Schmuck Schumer
@schroedinger.bsky.social
2022 Diplomat of the Year
📍 Manhattan
📍 Manhattan
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I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
Trump take Hallmark
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Trump take Hallmark
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if you try to focus on Trump’s authoritarianism, Schumer will deflect and say people want us to focus on affordability. but when Zohran Mamdani made affordability the heart of his campaign Schumer refused to endorse him because they disagree about Israel. it’s all mealy mouthed bullshit.
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
if you try to focus on Trump’s authoritarianism, Schumer will deflect and say people want us to focus on affordability. but when Zohran Mamdani made affordability the heart of his campaign Schumer refused to endorse him because they disagree about Israel. it’s all mealy mouthed bullshit.
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The lady in this photo is autistic and ICE agents dragged her out of her car as she tried to go to the doctor.
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The lady in this photo is autistic and ICE agents dragged her out of her car as she tried to go to the doctor.
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Seriously. I have issues with how the press handles statements from law enforcement—but this is something else. This admin, this agency, these same officials have constantly lied the whole time, including lying about events on video. It is dishonest for journalists to simply repeat their claims.
WHY are news stations reading DHS statements out loud as if they have ANY credibility at all? They literally murdered a woman in cold blood LAST WEEK and are still lying about what happened, even though we can see what happened. That any credibility would be given to their statement is insane
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Seriously. I have issues with how the press handles statements from law enforcement—but this is something else. This admin, this agency, these same officials have constantly lied the whole time, including lying about events on video. It is dishonest for journalists to simply repeat their claims.
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The initial reports from DHS never ever reflect reality and at this point it's journalistic malpractice to write stories as if they do
BREAKING: A federal officer shot a person in the leg after being attacked with a shovel during a Minneapolis arrest, an AP source says.
Federal officer shoots person in leg after being attacked during Minneapolis arrest, AP source says
A federal officer has shot a person in the leg in Minneapolis after being attacked with a shovel during an arrest Wednesday.
bit.ly
January 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The initial reports from DHS never ever reflect reality and at this point it's journalistic malpractice to write stories as if they do
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Zohran Mamdani’s mayoralty is the final nail in the coffin of left-NIMBYism.
progressive pro-housing politics is the future
progressive pro-housing politics is the future
You probably don't know what SEQRA is - but you should know that it's slowing down the housing that we need. Deputy Mayor Leila Bozorg is here to explain why reforming it is key to cutting red tape and building more housing.
January 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Zohran Mamdani’s mayoralty is the final nail in the coffin of left-NIMBYism.
progressive pro-housing politics is the future
progressive pro-housing politics is the future
Side note, very confused about the choice of National Airport as the headline image here. There's no customs or immigration at National, the only international flights are entering from preclearance airports (so treated as domestic flights on arrival).
The US State Department will pause issuing immigrant visas for people from 75 countries including Brazil, Somalia and Iran
US Will Halt Issuing Immigrant Visas for Dozens of Countries
The US State Department will pause issuing immigrant visas for people from 75 countries including Brazil, Somalia and Iran, targeting specifically foreigners who they say could require public assistance while living in the US.
bloom.bg
January 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Side note, very confused about the choice of National Airport as the headline image here. There's no customs or immigration at National, the only international flights are entering from preclearance airports (so treated as domestic flights on arrival).
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Correct my math if I’m mathing wrong but: there were 22 GOP defections, so if all the Dems had voted against this, it would’ve failed, yeah? What the fuck are we doing here??
The House voted 341 to 79 to fund Trump's war-mongering foreign policy agenda.
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Correct my math if I’m mathing wrong but: there were 22 GOP defections, so if all the Dems had voted against this, it would’ve failed, yeah? What the fuck are we doing here??
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Trumporum (n): A frothy mixture of feces and necrotic breath.
Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.
January 14, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Trumporum (n): A frothy mixture of feces and necrotic breath.
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every day, every day theyre checking my brain. "oh mr president sir, we need to look at your brain again" and i asked them one time if they have ever checked a brain as good as mine and they said theyve never seen anything like it before
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
every day, every day theyre checking my brain. "oh mr president sir, we need to look at your brain again" and i asked them one time if they have ever checked a brain as good as mine and they said theyve never seen anything like it before
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no one:
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
no one:
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
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They like Trump and want to help him tyrannically oppress us
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 4:45 AM
They like Trump and want to help him tyrannically oppress us
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This is a travesty of journalism — it doesn’t matter and does nothing to excuse ICE killing her.
your journalists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn't stop to think if they should
January 14, 2026 at 12:52 AM
This is a travesty of journalism — it doesn’t matter and does nothing to excuse ICE killing her.
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There is something profoundly odd about everything going on in Minneapolis but aprops just still churning forward in DC
January 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
There is something profoundly odd about everything going on in Minneapolis but aprops just still churning forward in DC
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Will never not be jarring to see armed goons demanding people’s papers on the street in the United States of America like it’s Nazi Germany. Fuckin nightmare scenes.
This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.
January 13, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Will never not be jarring to see armed goons demanding people’s papers on the street in the United States of America like it’s Nazi Germany. Fuckin nightmare scenes.
propaganda beamed directly into your taxi
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
propaganda beamed directly into your taxi
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This is not accurate. Powell said the indictment is pretextual and they're threatening it over his refusal to set interest rates the way Trump wants
Fed's Powell says administration has threatened criminal indictment over his Senate testimony reut.rs/4sBOsEK
Fed's Powell says administration has threatened criminal indictment over his Senate testimony
U.S. Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell said on Sunday the Trump administration has threatened him with a criminal indictment over Congressional testimony he gave last summer, sending subpoenas to the Fed on Friday in what he called a "pretext" aimed at furthering pressure on him in a dispute with President Donald Trump over interest rates.
reut.rs
January 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
This is not accurate. Powell said the indictment is pretextual and they're threatening it over his refusal to set interest rates the way Trump wants
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The messaging suggests that Democrats still think their main electoral goal is winning back Trump supporters and that is not a good sign for their future priorities
January 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
The messaging suggests that Democrats still think their main electoral goal is winning back Trump supporters and that is not a good sign for their future priorities
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I lowkey hate how Dems have gone from "Trump's America First is a nationalist agenda that we should resist" to "We all wanted America First and Trump isn't coming through!"
While millions of Americans struggle to afford groceries, Donald Trump wants to spend their taxpayer dollars on invading foreign countries.
That's not America first.
That's not America first.
This is NOT America first.
YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren
youtube.com
January 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I lowkey hate how Dems have gone from "Trump's America First is a nationalist agenda that we should resist" to "We all wanted America First and Trump isn't coming through!"
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January 10, 2026 at 2:53 PM
@repmoskowitz.bsky.social uh, reminder, you're one of 435 people in the country allowed to impeach her
Moskowitz on Noem: "Is she hiding her face like her ICE agents now? By the way - is this what the $800b went to? Every day we see her after some new tragedy, she's wearing a different outfit with a different hat. She looks ridiculous. She deserves to be removed from her job, & if not impeached."
January 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
@repmoskowitz.bsky.social uh, reminder, you're one of 435 people in the country allowed to impeach her
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7 Democrats just voted today to confirm a Trump judicial nominee who refused to say what happened on January 6 or answer who won the 2020 election:
Durbin
Hassan
Kaine
King
Klobuchar
Shaheen
Welch
Durbin
Hassan
Kaine
King
Klobuchar
Shaheen
Welch
January 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
7 Democrats just voted today to confirm a Trump judicial nominee who refused to say what happened on January 6 or answer who won the 2020 election:
Durbin
Hassan
Kaine
King
Klobuchar
Shaheen
Welch
Durbin
Hassan
Kaine
King
Klobuchar
Shaheen
Welch
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Best and worst of The NY Times on display.
Detailed analysis of ICE killing Renee Good in Minneapolis. Headline directly states that the evidence shows Trump officials are lying.
But that's not the top story. Top is Trump spoke to the Times! And said completely empty things! We're special, see?
Detailed analysis of ICE killing Renee Good in Minneapolis. Headline directly states that the evidence shows Trump officials are lying.
But that's not the top story. Top is Trump spoke to the Times! And said completely empty things! We're special, see?
January 8, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Best and worst of The NY Times on display.
Detailed analysis of ICE killing Renee Good in Minneapolis. Headline directly states that the evidence shows Trump officials are lying.
But that's not the top story. Top is Trump spoke to the Times! And said completely empty things! We're special, see?
Detailed analysis of ICE killing Renee Good in Minneapolis. Headline directly states that the evidence shows Trump officials are lying.
But that's not the top story. Top is Trump spoke to the Times! And said completely empty things! We're special, see?