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Sauron's Face

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dream about dragons. Normal about Jace Beleren. Aroace enjoyer of wizard squares He/Him

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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · Jan 13

Books I’ve read this year thread!
It’ll be the Title, Author, Series, Year of Publication, a small review, and maybe a recommendation?
Inspired by Jordynne from LRR(@sick1y here)

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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 11h

ooh good idea

Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 11h

ah. Are they exclusive?

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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 11h

Why are you even going to Innistrad lol?

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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 13h

And a baby?

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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 17h

Do it

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⛤ EVILyn!!! Mrs. Okiba Boss ⛤ @checkbox.bsky.social · 1d

Proud to announce that Wizards listened and finally hired the fans (me) to make a card for them #MagicTheGathering #MTGAmbassador #CompletelyRealNotAJoke

A large picture of Northernlion wearing black headphones in front of a microphone, making an expression best described as :|

except done up as a Magic card, because life is comedy.

Counterspell UU
Instant
Counter target spell.

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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah Radleyum gas building up under a house is a serious problem in the real world, not just Ravnica!

Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 18h

Why do people in TTRPG spaces often talk about new players as though they are inherently dumber?
Obviously newer players won’t know as much about the game, but they’re still people, able to make judgements and do math about stuff like builds and combat damage.
kids may be worse at that, but adults?

Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 18h

Uh. Ew?

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Alex is a bnuuywabbit 🐇 🏴 @queercoleslaw.bsky.social · 20h

keep your damn video games out of my woke!

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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 1d

before you ask, I don’t want to be the kind of person that has a discord server. you start in on that and the next thing you know the ATF is surrounding your compound, and I don’t even have a compound

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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah there’s a certain level where getting spoiled is just your fault. I muted “Silksong” and left HK communities online because I didn’t want spoilers, and I got none.

Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 1d

OH MY GOD FHJKHGFJKHGFJK THIS IS AWFUL
AMAZING JOB

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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 1d

he was getting paid cash...

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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 1d

true, true

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 1d

AR-PHARAZÔN THE GOLDEN: What you have to remember also is he appeared in fair form.

CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.

AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.

CHOTINER: Right.

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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 1d

I can't believe they imprisoned Atlas Earth guy in digital cyberhell

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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 1d

AMNESIA MORNING RADLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMNESIA MORNING RADLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMNESIA MORNING RADLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMNESIA MORNING RADLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMNESIA MORNING RADLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMNESIA MO

Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 1d

oh for real?

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Sauron's Face @sauronsface.bsky.social · 1d

I'm lead to believe Rabbit goop is difficult to clean out of carpeting

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Olive Rae Brinker @olivebrinker.bsky.social · 1d

the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man

kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative