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(all opinions expressed have been expressed before, by someone who smells better and made more sense)
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Brendan Loper, The New Yorker
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Brendan Loper, The New Yorker
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A simple question
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
A simple question
Stephen Miller's favorite time of the year
December 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Stephen Miller's favorite time of the year
A woman speaker never did this. A women president would never do this.
In the most consequential decision of his tenure, Mike Johnson announces that 24 million Americans will be cut off from healthcare insurance as a result of his call to defund Obamacare subsidies. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Obamacare subsidies not extended in GOP bill leaving 24M Americans with dire choices
This comes as the Senate tees up a vote on its plan for its own health care bill
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
A woman speaker never did this. A women president would never do this.
file this under no shit sherlock
Couple of things here:
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
December 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
file this under no shit sherlock
TRUMP: How many futbol fans do I have to kill to win this peace prize?
GUTFELD: “I love that the peace price went to Trump and not Greta Thunberg.”
TURNER: “Because it was created it for him.”
GUTFELD: “So?”
TURNER: “There were no other candidates.”
TURNER: “Because it was created it for him.”
GUTFELD: “So?”
TURNER: “There were no other candidates.”
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
TRUMP: How many futbol fans do I have to kill to win this peace prize?
this one time in my dorm room...
“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
this one time in my dorm room...
Department of War Crimes approved
We now have an HHS driven by transparent malice. A dangerous thing. And unseemly.
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
December 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Department of War Crimes approved
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Way to go Hosers!
What countries are most admired and respected? After the arrival of Trump, the US simply dropped off the charts.
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Way to go Hosers!
RFK jr/Trump body count
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
RFK jr/Trump body count
WoW
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
WoW
Those who fail to learn history end up regretting how history will remember them.
The DHS keeps posting tweets that read like some published in the pages of a Nazi propaganda broadside. And there's a reason for that. www.cnn.com/2025/10/19/u...
DHS issued a call to ‘remigrate.’ Here’s the history of the term often associated with far-right groups | CNN
A nine-letter social media post was all it took for the Department of Homeland Security to spark a torrent of backlash online this week, drawing the ire of politicians and prompting comparisons to Eur...
www.cnn.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Those who fail to learn history end up regretting how history will remember them.
they can't even do Blue Lives Matter anymore
JD Vance's motorcade ran over and nearly killed a Tennessee police officer assigned to protect them. US national media have decided this is not reportable news. www.wate.com/news/maryvil...
Maryville Police officer critically injured during security motorcade for JD Vance ‘making small progress’
he Maryville Police Department has released additional information and the name of the officer who was critically injured while providing a dignitary protection detail escort for Vice President JD …
www.wate.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
they can't even do Blue Lives Matter anymore
I usually don't agree with vol fans, but this is truth
We agree with LadyVols_fan31 this guy should be nowhere near a badge
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I usually don't agree with vol fans, but this is truth
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Jesse Duquette, The Daily Don
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Jesse Duquette, The Daily Don
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It's ok if you're MAGA, right?
WATCH - @tarapalmeri.bsky.social : “Hey Megyn Kelly… you want to hear the sound of one of the girls recruited from her nearby high school by Epstein? It is pedophilia. I would recommend you go listen to the audio from the police reports.”
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It's ok if you're MAGA, right?
Tim Burchett sits down to pee AND supports pedophiles
WOLFF: “@RepTimBurchett long supported the release of the Epstein Files. However, his tone quickly changed once Trump was named in the few documents that have been released…”
Nobody in Knoxville/Tennessee is buying the act, Tim.
www.knoxnews.com/story/opinio...
Nobody in Knoxville/Tennessee is buying the act, Tim.
www.knoxnews.com/story/opinio...
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Tim Burchett sits down to pee AND supports pedophiles
I did not have this on my corruption bingo card.
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I did not have this on my corruption bingo card.
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Jesse Duquette, The Daily Don
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Jesse Duquette, The Daily Don
Elect a convicted felon, give him pardon power, and watch the body count grown and the crime wave go international.
Ex DOJ pardon attorney @lawyeroyer.com to @maddow.msnbc.com : “Trump just issued a blank check for his supporters to break the law in his name. It’s chilling.”
(Disgraced, corrupt ex Tennessee speaker Casada & @RepHarshbarger’s health care fraudster husband were among the pardoned)
(Disgraced, corrupt ex Tennessee speaker Casada & @RepHarshbarger’s health care fraudster husband were among the pardoned)
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Elect a convicted felon, give him pardon power, and watch the body count grown and the crime wave go international.
Pro-Life has always been a lie
I’ve never seen an American elected official fight so hard to starve people.
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Pro-Life has always been a lie
sleepy joe biden dreaming about that time he nailed Melania
Getty Images releases photos of Douche bag Drumpf falling asleep during yesterday's Oval Office meeting.
Imagine if President Biden had done this. The media narrative for years was that Biden was too old to do the job & now Trump is literally passing out behind its desk, all we hear is crickets.
Imagine if President Biden had done this. The media narrative for years was that Biden was too old to do the job & now Trump is literally passing out behind its desk, all we hear is crickets.
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
sleepy joe biden dreaming about that time he nailed Melania
reconstruction of the fables of the
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
reconstruction of the fables of the