Schneid!
@schneidremarks.bsky.social
Makes fun of Boomer TV on a podcast called @BreakingMayberry.bsky.social.
Talks about birds and newspaper comics. Just realizing how old I sound as I type this.
Talks about birds and newspaper comics. Just realizing how old I sound as I type this.
Look I know I'm the last person who should say it but holy shit Mark Trail has gotten so much fucking worse since Jules Rivera took over the strip it's unbelievable.
The MAGA chud climate change denier who had the strip wander around a dark cave for six months was somehow a better storyteller.
The MAGA chud climate change denier who had the strip wander around a dark cave for six months was somehow a better storyteller.
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Look I know I'm the last person who should say it but holy shit Mark Trail has gotten so much fucking worse since Jules Rivera took over the strip it's unbelievable.
The MAGA chud climate change denier who had the strip wander around a dark cave for six months was somehow a better storyteller.
The MAGA chud climate change denier who had the strip wander around a dark cave for six months was somehow a better storyteller.
Maybe inside YOU there are two wolves. Inside me there are...
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Maybe inside YOU there are two wolves. Inside me there are...
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Ed Begley Jr should host the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards
August 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Ed Begley Jr should host the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards
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One pre-Thanksgiving tradition in my house: for the past four years, my wife and I listen to the @wxpnfm.bsky.social World Cafe Live interview between @rahrahraina.bsky.social and William Shatner on the day before Thanksgiving. It's so weird and engaging and funny.
www.npr.org/2021/11/23/1...
www.npr.org/2021/11/23/1...
William Shatner, fresh from low orbit, shows off his range on new record 'Bill' : World Cafe Words and Music Podcast
In this session we get into Shatner's new record, he shares stories from his colorful life, including a recent trip to space.
www.npr.org
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
One pre-Thanksgiving tradition in my house: for the past four years, my wife and I listen to the @wxpnfm.bsky.social World Cafe Live interview between @rahrahraina.bsky.social and William Shatner on the day before Thanksgiving. It's so weird and engaging and funny.
www.npr.org/2021/11/23/1...
www.npr.org/2021/11/23/1...
Was thinking the other day that the invention of Stavros means maybe it's worth taking one final swing at the "Confederacy of Dunces movie" pinata.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Was thinking the other day that the invention of Stavros means maybe it's worth taking one final swing at the "Confederacy of Dunces movie" pinata.
One pre-Thanksgiving tradition in my house: for the past four years, my wife and I listen to the @wxpnfm.bsky.social World Cafe Live interview between @rahrahraina.bsky.social and William Shatner on the day before Thanksgiving. It's so weird and engaging and funny.
www.npr.org/2021/11/23/1...
www.npr.org/2021/11/23/1...
William Shatner, fresh from low orbit, shows off his range on new record 'Bill' : World Cafe Words and Music Podcast
In this session we get into Shatner's new record, he shares stories from his colorful life, including a recent trip to space.
www.npr.org
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
One pre-Thanksgiving tradition in my house: for the past four years, my wife and I listen to the @wxpnfm.bsky.social World Cafe Live interview between @rahrahraina.bsky.social and William Shatner on the day before Thanksgiving. It's so weird and engaging and funny.
www.npr.org/2021/11/23/1...
www.npr.org/2021/11/23/1...
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Now I'm
HAM BLOODED
Check it and see
I got a pig's heart
Pumpin my arteries
HAM BLOODED
Check it and see
I got a pig's heart
Pumpin my arteries
September 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Now I'm
HAM BLOODED
Check it and see
I got a pig's heart
Pumpin my arteries
HAM BLOODED
Check it and see
I got a pig's heart
Pumpin my arteries
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pump-kin ROOOOOLLLL
taaake it hoooome
do not shooow
to my WIIIIFE
cream cheese icing
slices nicely
I ate a whoooole
pump-kin roll
taaake it hoooome
do not shooow
to my WIIIIFE
cream cheese icing
slices nicely
I ate a whoooole
pump-kin roll
December 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
pump-kin ROOOOOLLLL
taaake it hoooome
do not shooow
to my WIIIIFE
cream cheese icing
slices nicely
I ate a whoooole
pump-kin roll
taaake it hoooome
do not shooow
to my WIIIIFE
cream cheese icing
slices nicely
I ate a whoooole
pump-kin roll
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everybody get up it's time to EAT HAM
we got a whole ham roasting now
welcome to a PLATE HAM
here's your chance, loosen pants
eat a WHOLE HAM
allrite
we got a whole ham roasting now
welcome to a PLATE HAM
here's your chance, loosen pants
eat a WHOLE HAM
allrite
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
everybody get up it's time to EAT HAM
we got a whole ham roasting now
welcome to a PLATE HAM
here's your chance, loosen pants
eat a WHOLE HAM
allrite
we got a whole ham roasting now
welcome to a PLATE HAM
here's your chance, loosen pants
eat a WHOLE HAM
allrite
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STEVE HARVEY: Okay, Dylan family, going for the lead. Bobby, name a profession. Just a normal job that a regular person would have.
BOB DYLAN: mathematician
STEVE: Sure, I guess. Do you wanna maybe try another one, Bob?
BOB: carpenter
STEVE: Allright there we go SHOW ME CAR--
BOB: ...'s wife
BOB DYLAN: mathematician
STEVE: Sure, I guess. Do you wanna maybe try another one, Bob?
BOB: carpenter
STEVE: Allright there we go SHOW ME CAR--
BOB: ...'s wife
January 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
STEVE HARVEY: Okay, Dylan family, going for the lead. Bobby, name a profession. Just a normal job that a regular person would have.
BOB DYLAN: mathematician
STEVE: Sure, I guess. Do you wanna maybe try another one, Bob?
BOB: carpenter
STEVE: Allright there we go SHOW ME CAR--
BOB: ...'s wife
BOB DYLAN: mathematician
STEVE: Sure, I guess. Do you wanna maybe try another one, Bob?
BOB: carpenter
STEVE: Allright there we go SHOW ME CAR--
BOB: ...'s wife
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A new episode! At last, we return to Mayberry for some light insurance fraud and also straight-up the strangest conclusion to a situation we have ever seen.
Give a listen and share why not:
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...
Give a listen and share why not:
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...
176: Wyatt Earp, Safe Sex Advocate
Podcast Episode · Breaking Mayberry · 11/12/2025 · 1h 21m
podcasts.apple.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A new episode! At last, we return to Mayberry for some light insurance fraud and also straight-up the strangest conclusion to a situation we have ever seen.
Give a listen and share why not:
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...
Give a listen and share why not:
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
ESPN'S "XXX for XXX"
How long have people been giving sports jerseys to Popes?
Leo XIV’s not the first one.
What happens to these jerseys after the presentations?
Is there a Vatican curator of Papal Jerseys?
Each one must have a story.
Can we see a documentary about this?
Leo XIV’s not the first one.
What happens to these jerseys after the presentations?
Is there a Vatican curator of Papal Jerseys?
Each one must have a story.
Can we see a documentary about this?
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
ESPN'S "XXX for XXX"
In this movie, the main character says the line "I'm GOING after a guy that I NEED to get" with such a specific and bizarre cadence that I think of it at least once a month.
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what’s your favorite line delivery
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In this movie, the main character says the line "I'm GOING after a guy that I NEED to get" with such a specific and bizarre cadence that I think of it at least once a month.
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bsky.app/profile/dail...
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(To the tune of American Tail) there are nooooo nerds in Aus-trail-ia
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
(To the tune of American Tail) there are nooooo nerds in Aus-trail-ia
everybody get up it's time to EAT HAM
we got a whole ham roasting now
welcome to a PLATE HAM
here's your chance, loosen pants
eat a WHOLE HAM
allrite
we got a whole ham roasting now
welcome to a PLATE HAM
here's your chance, loosen pants
eat a WHOLE HAM
allrite
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
everybody get up it's time to EAT HAM
we got a whole ham roasting now
welcome to a PLATE HAM
here's your chance, loosen pants
eat a WHOLE HAM
allrite
we got a whole ham roasting now
welcome to a PLATE HAM
here's your chance, loosen pants
eat a WHOLE HAM
allrite
I literally just got out of therapy and today my therapist and I talked about how hot Marisa Tomei is in My Cousin Vinny. Shit rules, I feel great right now.
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I literally just got out of therapy and today my therapist and I talked about how hot Marisa Tomei is in My Cousin Vinny. Shit rules, I feel great right now.
I just got done rewatching Shutter Island, a movie where at one point Ben Kingsley literally points to a whiteboard and explains to the audience what is going on. And I have still seen people act confused by it.
does anyone else remember the way inception was sold as this super confusing movie? and that newspapers were printing visual guides on what the plot was? and then you saw the movie and it was actually really straight forward?
what was that about
what was that about
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I just got done rewatching Shutter Island, a movie where at one point Ben Kingsley literally points to a whiteboard and explains to the audience what is going on. And I have still seen people act confused by it.
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Maybe it’s like inside out Philadelphia
October 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Maybe it’s like inside out Philadelphia
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Every time I go to San Diego, I am struck simultaneously by how beautiful and temperate and perfect it is and how bad the vibes are. No other city has that combination of elements!!!!
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Every time I go to San Diego, I am struck simultaneously by how beautiful and temperate and perfect it is and how bad the vibes are. No other city has that combination of elements!!!!
I have questions about what this woman was TRYING to do. Why did she think Toy Story 3 was on YouTube? Why specifically Toy Story 3? That is a very strange first choice for a room of kindergarteners!
today's coworker had kindergarteners watch 15 minutes of kingdom hearts cutscenes bc she typed in "toy story 3 full movie". she cleaned the entire classroom with no reaction to sora being on the tv and only switched it once she was done. which was also right after the word 'xehanort' was said
October 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I have questions about what this woman was TRYING to do. Why did she think Toy Story 3 was on YouTube? Why specifically Toy Story 3? That is a very strange first choice for a room of kindergarteners!