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schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 37m

Mustaches, owls

schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 1d

If I have to pass a test and be certified to teach a pass/fail elementary resource class thats basically just an opportunity for the students' classroom teachers to get their breaks,

Then elected officials should ABSOLUTELY be required to pass a test and earn a certification to run the damn country

Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 1d

I think that there should be a mandatory civics education course and exam that elected officials are required to pass before they can take office, at the city, state and federal levels. They should have to retake it at the beginning of every term.

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schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 2d

We love a reliable source of real, non-AI puppy pics 💜

schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 3d

I remember feeling scared when I realized some white supremacist ideas had been socialized into my brain. Just like when I realized how much internalized misogyny had gotten in, I was scared

I'll never understand the choice to lean into it when you discover this kind of rot in your soul

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schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 8d

I hope I'm not too late for the art show!! Hey yall I'm Evin and I'm a US based artist who loves drawing cats, creatures, and other magical things 🐈‍⬛✨️

This is a recent sheet I did of my boy with his new fav toy! Check out my IG for more 💜 @evinmadeit

A very fluffy and good black cat is playing with his new favorite toy (a fluffy yellow duck stuffie)

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schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 3d

Remember when citizens argued they needed guns to potentially protect themselves against a corrupt government?

And then when the corrupt government actually got here, those same citizens....were the first to sign up and join them??

What a bunch of feckless worms

Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 4d

Our democracy ends with literally troops in the streets courtesy of GOP judges

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 4d

“learn how to be a corpse” and other ideas from tech bros

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schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 4d

The moon has a little friend???

Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 4d

Red alert, poets! We now have two moons! I repeat: we now have two moons

NASA CONFIRMS EARTH NOW HAS TWO MOONS UNTIL 2083
Discovered this year but traveling with us since the 1960s, the small asteroid will drift away in 2083

schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 4d

Delete this

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schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 4d

I can't believe NFTs even still exist lollllllll

I got hella duped when they were still pretty new in 2020 and made my first shitter account to promote my own NFTs 😂 folks did a very good job making it seem like some brave new frontier for artists back then! But, nope lol

onion person @junlper.beer · 4d

NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 4d

Class Dojo (a hugely popular tool for k-5 edu-- behavior incentives, discipline, student dismissal procedures, parent communucation, and more) was also down all day. Let's just sayyyy a handful of my coworkers learned about the Amazon monopoly from my venting 😂

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schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 5d

Happy holidays everyone

A blonde lady in an orange sweatshirt and black pants stands in a pumpkin patch, holding two pumpkins up in front of her boobs. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened in the entire universe, as evidenced by the huge dorky smile on her face. Happy Halloween!

schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 6d

When you're feeling inspired and writing a lot of poetry lately 💖

But then after a few weeks you read it back and every poem is just about lizards and worms❓️❓️❓️

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schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 8d

Thamk you!! That's so cool you just said that, bc I'm actually developing a board book about my other cat right now!

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schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 8d

Is this what it feels like to not have your art hidden by an algorithm?? It's exhilarating! Me and my fluffy boy appreciate all the love bluesky 🥹

#Art #DigitalIustration #Sketchbook #Cat

schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 8d

I hope I'm not too late for the art show!! Hey yall I'm Evin and I'm a US based artist who loves drawing cats, creatures, and other magical things 🐈‍⬛✨️

This is a recent sheet I did of my boy with his new fav toy! Check out my IG for more 💜 @evinmadeit

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schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 8d

Tysm! 💜

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schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you! 😊

schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 8d

I hope I'm not too late for the art show!! Hey yall I'm Evin and I'm a US based artist who loves drawing cats, creatures, and other magical things 🐈‍⬛✨️

This is a recent sheet I did of my boy with his new fav toy! Check out my IG for more 💜 @evinmadeit

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schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 10d

A reference to the show "I Think You Should Leave": a man in a hot dog suit earnestly saying "We're all trying to find the guy who did this". Fans of the show use this image when someone is trying to claim they've done nothing wrong even though it's clear to see they have done something wrong.

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schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 10d

They're literally cult members. Believing the big lie bc he is their religion now. They're patiently waiting for the kool-aid so they can "ascend to the next plane" or whatever

There's no logic or reason to their belief. It's faith gone wrong. It's the super dangerous side of delusional.

schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 15d

What the helly! These are badass!

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Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · 16d

The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌

Two big red cats circle a terrified hog encased in ice. The cat's tails are flames and melt the ice partially, exposing some pig butt and giving it a singe. "Uh-oh Step-Pig, I'm Stuck...!" ok I made the joke for you so you don't have to. Hot ham smoke emits from the pig and spells "BECOME AN" and melted ice on the bottom spells "ICE-FREE ZONE"

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schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 16d

I've been tempted by AI before. Had to do a bullshit, excelerated 4 week training course for work. Had to write busy-work essays just to meet a word count. Would've been really easy to let AI write those bullshit papers.

But I wrote them myself anyway. My morals are worth more than convenience!

schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 18d

"Omg no way!!"
*taking out the gasoline and matchbook*

"Yeahhh, can't trust admin with anything these days"
*dousing myself in gasoline*

"HAHA you are too much!!!"
*igniting the match*

"Oh wow I totally forgot about that meeting later, thanks for the reminder!"
*fully on fire*

schmev ✶ @schmevinnn.bsky.social · 18d

What is professional work speak for "I like you as a person, but if you keep talking to me right now I will light myself on fire" ?

Asking for a Me

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