes honestly speechless. Hammam quotes him to say: The director of the hospital where I work, Al-Shifa Hospital, stated that the occupation forces returned the bodies of women whose organs were missing. Another source also reported that the occupation forces were using a school in northern Gaza to detain women & civilians and harvest their organs
February 12, 2026 at 1:49 PM
saturnwolf.bsky.social
i genuinely get a big, wide smile when i think of velvette
February 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
saturnwolf.bsky.social
there needs to be a serious casestudy on right-wingers and a lack of media literacy. how are you gonna engage with shit like star wars, x-men, hunger games, the hellaverse, watchmen, etc and come away with "this is about strengthening white christian values" and now "fight for the underprivileged"?
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 PM
saturnwolf.bsky.social
seeing transphobic/right-wing hellaverse fans (usually in facebook groups) is wild to me. like my brother in christ, what shows are *you* watching?
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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beezll.bsky.social
You can’t afford a dead husband robe???? What are you, POOR?????????
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelvelvette #velvettehazbinhotel #velvette
February 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM