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‘Thank You For That Question,’ Responds Eric Adams To Swarm Of Rats He Forced To Act Out Debate https://theonion.com/thank-you-for-that-question-responds-eric-adams-to-swarm-of-rats-he-forced-to-act-out-debate/
October 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘Thank You For That Question,’ Responds Eric Adams To Swarm Of Rats He Forced To Act Out Debate https://theonion.com/thank-you-for-that-question-responds-eric-adams-to-swarm-of-rats-he-forced-to-act-out-debate/
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Fox News on the homeless population: “Involuntary lethal injection… just kill them.”
September 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Fox News on the homeless population: “Involuntary lethal injection… just kill them.”
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
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just because charlie kirk celebrated and enjoyed political violence doesn't mean you're allowed to
September 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
just because charlie kirk celebrated and enjoyed political violence doesn't mean you're allowed to
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We don’t yet know what motivated the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk, but this kind of despicable violence has no place in our democracy. Michelle and I will be praying for Charlie’s family tonight, especially his wife Erika and their two young children.
September 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
We don’t yet know what motivated the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk, but this kind of despicable violence has no place in our democracy. Michelle and I will be praying for Charlie’s family tonight, especially his wife Erika and their two young children.
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I'm horrified by the shooting of Charlie Kirk at a college event in Utah.
Political violence has no place in our country.
Political violence has no place in our country.
September 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm horrified by the shooting of Charlie Kirk at a college event in Utah.
Political violence has no place in our country.
Political violence has no place in our country.
September 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Would have turned off my TV had that horrific display of unsportsmanlike taunting not gone appropriately punished.
Glad the NFL is finally addressing the biggest problem that needs attention.
Glad the NFL is finally addressing the biggest problem that needs attention.
September 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Would have turned off my TV had that horrific display of unsportsmanlike taunting not gone appropriately punished.
Glad the NFL is finally addressing the biggest problem that needs attention.
Glad the NFL is finally addressing the biggest problem that needs attention.
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they took the cracker and the barrel off the Cracker Barrel logo
August 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
they took the cracker and the barrel off the Cracker Barrel logo
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From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
NEW YORK—Claiming that the humanizing of occupied peoples is not what the newspaper stands for, The New York Times issued an apology Tuesday for reporting on Palestinian deaths. “Our thoughtful and ac...
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July 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
Visiting the monument of the 45th NY Infantry. My great great great uncle served in this unit, and died in Gettysburg on July 1st.
July 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Visiting the monument of the 45th NY Infantry. My great great great uncle served in this unit, and died in Gettysburg on July 1st.
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If you’re mad about people waving the Mexican flag instead of the American flag at a protest, you should also get mad when people wave Confederate flags instead of American flags at a protest.
The celebrating heritage argument is a two way street, folks.
The celebrating heritage argument is a two way street, folks.
June 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
If you’re mad about people waving the Mexican flag instead of the American flag at a protest, you should also get mad when people wave Confederate flags instead of American flags at a protest.
The celebrating heritage argument is a two way street, folks.
The celebrating heritage argument is a two way street, folks.
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I'll be out at a protest near me tomorrow protesting against U.S. executive overreach specifically and kings in general. Hope you will be too. Stay Safe!
April 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'll be out at a protest near me tomorrow protesting against U.S. executive overreach specifically and kings in general. Hope you will be too. Stay Safe!
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Judge Xinis in Tuesday eve order homes in on key issue:
"Abrego Garcia appears to remain inexplicably detained in CECOT."
She cites text in written agreement with El Salvador showing US control: That detainees are kept in CECOT “pending the United States’ decision on their long-term disposition.”
"Abrego Garcia appears to remain inexplicably detained in CECOT."
She cites text in written agreement with El Salvador showing US control: That detainees are kept in CECOT “pending the United States’ decision on their long-term disposition.”
April 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Judge Xinis in Tuesday eve order homes in on key issue:
"Abrego Garcia appears to remain inexplicably detained in CECOT."
She cites text in written agreement with El Salvador showing US control: That detainees are kept in CECOT “pending the United States’ decision on their long-term disposition.”
"Abrego Garcia appears to remain inexplicably detained in CECOT."
She cites text in written agreement with El Salvador showing US control: That detainees are kept in CECOT “pending the United States’ decision on their long-term disposition.”
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Here's Trump saying to Bukele that "homegrown criminals are next" and talking about how El Salvador will need to build "about five more places."
April 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Here's Trump saying to Bukele that "homegrown criminals are next" and talking about how El Salvador will need to build "about five more places."
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Another mediocre white man thinks he can say or do whatever he wants and everyone will listen. Matt O’Donnell, owner of Honest Tom’s Auto Care in Sterling, threatens to sue the school board if they rename a school currently named after a women with ties to the KKK www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jfhDfS/
Another mediocre white man thinks that he can say and do whatever he wants and that everyone is going to listen. Matt O’Donnell threatens to sue the Loudoun county school board if they choose to renam...
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April 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Another mediocre white man thinks he can say or do whatever he wants and everyone will listen. Matt O’Donnell, owner of Honest Tom’s Auto Care in Sterling, threatens to sue the school board if they rename a school currently named after a women with ties to the KKK www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jfhDfS/
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A federal judge has ordered the Trump White House to let Associated Press journalists return to the Oval Office and other spaces to cover news events, ruling it was unlawful to block the news service in a dispute over its choice of words.
Judge orders White House to allow AP access to news events
U.S. Judge Trevor N. McFadden rules the White House cannot deny the Associated Press access to news events because the wire service continues to use "Gulf of Mexico" rather than "Gulf of America".
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April 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
A federal judge has ordered the Trump White House to let Associated Press journalists return to the Oval Office and other spaces to cover news events, ruling it was unlawful to block the news service in a dispute over its choice of words.
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The prefix ‘pen’ means “almost.”
peninsula = almost an island
penultimate = almost the last
peninsula = almost an island
penultimate = almost the last
March 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The prefix ‘pen’ means “almost.”
peninsula = almost an island
penultimate = almost the last
peninsula = almost an island
penultimate = almost the last
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Bear picture of the day
February 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Bear picture of the day