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Dread Pirate Schanchëz
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(all opinions expressed have been expressed before, by someone who smells better and made more sense)
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reconstruction of the fables of the
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May this be the end of the beginning
Ahem WON a fucking war over this.
If they had Hitler's voice then Shitler and the Brown Shirts might care...
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REAGAN: “When someone says let’s impose tariffs, it may look like they’re doing the patriotic thing… but over the long run trade barriers hurt every 🇺🇸 worker.”

🇨🇦 Ontario just ran this👇🏽powerful ad using Reagan’s voice against Trump’s trade war during game 7 of the ALCS ⚾️
nothing but head shots like a video game
DHS agent wounded in active combat, from shots fired by other DHS agents who decided DHS agents were actually antifa. The genius of Kristi Noem.
Today in Portland, a fed shooting pepper balls from the roof of the ICE facility was so eager to aim for people’s heads, that after shooting one photographer in the head and another in the upper arm, they accidentally shot a DHS agent in the head. This photo shows the moment of impact;
They hate colors. That is pretty sick.
Had to dig it up, didn't they? Couldn't just paint over it, could they? No, that wouldn't sufficiently demonstrate DeSantis' total disrespect for Floridians he disagrees with.
Under the direction of Gov. DeSantis and a mandate from the Trump admin’s Department of Transportation, dozens of workers from Florida’s DOT on Sunday evening bulldozed and sledgehammered an iconic Pride crosswalk located in the center of the predominantly gay South Beach neighborhood in Miami.
Where the single ladies at?
How are you with Tennessee's official rifle the Barrett M82/M107? Asking for a friend.
elect a felon, expect felonies
Since DOJ rules unequivocally require US Attorneys to notify Main Justice and have the permission of the Deputy AG before charging an elected official, this means Lindsey Halligan broke the rules. abcnews.go.com/US/pam-bondi...
Pam Bondi, DOJ officials caught off guard by Tish James indictment: Sources
Sources said that Tish James' indictment for alleged fraud came as a surprise.
abcnews.go.com
Mahomes?
Motivated by pure malice, Trump's secret police walk up to the Portland Frog and use the breathing vent of his suit to inject pepper spray. That's the kind of miscreants we're dealing with. Their conduct is a third-degree assault, a class C felony, but they expect total impunity.
'Frog' protester recounts being pepper-sprayed at protest outside Portland ICE facility
YouTube video by KATU News
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Red Math is Meth Math

It's bad M'kay
Steve Rattner: Ironically, red states are more dependent on the expiring healthcare tax credits that Democrats are fighting for.
I relly wish we culd edit theese damn tings
DEI Fascism
As these political scientists point out, prosecuting critics for economic crimes is the accepted technique used by the Chinese Communist Party to silence them. This is what Trump is doing now with the prosecutions he ordered against Comey, James and Schiff. www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/10.1086/...
DEAR GOD! WHO WILL THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN?
Brilliant. The Daily Show juxtaposes ludicrous claims made by the Trump administration about what is going on in Portland with the actual demonstrations they are talking about. bsky.app/profile/thed...
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
we call that smell swamp ass
Cops wearing riot gear all the time, everywhere is just SO WEIRD. It’s the equivalent of walking around in a wet suit or, like, wearing a football helmet in the supermarket. Outside of an extremely specific context, it’s just a ridiculous outfit.
I have seen that signature on a birthday card....
where have I seen that signature before? #ReleaseTheEpsteinfiles
Adam Zyglis, Buffalo News
If only there was video...
"...including while she was praying with her eyes closed and hands lifted, wearing a clerical collar and stole."

religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...
2A is not keeping 1A safe in #Epsteins America
"A rival petition began circulating Sunday, calling on the Rutgers chapter of TPUSA to be disbanded, accusing it of inciting violence. As of today, that petition had several hundred more signatures than the petition calling for Dr. Bray’s firing..."

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/n...
Rutgers Expert on Antifa Flees to Spain After Receiving Death Threats
www.nytimes.com
She never said she has not seen the pics. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
US Attorney General Pam Bondi was left speechless while testifying about whether the FBI had found photos of Trump with naked, possibly underage girls among Epstein’s possessions.

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USAID used to purchase food from America's Farmers. China used to purchase soybeans from America's Farmers. Why would America's farmers vote for these policies?
Soybean Farmer: So now I've got a tariff war that's killing my market. I don't have any money from grain we're sending to other countries for USAID. I mean, I've got a compound problem. I don't know how you plan for next year because we don't know where we're at.
The horrors of war. Dresden would have been happy to look like this.
Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.